Let us go then, you and I.

I'm Konstantya. I write fic. This is where I ramble about writing fic, and occasionally post the other odd piece of fanwork. Main fandoms include Hetalia, Star Trek (primarily TNG and DS9), and Escaflowne, though I also post a lot of art, fashion, and other random pretty things. Getting into a lot of noir and classic film as of 2020. An incomplete list of tags can be found here (note that many links are now broken due to the tag system changing; will update when I have the time). That's Ronald Colman playing Sydney Carton up there. <3 AO3 ~ DW Here's my now-defunct side blog, if you're curious.

[konstantya]

Realizing that I'm pretty sure I romantically imprinted on Don Adams in Get Smart as a kid, and this frankly explains A LOT.

[politijohn]

Source

Happy Pride Month!

[reasonsforhope]

Holy shit!!!!!!! HUNGARY DID IT!!!!

-via the Los Angeles Blade, June 1, 2026

[a-most-beloved-fool]

i do think that bashir and garak could play a sherlock holmes hologame together but ONLY if they're playing as holmes and moriarty respectively. there is no watson.

[knivesandteeth]

I think theres a watson exactly once. It is miles and he had to put up with so much flirt arguing that he will never agree to anything like it again

[potterandpromises]

Like father, like son

[konstantya]

Looking up OMITB discourse like:

And you know what? As someone who had a weird crush on Martin Short's character in the 1998 Merlin miniseries, AGREE.

[vakariaan]

ultimate ships challenge - [1/5] current otps

Theo/Mabel  »  Only Murders in the Building

I was wrong about you.

[bygone-hollywood]

Marilyn Monroe’s green velour dress and red tiered underskirt in “River of No Return” (1954)

Designed by: Travilla

[hellboundhorrormovielover]

theo dimas truly the character of all time. he's a graverobber. he manslaughtered his gf when he was a teenager. he's letting one of the people who got him arrested for aforementioned graverobbing/manslaughter crash on his couch. he's a disabled character played by an actually disabled actor. his favourite movie is about a crime solving snake. he talks shit about everyone constantly. his dad is nathan lane. he's even greek.

[circlique]

A request from a big historical-hetalia fan

North Italy vs Austria during the Italian wars of independence

i don't know much about this time period so I hope I got their uniforms right...

[thehappysmiler]

[thehappysmiler]

favorites

[unforth]

[sic-semper-hominibus]

[duckingwriting]

[duckingwriting]

This thread lives rent free in my brain. And randomly came across my FB feed so of course I had to dig it up out of my Tumblr to share what fb shared.

[notemily]

I like this one

[mittimellan]

[konstantya]

Finally dipped my toe into Only Murders In the Building fic (never had the urge to before), and am honestly thrilled to see that Mabel/Theo is the preferred Mabel ship.

[vamp-orwave]

Instagram article from Fifty Shades of Gay

[capsfromtrek]

[galbee]

[shamebats]

Oh come on lady, you can't deny a man his gaycation

[shamebats]

You must surrender yourself mind, body and soul to the gaycation or be destroyed

[shamebats]

Someone on reddit already suggested a sapphibbatical

[the-haiku-bot]

Someone on reddit

already suggested a

sapphibbatical

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[mechanica1-hands]

how could you leave out the best part—the aquarium bit

[shamebats]

"become a fish" (gay)

[ladyananas]

men will jump through an entire circus' worth of hoops rather than admitting they're bi

[helpless--romantics]

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

The level of mental hoops that guy had to jump through to say to his wife, "No, honey! Of course I wouldn't be cheating on you! Sex during gaycations doesn't count!"

[theivorybilledwoodpecker]

Holy fucking shit! It gets trippier!

I mean, I feel horrible for the OP and her SIL...but "surrender to the gaycation" made me laugh way more than I should have.

[emilynyaaa]

this is an insane story

[flickering-leaves]

“Some men never return”

Helpppppp 😭

[brightlotusmoon]

[harperhug]

Um…here’s the reddit link? I’m speechless.

[handageddon]

Don't worry honey, all the other men on gaycation aren't real people and they stop existing after. Hey, where's all the homophoboa coming from suddenly?

[mananabuffins]

That's the beauty of the gaycation!

[authoratmidnight]

It get wilder. I only found out about this b/c of a youtube video reading the Gaycation post but, this isn't even the first one.

7 years ago someone posted this-

And 5 years a different user posted this-

What is happening with these people??? What weird ass cult did they find??

[luxiomahariel]

"im a misandrist but not in a terfy way"

theres no feminist way to be a misandrist that doesnt bleed into terf ideology.

[luxiomahariel]

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be racist towards men of color.

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be ableist towards disabled and/or neurodivergent men.

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be intersexist towards intersex men or intersex people that look like men.

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be transphobic towards trans women who don't want to pass or cant pass for whatever reason.

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be transphobic towards trans men.

if youre a misandrist, then i dont trust you not to be exorsexist towards nonbinary men or nonbinary people who might look like men.

if youre a misandrist, i dont fucking trust you. you are not an ally to me or to marginalized people.

[dorian-they]

i am once again tapping the sign [this chapter of "Feminism is for Everybody" (2000) by bell hooks]

[status-quo-hater]

I think one of the funniest abortion stances I've heard was from my parents neighbor. He's a like, hard-core libertarian viking larper guy who is very tall and very fat and very bald.

He believes a fetus is human with a soul, but also its "basically attacking the woman's body" so if she wants to get rid of it, that's "basically self-defense". He compared it to shooting a home invader. So he supports abortion not as healthcare, but as killing a baby in self-defense

[status-quo-hater]

Y'know I'm so glad someone reminded me of this. Because this was also discussed.

My stepmother did NOT like the way her Libertarian Viking Neighbor framed pregnancy as the fetus "attacking the woman". She incredulously told him this was extremely disrespectful to expectant mothers to portray pregnancy as so violent and negative.

Libertarian Viking Neighbor's response was that people consensually hurt each other all the time, and "there's like a whole community about that, with the acronym the one that starts with a B" And his reasoning was that if the mother was consenting to bring attacked by the baby, it in fact wasn't violent and negative because there was consent.

He brought up people consensually hurting each other, didn't go for one of the obvious answers like boxing or body mods or something, no he went STRAIGHT TO BDSM and he DIDN'T EVEN REMEMBER THE ACRONYM