i yeild my time fuck you

[dykevillanelle]

priory of the orange tree be like. vast untangleable lore and religious tension. sometimes dragons are there but like not that much. the entire plot is powered by homosexuality.

[funnytwittertweets]

[funnytwittertweets]

[jokerlives]

Sigourney Weaver’s boneless double for the “Alien” series.

[catgirl-kaiju]

So fucked up can’t believe they deboned her

[wagamaggot]

its called method acting

[knishy-deactivated20230216]

a good bagel should make u hard

[aletheyass]

body parts that need regular moisturising are literally so fucking stupid like. my brother in christ we’re 60% water

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

idk if it’s the mental illness but sharing literally any information feels like oversharing. i’ll be like “i skipped breakfast this morning” and immediately im like “i might as well have told them where i buried the money”

[pretendusername-deactivated2021]

Happy plagueiversary

[oneheadtoanother]

[pointnclick]

hello male writer. before you is a typewriter. you have one day to write a novella with a woman as the protagonist without describing her breasts. the timer begins now

[wander-in-arda]

Her ass was like a peach, and brother I’m in her pit.

[pointnclick]

well. that one’s on me

[dct239394cvvd098dffgggp]

cannot get over this comment on a chess tournament video

[bnbgs]

Tom Holland as Arvin Russell in THE DEVIL ALL THE TIME 2020 | dir. Antonio Campos

[wickedseahag]

gays! clean your room

[astrocyte-deactivated20171202]

[magicalwolrd]

How gratifying to see pets being treated well and happy.

[time-lady13]

@quasarkisses

[forever-memes]

2022 intensifies

[mist-the-wannabe-linguist]

IT’S LITERALLY JANUARY 2ND IN THE YEAR OF THE TIGER WHAT THE FUCK

[pixelmuppet]

2016 was also the year of the Monkey

[jadethirwall0-deactivated202012]

I wake up. I consume media. I wish my life was different. I make no effort to change it. I consume more media. I go to sleep.

[depsidase]