schploinko zone

Ezra, They/he, 26

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[madredhattie]

turtle school

[madredhattie]

[radiofreederry]

Lol

[cavegirlpoems]

I cannot stop laughing at the idea that socialism ignores humanity’s highest spiritual ideal: owning yachts.

[loreleywrites]

you solve the mystery of what to have for dinner one night and you think "hell yeah case closed forever" WRONG there is a dinner mystery the next night too

[samreich]

the last supper rice only edition

[little-bisexual-gargoyle]

[secretgarden]

on a scale of nothingburger to everything bagel

[wifegideonnav]

gonna be honest i don’t know how many more ‘enter the 6 digit code we sent to your phone’s i got left in me

[underwhelmingalchemist]

Post-episode mood

[irradiatedwarlock]

No one has painted me in over 400 years.

[toomuchheart]

[slivensays]

[zingbots]

you're laughing. a velociraptor pushed rachel reilly into a volcano and you're laughing.

[the-eye-of-big-brother]

Moments taken before a tragedy

[bathroom-sand]

big brother is so camp, like what do you mean a velociraptor threw rachel riley in a volcano in front of the other houseguests and killed her so now we have a shot of her leopard print skeleton

[phalpz]

you’re laughing. A blow up dinosaur threw rachel reilly into a volcano and you’re laughing.

[theminionjcfucked]

Two things can be true: Big Brother is a complex game of social strategy and also the corniest show on tv.

Like I have witnessed some of the greatest, strategic masterminds compete on this show, but it’s also the dumbest fucking thing in the planet.

[valtsv]

i'm like a fujoshi but for dead people

[valtsv]

if you could see the thread i'm hanging on by you would not say these things to me