snoooo

incorrect sweet eliteeee

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Axel: You’re like a family I never had

Raquel: You don’t have family?

Axel: I do, but they suck

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Tyler: I drank two coffees with 5-hour Monster Bull drinks today instead of one. Scholar: Huh... How do you feel? Tyler: My heart stopped beating two hours ago.

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Scholar: Help!! Scholar: I fell in love. Scholar: I can't get out.

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Tyler: ...Are we still friends? Tegan: No. Tyler: Tegan: Tyler: Tegan: We're brothers. Tyler: That was fucking terrifying, don't pause like that again.

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Scholar: You know, don’t take this the wrong way, but I feel like you’ve become a lot more fun since I’ve known you. Karolina: Thanks. And if I may return the compliment, I think you’ve become marginally less irritating.

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Axel: [sneaks into the dorm wearing a huge coat] Raquel: What’s with the coat? Axel’s coat: [barks] Axel: Drugs.

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Tadashi: Love is weakness and a evolutionary mistake. Alistair: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Scholar right now. Tadashi, pointing his hot glue gun threateningly: You’re on thin fucking ice.

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Waiter: So what would you like to order? Ellie: Can I get a milkshake with two straws, please? Scholar, blushing: Ah, that’s so– Ellie, putting both straws in her mouth: Watch how fucking fast I can drink this.

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Tyler: You call yourself a friend but where were you when my meme only got four likes? Tegan: Making four accounts, bro. Tyler: Bro…

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Hunter: I’m in love. Her name is Piper. She’s beautiful. She punched me in the face.

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Claire, trying to ask someone for a favour: Hey, could you help me with this thing? Absolutely no pressure, though. Totally okay, if you can’t. If you’d rather run me over with a car, that’s cool. Are you mad at me?

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Raquel: Dear Santa, Raquel: I’m writing to let you know that I’ve been naughty. Raquel: And it was worth it, you fat, judgement bastard.

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Scholar: My sexual orientation is people are pretty and i’m scared of all of them.

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Karolina: I don’t dress to impress, I dress to depress. I wanna look so good that other people hate themselves.

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Tegan: Exercise is so important for a healthy lifestyle. That’s why I do yoga daily. [few moments later] Tegan: [lying face down on the floor] Coach Davis: You can’t just do the “dead snake” pose for an hour. Tegan: Watch me.

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Axel: Hello 999? Yes, hi, I accidentally stepped on a dog’s tail and I need to be arrested. 999 Operator: Sir we’ve talked about this.

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Neha: Focus. I need your full attention, this is highly important. Scholar: Okay. Neha: *throws on scarf* Scarf or no scarf?