Intense Shipper Feelings

Local fandom Cryptid, Fic Writer, and Artist. Feel free to ask me about my ships. I have a lot of feelings about them

[kooriicolada]

Hi I’m Koorii.

Main Fandoms: Naruto (Founders), Final Fantasy XIV, Stardew Valley, Final Fantasy VII, Animal Crossing, Pokemon

Ships: Madara/Tobirama, WoL/G’raha, WoL/Vrtra, Sephiroth/Cloud, Green(Blue)/Red, N/Touya(Black/Hilbert)

--- What are your Nopes? Rape/Noncon Domestic Violence Underage

And the Yeses? A/B/O Shapeshifting Monster/Human Canon AU

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Quick Q&A Where’s the next chapter of Counter Crisis? CC is a fic that requires two fickle muses dance together with the devil and that’s so fucking hard you wouldn’t believe.

But I thought all of CC was written? It is.  No we aren’t going to share it until we want to.  Editing sucks.

[charlesoberonn]

Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

[charlesoberonn]

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

[charlesoberonn]

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

[hyperlexichypatia]

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

[blandandtasteless]

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

[depsidase]

[lazyscience]

To everyone who thinks "wow this is so violent, gross" - consider that this happens to multiple REGULAR people every day when they're diagnosed with cancer. Oh, not the shark part, but the having to throw all their worldly resources at the equally rapacious predators of the medical billing and insurance industries or they'll die in pain, drowning or both.

I am dead fucking serious. A serious car accident or a major illness is how a lot of the "working" homeless get that way. They played payment roulette with the wrong bills that subsequently snowballed while they were too sick to work/in the 'donut hole' of spend-down before you qualify for medicaid and lost everything.

Bankrupting 3 billionaires to keep literally hundreds of thousands of people housed, fed and part of the social safety net? yeah. don't threaten ME with a good time.

[anxietyproblem]

[natequarter]

listen, sometimes it's more powerful for a fictional relationship to be a friendship precisely because friendship is devalued in comparison to romance. anyone can sacrifice themself for the love of their life. but for a friend? if anything, that kind of devotion can be even more moving than if the relationship is romantic. there's a real dramatic power to prioritising friendship in your narratives sometimes.

[important-animal-images]

[beardedmrbean]

[nathanielbuildsatesseract]

This is what having auditory processing issues is like.

[kirby-the-gorb]

[foodffs]

[foodffs]

Snickerdoodle Cheesecake

Follow for recipes

Is this how you roll?

[sushik9]

no boobplate pls💀

[macmanx]

A NASA spacecraft discovers a formation on Mars resembling a bear

NASA's Mars Reconnaissance Orbiter snapped the uncanny photo in December. Eyes are formed by craters. A hill with a "V-shaped collapse struc

Come on [tumblr] where’s my Mars Bear fanart?

[sirartwork]

[backtornado]

insane headline to pair with the actual photo of the beastie itself

this is just a gormless little creature. what are we doing here.

[acespejs]

[my-flying-sister]

I love rebloging. It’s the adult equivalent of showing everyone the cool rock I just found.

[the-dandy-liar]

[pokemonarchive]

Sinistcha ex (2024) - Twilight Masquerade Illustrator: Saboteri

[phantomrose96]

Hiromu Arakawa’s genius is obvious throughout all of FMA but her first and biggest leap of genius was in how she crafted her protagonist. 

Arakawa realized the burgeoning youth of the early 2000s wasnt interested in another plucky spry optimistic young shonen protag. Instead she gave us a short ugly egotistical asshole smarter-than-you atheist with so much money and power that people could no longer best him in arguments by telling him “dude shut up ur literally like 12″ 

Five pages in we’re told Edward’s famous and rich and powerful. Five more pages and he’s calling some girl stupid for thinking God exists. Five more pages and he’s proven right. Five more and he’s kicked an evil priest’s teeth in. And no one can tell his mom on him.

Hiromu Arakawa figured out the dream of every edgy young weeb discovering internet arguments for the first time and she cast them an idol made of gold.

[phantomrose96]

[ilona-art]

Bunch of Charr Portraits I've done these days. Sponsored by ArenaNet!