Volcano Apologist

A 30+ year old's blog of whatever happens to catch her fancy. You can call me Mads, or any variation of my url thereof.

[caffedorzo]

spin the wheel to be assigned a mysterious source of income - who will grant you 10k usd every month without fail!!

will you take the money?

yes

no

bald / nuance

Remaining time: 5 days 51 minutes

[nudityandnerdery]

Just posting polls to satisfy my own curiosity now.

If you lived in America as a child, answer this poll. If you didn't, you answer the poll in the reblog.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7 or more

I don't/haven't lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[nudityandnerdery]

Part two.

If you didn't live in America as a child, answer this poll. If you did, you answer the previous poll.

How many homes did you live in before you turned 18 years-old?

1

2

3

4

5

6

7 or more

I lived in America/results/etc.

Remaining time: 5 days 2 hours

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

people who are reblogging that post about imagining a world with no ads to go "um but actually what about Some Ads! I think we should have a little advertising as a treat! surely there must be at least a couple of ads!" what is wrong with you

[dahlia-molinas]

if christopher nolan was really the visionary and ground-breaking director everyone claims he is he would have cast ben affleck as penelope

[pietriarchy]

[asexualgeorgecostanza-deactivat]

[joey-wheeler-official]

[piss-bong]

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[schmendrick-lamar-deactivated20]

[journeymanfool]

[dowereallyneedthis]

[favoritefightingfrenchgoth]

[disorderfaking-deactivated20200]

[goofballproximitysurveyor-deact]

[wilburian-deactivated20221116]

great job everyone lets hit the showers

[testosteronetwink]

[pinkthinkspalistineshouldbefree]

Not again

[worldheritagepostorganization]

World Heritage Post

[uss-emberprise]

[sycamorality]

oh no i will lose my !

[aroaceanarchnid9130]

[unsoundedcomic]

The Kickstarter's humming along! Thanks to everyone who's helped out! :D

Unsounded, Books 3 and 4

Ashley Cope's legendary dark fantasy webcomic continues its jump to print, with volumes 3 and 4!

[hillie-art]

WE CELEBRATE THE WINNER! We LOVE TV!

Tenna won the @mimosa-sexypeople-contests-2026, and I could not be happier. Good for him.

And what better way to celebrate than a warm meal with the other finalists? I made up this stupid dish because this poll gave me a reason to get back into Dungeon Meshi again. Finished the anime today actually!

As for the cat maid Grace stuff I promised! It's coming, but I wanted to honor our winner first.

Also sloppy recipe page below

[pumpkan]

Me: waiting for any form of public transport

Rain: starts

Some deep dark part of my brain that never forgot the first night vale episode: 👀🕐🚌🌧🌧🕐🕐🚌🌧

[nibeul]

hating the franchise you’re fixated on is a rite of passage

[nibeul]

to the person who said “of course OP is a Star Wars fan”, fuck you

[nibeul]

I was about to ask how that’s even possible then realized this is from an SPN blog

[danndesigns]

[violet-hady]

Okay, I am really obsessed with this joke. I literally reblog it every time I see it.

[imb0ring]

I would too ngl

[hppjmxrgosg]

proud victim of the tumblr accent. it's fading out of public consciousness as the tik tok accent takes precedence; a linguistic evolution that makes the tumblr accent 85% funnier to unsuspecting civilians. it's like releasing a disease on a non-inoculated population. coughing baby versus hydrogen bomb.

[desmolbean404]

QUIZ TIME!! Take this quiz, then come back and answer the poll!

100 REAL or FAKE Pokemon

100 Different 'Pokemon' will be shown to you. Choose if you think they are FAKE or REAL. Goal is to get a high score so you can brag to ever

What Was Your Score?

0%-20%

20%-40%

40%-50%

50%-60%

60%-70%

70%-80%

80%-99%

100%! (You're one smart cookie!)

Voting ended onJul 24

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[aptronyms]

that tumblr sexyman poll is pissing me off so bad like oh my god ryland grace isn't a tumblr sexyman MY MOM FINDS HIM SEXY . THAT'S RYAN FUCKING GOSLING ToT ... IDC if tumblr loves him he's also ryan god damn gosling . at least senshi and tenna are like a little more niche, a little more against the grain... RYLAND GRACE IS PLAYED BY RYAN GOSLING............ YOU PEOPLE ARE CRAZY !!!

[blurds]

this is the funniest thing I’ve seen in weeks

[luxshine]

The “Thunk” will always kill me.

[falconratesbirds]

14/10 doing his best

[littleguysdaily]