bee !

she/her 20

[kookidough]

remembering the tlw x tbp AU I vaguely outlined way back when the second movie was coming out </3 I kind of cooked too….. here’s a rough and vague pile of what I’d come up with bc I Know I’ll never actually write it bc it’s been moths and o still haven’t bothered ⛹️ book canon when it comes to ages.. for the most part… curley is still like 14 and the others are 15-17, ray/pete/stebbins are 16-18

adam “curley” white (in place of griffin) the young runaway who got picked up during a 4th of july parade || art baker (in place of bruce/robin) the good samaritan who was late home after staying back to tutor Some Totally Random Kid in the library || gary barkovitch-rank sanders-collie parker (in place of vance) the troubled youths who remained in a reluctant cluster after starting a fight in a convenience store as a threefer on #his birthday || richard harkness (in place of billy) the kid-journalist who was the first and earliest before a 10 year gap between killings || billy stebbins (in place of gwen/max) the seer who was taken in by our killer when he was a child until he ran away across the country when his first dream came to him at 13 || peter mcvries (also in place of gwen) the secret might-be-lover who searches all on his own for the latest missing boy until stebbins spills about a dream he had || and finally ray garraty (in place of finney) who was tutored by art baker and feels guilty for keeping him out late enough to get ‘napped but has also always had a sort of obsession with the cases since his mother taught at the school when harkness when missing, taken while on his way to meet pete and their buddies for a round of ball at the park…… gavribbins lwk endgame…..

this is where I fall off a little when it comes to the major and the grabber but I was thinking that maybe instead of the magician lure he was actually one of those marine recruiters like the that come around schools to get people to sign up after graduation but he’s just roaming bc who’s gonna think #That of a random vet y’know…

and a tl of events as a treat 🥸

major - born sept 10 1918

harkness - grabbed feb 10 1966 by 46 y/o major

curley - grabbed jul 4 1976 by 57 y/o major

gary/rank/collie - grabbed sept 10 1977

art - grabbed mar 8 1978

ray - grabbed oct 14 1978 by 60 y/o major

btw feel free to ignore this if you want 😭 I know it’s Very lengthy and pretty much a bunch of nothing buttttttt I needed to let loose and you just so happened to be the first tbp and/or tlw blog I’ve seen today so…. 🌀🌀🌀

ANON IM GOING CRAZY FOR THIS HOOOOOLLLY SHIT???? please please please write this i'll be so fucking sat for it

genuinely i have no notes everything is perfect, the major being like one of those army recruiters is so fucking smart !!!!

we HAVE to discuss this further pls hit me up omg im going to be thinking about this all week... my top 2 fav films ever combined... you also directly struck me in the SOUL by having gary/collie/rank standing in for vance, My absolute favs standing in for my absolute fav... omfg pls hit me up anon

[kookidough]

im still in the trench that is tbp so i made moodboards of my fav boys ^_^

might make more if i stay motivated, i wanna make two for finney (1 for the first film & 1 for the second film since his vibe changes a lot)

[pimpedoutgreenears]

I have a million issues with the Black Phone 2, but one of my criticisms that I actually think is kind of funny if I don’t take it too seriously is how the movie ended.

Like, I’ve seen people complain that Gwen got the final phone call (which I agree is a major issue because it should have been a dream, this movie really just dropped the ball when it came to consistent in universe rules).

But I think the funniest thing about it is that after Hope talks to Gwen and tells her to tell Finn she loves him, we then get that Robin said to tell Finn hi.

WHILE ERNESTO IS JUST STANDING THERE.

Like, imagine being Ernesto and hearing that your brother got one opportunity to say something to someone and he didn’t choose you.

Like, I just imagine Ernesto nodding to himself and looking up at the sky like, “Okay, bro. That’s fine. That’s cool. Fuck me, I guess. Fucking simp.”

[kookidough]

hi 3 troop fans let me in

art by the fantastic ju-draws-worms of course

[piqueriisms]

ephraim was born slippy

[puffinsocks]

Rant about SOME people in the Black Phone community.

Just so you know I talk a LOT about the implied S/A of the boys and mention some of the indicators I noticed. If that makes you uncomfortable, or is a trigger for you, scroll.

I watched The Black Phone with my friend last night and we both loved it, so, naturally decided to go online and explore the fandom.  I’m not lying when I tell you I CRIED out of anger at the literal second post I saw. 

It was a picture of The Grabber when he tried to play naughty boy the first time, and the caption had something to do with Finny being ‘lucky to have those pillows all to himself’, referencing The Grabber’s chest and stomach. One of the comments said Finny was being fucking greedy for not sharing. And, like I said, it was genuinely so insensitive and disgusting that I cried.

I don’t understand how people can sit here and post shit like that online. I don’t understand how you can sit here and make a post like that. If Finny couldn’t hear shit from that phone he would have been sexually assaulted and killed like all of the rest of those boys, and it’s not something that anybody should be joking about, regardless if it’s fiction or not. 

Not only have I seen disgusting shit like that, but me and my friends have discovered that people genuinely believe that those boys were not being sexually assaulted, which astounds me. 

Some of youse need to actually pick up a book or go back to fourth grade ELA classes, because tell me why people can’t see what is set out right in front of them? You shouldn’t have to see a five minute scene of the grabber sexually assaulting someone. You shouldn’t have to when it’s  so heavily implied. 

If half of these people had any media literacy that would have picked it up. There were extremely obvious similarities to John Wayne Gacy. The Naughty Boy game should have been self explanatory. Just the way The Grabber was touching Finny that first time he came into the basement should immediately have turned anyone off. How many wounds did we see on Vance? Not many, right? So what did The Grabber ‘take his time with’

It is self explanatory, and people need to start using their brains. 

It isn’t funny to make jokes about rape and sexual assault, whether it’s in a fictional setting or not. It’s not quirky to simp over a rapist pedofile. It’s not funny to not be media literate. And you shouldn’t need a rape scene in Black Phone to understand what’s happening when the directors so heavily implied it.

[leahbear30]

helloooo happy late mohabbot monday i was very inspired by this edit by @/_hellstarr on tiktok for mohabbot twilight au so here it is i think i like it ❤️

go watch the edit it’s so good

sorry i did give up a little on jack but yknow it was kinda what i had in my head anyways

[mouseyinaround]

Gangs all here!!!

ik it’s messy again and i lowkey hate these but i wanted to try drawing them all + try and learn how to draw different facial features + faces in general! Decent exercise but I’ll do better in future drawing them x9

[magnetic--forces]

do you get it? do you understand? it's them. it's literally them.

[boy-oneder]

"Collie, you saw that shit, right? We're the fuckin' same, man. I know, you like to talk, I like to talk."

"I'm nothing like you, you motherfucker. Say it again, you'll be chewing concrete."

[pissleg]

he wanted to get in on that

[kookidough]

vance hopper as mcr songs cuz why not, im deranged

im fucking sick over the black phone again and especially vance so im song posting yet again because im also sick about music! these wont be in order of most to least accurate or anything (though to bait you into reading more i put the Most fitting song as the last song on the list) im just scrolling thru my playlist and putting the songs into this post in whatever order i added them to my playlist

i already did this before but with destroy boys songs, now its mcr's time to shine and i have like 10 more bands i can do this with considering how long my vance playlist is

also CLICK THE PICTURES I BEG!! TUMBLR CROPPING SUCKS!!!

starting off with 'kill all your friends' !! him and the other ghosts are indeed Tragic with a capital T and i like the repeated "and you're walking away / and i will die in this place" it reminds me of him being bitter af at finney because finney got to survive and he didnt

next is 'mama'!! idk what relationship he wouldve had with his mother but i dont think she gave a fuck about him so ! the whole song is fitting so im just going to highlight the most fitting parts aka the parts i go absolutely insane over

i Love "you made us oh so famous / we'll never let you go" its SO the ghost boys at the grabber OUGHBDFFDFSHJ especially vance with him being so dead set on revenge.... the last set of lyrics in particular ("but there's shit that i've done with this fuck of a gun / you would cry out your eyes all along") it scratches my brain just right, gerards tone is so perfectly distraught its very fitting

next song is 'you know what they do to guys like us in prison' which might be my Favourite mcr song.. the whole thing is fitting so again im going to highlight my favourite/most fitting parts

"my cellmate's a killer / they make me do push-ups in drag :("

"nobody knows all the trouble ive seen!"

"what they ask of you will make you want to say so long"

SO IM IN AGONY. again i love gerards tone in all of these lines they encapsulate the vibe Perfectly

next song is 'blood' which i think the entire thing fits, its my go to vibe for any kind of au where he lives... i also just adore the lines "but it's really quite alarming, cause i'm such an awful fuuuuuuuuuuck" and "i'm the kind of human wreckage that you love" because. Well yes!

next song is 'house of wolves' which i think is one of the MOST fitting songs it makes me Deranged, whole thing fits but this part is my favourite

"tell me im an angel, take this to my grave / tell me im a bad man, kick me like a stray" SO IM ACTUALLY KILLING MYSELF ACTUALLY. THE MOST VANCE LINES OF ALL TIME. and the bit after that i can completely see as vance talking to finney on the phone

next song is 'the end.' which is SO fitting. i especially go crazy over the lines "another contusion, my funeral jag / here's my resignation, i'll serve it in drag / you've got front row seats to the penitence ball / when i grow up i want to be nothing at all!" the original Gayer lyric also fits vance well that boy is gay to me idgaf

lastly 'this is how i disappear' which i think is the Most fitting mcr song of all for him. saving the best till last! it is my red sauce that makes me hurt myself and others! the entire song fits so incredibly perfectly that i genuinely go insane when i listen to it

not to go crazy about gerard's tone of voice again but when singing the lyrics in the second screenshot (from "can you hear me cry out to you?" to "well now so, you can") are genuinely FANTASTIC. they are perfectly anguished and angry and you can feel such emotion and whatever he's conveying, it is the Perfect emotion for vance. the lines "you wanna see how far down i can sink? / let me go, fuck!" are the best to me my red sauce honestly

xtra songs that im not bothering to post lyrics for since its either self explanatory or basically the Entire song or im lazy and not as attached to it as the others:

na na na (na na na na na na na na na) though i do want to highlight the lyrics "i'd rather go to hell / than be in purgatory / cut my hair, gag and bore me / pull this pin, let this world explode"

teenagers

im not okay (i promise)

thank you for the venom

the sharpest lives

anyway yea thats it! thank you so much if u actually read all this cuz i rly dont expect anybody to, also definitely listen to them because just reading the lyrics doesnt do the songs enough justice you gotta hear gerards tone of voice its absolutely fantastic, yes im glazing tf out of him and you will too when you listen to these damn songs

i said at the start ive done this before with destroy boys songs and now mcr, i'd also love to do this with korn, nirvana, three days grace, slipknot, kasabian, arctic monkeys, motley crue, pierce the veil, honestly i could do just about any band considering how big my playlist is .. maybe some day i'll make a post of the songs in my playlist i think fit him the most overall!! idk if anyone would even be interested in any of that but i'll probably make it anyway . Eventually

[leahbear30]

Santos in heavypaint :)

i hope i did her justice all my trinity santos heads 🙂‍↕️

[turnipoddity]

more sleepy gavries perhaps? theyre so CUTE 🥹🥹🥹

ALWAAYS up for this hihi

[leahbear30]

look at my doctors dawg i’m gonna die 😭😭😭

hiiii mohabbot nation how we feeling here’s some slop

[leahbear30]

thank you smiling friends <3 i’ll miss you forever

(inspired by piglets big movie)

[slimemkultrad]

more parkovitch hehe