The Trouser Disturber

Vintage 1980s. Loves Halloween, dinosaurs, danmei, angels and demons. Very tired. She/her.

[hybridmindthoughtsreloaded]

[anthraxofeffervescence]

The core conceit of Lord of the Rings is pretty funny. You are a twenty three year old in a suburb of Maine. The little bracelet in your grandpa’s attic has an inscription on it that is the password to the world’s entire nuclear arsenal. It is up to you to walk to the only hydraulic press in the world, located in Arizona, before the FBI finds the bracelet, kills you, and enslaves the suburb of Maine you currently live in

[anthraxofeffervescence]

Also the 90-year old hobo that your grandpa beat in a rap battle for possession of the bracelet while hiding from the Romanian secret police really loved the bracelet because it was coated in small amounts of LSD and tried to hunt and kill your grandpa to get it back. He was then apprehended by the FBI and instantly gave them your grandpa’s address. Seal Team Six is about to break down your door and shoot you, says your local congressman who can also do cool magic tricks

[bloodyraven1001]

There's a guy in NY who MIGHT be capable of destroying the codes but won't coz he simply wants to spend time with his wife. So it's up to your grandpa's old friend in rural Ohio to get you the friends capable of finishing the task.

[ariaste]

And we must not, at any point, remember the existence of aircraft and ask aloud why we can't just fly to Arizona

[hexadonis]

he’s like if a clumsy anime girl made a wish to be a forty year old science teacher

[novembersmith]

Where is the lie

[saucefunk]

dirty dirty dirty

[kaelio]

my favorite thing about navigating fanfiction is finding a really good one and being all “oh boy this was good, I hope they have more!” and literally every other story they’ve ever written was for like Miami Vice 

[kaelio]

the tag game on this post is so strong

[mikkeneko]

#a lot of the time this happens because someone in their 40’s got into 1 new thing and threw a fic at it before resuming business as usual#like sorry gang they’re not a youth who’s weirdly into your mom’s shows they’re your mom who played genshin impact

[cesperanza]

Luke, I am your mom.

[richiemustdie]

[shamebats]

[mercining]

[novembersmith]

what if i screamed for 1000 years

[silver-soul00]

Clex material in Superman marketing was not in my bingo 2025😭

[st4rm41d]

they finally invented an assignment thats not due tomorrow. but the problem is that my body is a machine that turns assignments into assignments due tomorrow

[bacontoktok]

[cellarspider]

May I present to you Wheel Running In the Wild, a published research paper that delights me to no end:

This paper intended to test whether would mice would run on a wheel if they found one, to try and determine if this was a natural behavior or a stress response in captivity. They put a wheel in a protected little box with a camera that took pictures any time the wheel turned, and tallied up how often it was used by what.

Mice were, happily, the most common users of the wheel, and their patterns of use indicated they were doing so voluntarily once they figured it out.

But the second most common users.

Those were slugs.

[scientia-rex]

I would not have guessed this in a thousand years. I am delighted.

[myoonmii]

Some might say he didn’t take the news well

[disneyfeverdaily]

He is a guy!

[grntaire]

“and they aren’t talking” we are going to be able to smell the sexual tension through our screens as god intended

[willow-tea]

Second art for the @ineffableidiotsbigbang, this time for @novembersmith's fic (here). Loved getting to play with the lighting!

[novembersmith]

GLORIOUS ART!!!! I am in love with miracles glowing and their faces all lit in wonder together, and all the little details. THE CLOCK, the clothes, the tesseract!!! aaaaa

[emileedoodles]

I took part in the Good Omens Big bang, and it was so fun to illustrate a fic again! My fic writer was the talented @novembersmith and they wrote the best time-twisty post-S2 fic, definitely check it out! (Warning, E rated!)

An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works

[novembersmith]

LOOK AT THE BEAUTIFUL ART LOOK AT IT!!!!!! It's both gorgeous AND adorable, poor Aziraphale's mid-kiss timepoofed faaaace!!!!

[opscuritas]

A pinterest pic inspired me to draw the ineffable wives being ethereal and pretty ✨️ I'm OBSESSED with them 😍

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