CEO of Pointy Bastards @cave-kanem - Tumblr Blog

immediately after an interaction: i have GOT to get more normal oh god i need to get more normal immediately i have to get more normal or they're going to hunt me down they're going to hunt me down and flay me for sport

during an interaction: and why not put a little spin on it? why not add some conversational zest?

Winning over our enemies summer

cikero

this is your pilot speaking I need one of you to bring me a burger that’s going to restore my will to fly this aircraft

unpeeled-human

special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

unpeeled-human

im capping it at 59k notes. thats it. shows over everybody

unpeeled-human

im gonna have to draw them fucking each other at this point

knightsickness

love this image bc what did the princess do to make the crowd shout and throw tomatoes at her. i know it wasnt nothing

mpregeminem

jesse don't touch that that's the growth potion i've been synthesi-no jesse DON'T

mpregeminem

yo mr white you're all tiny and shit now

effemar

nobody tells you this bc it’s stupid but the best thing to do while on your period is play the sims 4 on a laptop in bed. not only is the sims 4 more fun when you’re emotionally disregulated but the processing power required for the worlds least optimized & shittiest video game of all time will cause your laptop to actively try to kill itself and depending on your position while playing the 3000 degree nuclear meltdown occurring in your lap makes a wonderful natural heating pad. Pro gamer tip