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thinking about how life really is just about the little rituals we set up for ourselves. a long shower to wash off the day's hardships. peeling your orange in the morning before you rush to catch the bus. watering your plants, noting the changes of the soil, of the leaves. those moments that we give ourselves, the bubbles in our life where we allow ourselves to just breathe and exist. thinking about how those moments are laced with intention. i am taking care of myself, of my environment, of my body. i am nourishing my heart my soul my mind. because i deserve to love and i deserve to be loved.

neurotypical-karen

The tone difference in foraging guides between native plants and invasive plants is literally so funny to read

triplestaff

Terry imma need examples

neurotypical-karen

Foraging guide entry on native plants: Make sure you only take a small amount from a well-established patch. Leave some for the wildlife, and yourself next year! Please get involved in land restoration programs to protect this plant for the future :)

Foraging guide entry for Japanese Knotweed: RIP RIP TEAR KILL REND DESTROY EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT EAT E V I S C E R A T E EAT EAT EAT EAT

the-awkward-turt

It’s similar for wildlife.

Brochure about native fish: Remember to only fish for approved species at the appropriate time of year and only with a license and correct fishing gear. These rules exist to make sure we don’t damage local fish populations and these amazing animals can be around for future generations!

Brochure about invasive lionfish: You can kill them with a SPEAR, you can kill them with a HOOK, you can kill them with your BARE HANDS (but watch out for the spines)…did we mention the flesh of this spicy devil fish is DELICIOUS?? Do your part for the environment and CONSUME THE PROBLEMSRIC LION OF THE SEA.

taahko

what she says: im fine

what she means: the beastie boys band canonically exists in the star trek reboot universe and jim kirk canonically enjoys the song “sabotage” (if nothing else from their discography). however, theres a conflict here since the song “intergalactic” (by the same band) references star trek and more specifically spock not once, but twice, with the lyrics “like a pinch on the neck of mr spock” and “super educated im smarter than spock”. if the beastie boys exist in the rebootverse, does “intergalactic” exist also? and if so, are the aforementioned lyrics simply omitted or transformed into a seperate in-universe scifi reference to maintain the song’s theme?

geekghoulsmash

Alternately, since in the same movie Spock time travels, there is a possibility that Spock went back in time met The Beastie Boys, and they just happened to think he was amazing.

winnifredburkle

#also#let’s not forget the voyage home#where mr. spock does use the nerve pinch#on a punk on a bus#and kirk is using his name all over the place#perhaps spock becomes an urban legend of folk justice (via @flange5)

laimfunk

There’s a lot of Scooby Doo stuff on Netflix

laimfunk

A follow up in my sketchbook

jimhensonreject

This is unironically one of the better written, in-character, funny pieces of Scooby-Doo media in the past decade

dduane

As someone who’s written dialogue for Scoob and been paid for it… I endorse this take. :)

jimhensonreject

“Now let’s see who’s REALLY under this mask”

“Diane Duane, critically acclaimed novelist?”

johnturturro

STEVE BUSCEMI FOR KITH SPRING 2022

moniquill

skelezombie

anyone have that oil painting of the nun with the absolutely massive tits and it’s painted in like a semi-classical style

skelezombie

please help I can’t google “painting of nun with huge tits” bc it’s going to show me a lot of pictures that are not the one I’m looking for

skelezombie

I swear it looks something like this

skelezombie

I FOUND IT It’s “Délicate scène” by Paul Laurenzi

lunnefisk

FAT TITS NUN

clickbeetle

a lot of pieces of media will show characters catching fireflies with just their bare hands. in some cases they will just land on the persons fingers. to gently be placed inside of a jar..

for people who live in areas who don’t have fireflies, i want you to know that is not made up or exaggerated for those scenes. fireflies are really like that. they are slow and not cautious at all. while camping i would just walk up to one flying in the air and grab it. and it would sit on my hands like “oh ok.” they are my friends.

clickbeetle

also i think it’s funny when fireflies are portrayed as round light bulb-ish shapes. they are skinny.

clickbeetle

also their butts are yellow even when not lit up. they’re not just all black until suddenly lighting up yellow! they always got little yellow asses!

clickbeetle

they are such friends

exceptionerroralex

fireflies our beloveds <3

toasty-bat

Thought people might appreciate this video I got of a firefly that landed on my mom’s ring and sat there flashing for about a good minute or two. They really are just like that

sea-of-serpents

jcash91

I laughed so hard at this.

2460onetruepairing

It actually gets funnier if you read this in Sir Ian McKellen’s voice.

zagreus

and people say jar jar tolkien wasn’t funny

shingojira

beatlesweatles

Why did he name his son that

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

Well it’s short for Yoga Matthew

thepoisonroom

lmao get wreckt

thepoisonroom

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