Volcano Apologist

A 30+ year old's blog of whatever happens to catch her fancy. You can call me Mads, or any variation of my url thereof.

[transmascmarypoppins]

why is this post completely broken in every way imaginable

[cecilsrandomeverything]

Broken notes… deactivated account… removed image….

Finally, we have them all.

[spacefinch]

In addition: OP’s name is just… gone. No “[insert username]-deactivated[insert a bunch of numbers]” as is the standard for deactivated blogs.

Just the world “deactivated.” Look upon their post, ye mighty, and despair.

[chatblancofficial]

It’ll be almost impossible to find this post unless it wanders across your dash.

[huewrite]

It wandered across mine. I shall help it travel forward.

[gossamermouse]

this is not a place of honor

[jackviator]

[dinosaurana]

Oh hey post of Ozymandius, good to see you again standing on your feet in a desert where no one remembers you

[apricoctopus]

Let the path of this post continue.

[she-ramen]

the she-ra reboot makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[she-ramen]

the kids these days dont know this masterpiece…they will learn

[logan-exe]

the Masters of the Universe remake makes this video relevant again which means we are in the best timeline

[sometiktoksarevalid]

[fulmionce]

I see we're learning about the flaming hot cheeto earthquake proof sarcophagus again

[cherryhatter-deactivated2015072]

KICK THE CAN!

Let’s play the biggest game of kick the can on the internet.

To kick the can, reblog it. I wanna see how long this can go on for.

[visibun]

the oldest reblogs for this post that i can find are from january 2nd of 2013. this can has been getting kicked around tumblr for almost 13½ years now

[drtanner]

And yet somehow this is my first time kicking it!

[whysosirris]

[valeriapryanikova]

hope has blood on her hands

[horrorlesbians]

how many movies have you see in theaters so far this year?

none

1

2-5

6-10

11-15

15-20

20-25

30+

Voting ended onJun 4

[godlessondheimite]

In 2026, the chicest thing a gay actor can do is never explicitly come out as gay but also make it abundantly clear that he is. Coming out is too modern. Staying closeted is too old fashioned. But this method merges contemporary freedom with Old Hollywood glamour and allure, and it weeds out the dumbest people who truly don’t get it. I call it the Pascal Method.

[nobodys-odyssey]

Taylor Swift does this

[godlessondheimite]

no she doesn’t

[nobodys-odyssey]

You clearly don't go here or to queer history and signaling, or both, enough to have this conversation and I'm not going to explain it to you. You could have asked questions, you could have done even a modicum of research. You didn't and you made yourself look ignorant. Goodbye.

[dancinbutterfly]

#I'm fucking crying#this is an instant classic#this is the next meme#i can't believe I'm here to see a baby copypasta nary two hours old#I can't#lol#i laughed way too hard#iconic

[aroacexuemeng]

not the twitter migrants putting "reblog heavy" in their bios on here... like yeah. that's what we do here

[doggirlhen]

reblog heavy

[ellewantsrevenge]

my favorite fantasy world is tortall

[dailynarnia]

is jake gyllenhaal gay??

why would you ask us, a narnia blog, this

[helloitsbees]

happy pride month to this post specifically

[djinnkala]

Happy pride month, statement!! 🏳️‍🌈

[clowndraws]

mimicry

[lotldraws]

hey don't worry? completely unrelated giant dump of heartwarming PHM doodles ok??

once again these are all from like the same two canvas files in procreate judging from the same color background. also straight up had a dream where grace and rocky figured out how to make gnocchi out of taumoeba hence the making gnocchi over a bunsen burner

[onikrii]

I've been thinking about what sort of shenanigans Grace and Rocky would get up to during the 4 years to Erid, and I like to imagine that at some point Grace is trying to come up with something new to fill the time and decides to ask Rocky if he can recreate a boardgame for them.

Rocky agrees, so Grace pulls up a photo of a basic snakes and ladders board and some dice for Rocky to replicate (with proper grooves so it's Eridian-accessible of course), and while it's fun for a little bit, Rocky eventually decides things need some livening up and modifies the board and rules to incorporate some features of a simple game from Eridian culture.

Turns out that the thought required for this interspecies boardgame hybridization is a fun way to pass the time, so they continue to go back and forth with games from each of their cultures, modifying and expanding the same board that they originally started with to conserve resources.

What ensues over the next couple years is some form of wild boardgame evolution resulting in the most convoluted and arbitrary set of rules that would be practically incomprehensible to anyone else on either planet, but they don't think too hard about this and decide one day on Erid that wait, we should try and teach Adrian!

Meanwhile Adrian is just left in abstract horror at the absolute disaster of a pass-time that these two nerds constructed like "this is what you guys had to do to stay sane??" And they're just like "yeah, we thought you'd like it!"

[irradiatedsnakes]

you cant just say that man

[willgrahamscock]

crazy how most of us made friends on here because we were going insane about the same 2 freaks at the same time. like oh you’re up thinking about them too?

[willgrahamscock]

you might never had met your mutuals if you weren’t actively losing brain cells over the same thing. but I’m so glad we were both up reblogging and posting like a madman because now we know each other.