The Lazy Lolita

23✨ロリタ✨Baker✨Model✨

[tredlocity]

Someone: A movie can’t be wholesome and dark at the same time. Those qualities are mutually exclusive.

Me:

[xmagnet-o]

Wtf is this? Vampire Queer Eye?

[tredlocity]

That is…

100% what that movie is.

[nerdyfangirlingbooks]

fun fact: stu is literally just a guy called stu. like. taika’s friend. his name is stu. he is a geotechnician. this is not the first movie of taika’s where he has played himself. he didn’t even have a script. they just said “hey stu! you stand here, and you be stu!” so he did. when he’s talking to the girls in the bar? that’s his real job. when he’s actung awkward because he doesn’t seem to know what’s going on or what to do? he doesn’t. he’s just rolling with it. just stu being stu.

[lovetheirloves]

Stu also designed the fantastic strobe lighting element used for the Valkyries in Thor: Ragnarok!

Thank you, Stu! 

[kthrynhahn]

It (2017) dir. Andy Muschietti

[literallyaflame]

dude this is random but like. my mom works at a credit union, and a while ago, this totally domestic, collared dog came up to their door and was like.... barking to get in?? it’s a small credit union so they brought the dog inside to keep it safe while they got in contact with the owner

anyway, the owner showed up, looking haggard, and was like “yeah, she keeps managing to get loose. i’m surprised she came here, she usually goes to Wells Fargo.”

and my mom was like.... what?? and the dog owner was like “yeah ever since she started getting loose, she.... always goes to banks. we can’t figure out why.”

anyway the dog is fine and (they’re gonna crate train her or something) but how bananas fucking Wild is it that this dog escaped, multiple times, specifically to go to the bank???? what the fuck

[walrusofdoom]

They needed to make a depawsit

[literallyaflame]

every day i hate you more and more, asad

[iamthecutestofborg]

This poor dog is trying to get a loan to start a small business and no one is taking her seriously

[slowspinningredemption]

throwback to the time I worked in retail and got fired because I had the audacity to get robbed and during my disciplinary hearing they kept referring to my assailant as “the customer” and I finally snapped and asked what, the pray tell fuck, he purchased

[dilfbrucewayne]

Straight women: LITERALLY EVERYONE IS ATTRACTED TO THIS MAN! EVEN LESBIANS WOULD HAVE SEX WITH HIM

The man:

[thivus]

he do be looking kinda fresh doe

[retrogamingblog]

Bobmods took Nintendo DS systems with broken top screens and turned them into custom Gameboy Advance Macros

[stydixa]

This is my house. I have to defend it. Home Alone (1990) Dir. Chris Columbus

[softwaring]

[anarchy-and-love-deactivated202]

Every time this post hits my dash there’s more salty landlords in the comments, die mad leeches lol

[elizadusku-archive]

endless gifs of faith lehane 🔪 [ 5/∞ ] ↳ 3.17 Enemies

[humorblr]

Before the sun sets on the third day, you’ve got to get dear ol’ princey to fall in love with you. That is, he’s got to kiss you. Not just any kiss — the kiss of true love.

The Little Mermaid (1989)

[youlovetoseeit]

a masterpiece

[andrewgarfield-daily]

Spider-Man Kiss - SNL

[kaijuno]

[kaijuno]

Bootlicker tumblr found this post and I’m crying reading the notes on this post I’m sorry you have the sense of humor of wet bread

[oatmilklattewithvanilla]

my favorite comment on this post

[shencomix]

AND SPEAKING OFF ECONOMIC DEVASTATION, my whole store is still 40% off. ;] > Link <

[dankmemeuniversity]

[hymnsofheresy]

heterosexual christians in college be like: gotta marry or i will die

[niceferatu]

they wanna fuck. they gotta fuck or they will die but God put fucking behind a paywall

[memesandlaughs]