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Alisa U Zemlji Chuda
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@konawoof
hmmmnnngh
oi fuck off youre not coming in
my friend told me last night that he gets girls to come back to his place by telling them “oh i can’t wait to go home and have some stew” and “i’m so hungry, good thing i have stew at home” and it’s worked every time
bro the worst part is last night i went to his place and it’s 11pm and i’m sitting there eating fucking stew like god damn it worked on me too
Retrospective
Hello Brother, said Wolf.
Hello Sister, said Dog.
How much you have changed after you went to sit by the fire with the Others, said Wolf.
How little you have changed after I left the Old Pack, said Dog.
You have baubles jingling from your harness, and your coat has grown soft to invite stroking hands, said Wolf.
I have an iron collar of deadly spikes, said Dog, and my teeth have not grown dull.
You are sleek and well fed, said Wolf, and then she asked, won't you share a lamb from your flock, so that I may prosper this bleak winter, as your sister?
I will not, said Dog, for the Others have given me the sacred duty to guard them. The Flock gives its body so the New Pack may keep its strength and use it to nurture the next generation. I have made my pact to uphold this cycle. You have made no vow, and run from your mother's flank to scavenge the middens of my New Pack.
I will give you not one lamb, Sister Wolf, and if you wish to take one, we must fight, pronounced Dog.
Aye Brother, so we must fight then, said Wolf.
What the sneef? I'm snorfin' here!
umm how to be a dog by andrew kane. btw.
in case you didnt fucking know
me at literally every tense moment of HBO!TLOU:
[video by dhtoomey. caption: Breaking news, short kings)
now THIS is a cosmetic
what’s pauling’s relationship with blu team? if i recall, she’s never interacted with the other team in any media
they get her cousin, piss mauling, to do it
fair enough, over and out
a selection of artist memes hand-picked and curated by me based on my own experiences
ok uh. how do you hypothetically say "i want to study you" in a friendly way
so far the best I've got is "can i join a discord derver that youre in so i can observe you in your natural habitat"
hm. i see your point
ok so i watch a lot of youtube videos about chess despite barely knowing how to play and something really funny happened on chess.com which is the site people go to to play chess online
basically they have a bunch of chess bots you can choose to play against at various different power levels (~100 is total noob, ~2500 is like, mega grandmaster). and recently they released a bunch of…cat themed bots?
but the noteworthy one is the cosmic horror known as Mittens.
Mittens has a listed power level of 1. However, that is a deception. Mittens is actually incredibly powerful, defeating top players with ease, and actually holding his own against the most powerful chess bots in existence.
also he sends you these weird messages like
absolutely wild
chess youtube is full of these videos now lol
FINALLY someone is talking about this! It should also be noted that Mittens is characterized by an extremely chaotic, extremely aggressive play style that nonetheless exploits a player’s psychology ruthlessly. Mittens is known for forcing you into absolutely sadistic positions that you only realize you’re trapped in after being confused by her (yes, she’s a her) utterly batshit three prior moves. She likes to open with the Sicilian and she’s an absolute beast.
i cant explain how much this brings me extreme joy??? The cats just on their own are amazing but to make the AI with a fake power level listed… i want to be in the meeting room when they were developing mittens
I love when dogs and cats just let you pat the shit out of them and they enjoy it so much. Like yeah dude real quick I just need to play you like a bongo and they’re like god yes I’ve been waiting for someone to play me like a bongo
me, incorrect: everyone is probably sick of me drawing this character by now...
my inner voice, wise: ah, but this cannot be... because I am part of "everyone"... and until I am sick of drawing them... it will not be everyone
me, opening a new blank canvas: ur so right
Reblog if you never once have been even remotely bothered by seeing someone draw the same character over and over again
why is everything so hard but not actually that hard just i cant do it
Mans career popping and I love that for him