Koozer Mox

I'm strange yet lovable. Native American from the heart land. also corn.

[opticallyaroused-deactivated201]

Morning On Mars

 Martian sunrises, as seen by the HiRISE orbiter

[plantias]

I’ve never hit the reblog button so fast. This is gorgeous..

[mrplatypusblog]

[signalbeast]

“I bring word from the swamp prince, the old pacts shall be honored, muster your forces at first light…”

[koozermox]

Action figures: were ships come true

[thecommonchick]

[parksandfluff]

[thatsthat24]

Cry as much as me that this show is over.

[thingsonhazelshead]

[koozermox]

The next gen work force.

[bonniekristian]

For too long, we in Washington have been lying to you. We say we’re here to serve you when in fact we’re serving ourselves. And why? We are driven by our own desire to get reelected—our need to stay in power eclipses our duty to govern.

President Frank Underwood, House of Cards, Season 3, Episode 2

From my latest column at Rare, "4 libertarian moments in the new season of House of Cards." 

Don’t worry: No spoilers!

(via hipsterlibertarian)

[wouldyousingalong]

[koozermox]

atmidnightcc - January 14th, 2015 - Free the Nipple

Preach!!

[koozermox]

the signs' cause of death

aries: drowned in cash and women

taurus: death by mozzarella sticks

gemini: balled too hard

cancer: too much gay sex within a 48 hour period

leo: parkour

virgo: crushed by their own ego

libra: forgot to eat, sleep, or drink water because they were watching netflix

scorpio: trampled in a pride parade

sagittarius: suspicious incident involving eggs

capricorn: did it for the vine

aquarius: a 5-way

pisces: one of those papercuts right on your fingertip

[foxycholia]

[koozermox]

I din't get hugged proper 

[tastefullyoffensive]

[tyleroakley]

CAN’T UNSEE.

[thunderflcwer-moved]

I am fire *pant pant* 

I am death. 

[recoveryofabrokenteen]

you ruined my life

[taking3]

I didn’t get hugged properly.

[sherlockens]

[thorvaenn]

[ravensword989]

[parrishjordan-deactivated201507]

The other SourceFed hosts make Trisha feel uncomfortable in today’s Truth or Dare episode “Everyone Gets Felt Up on TRUTH OR DARE!" [x]

[rudebusiness]

[koozermox]

Taking 3...