the signs as john watson yelling
aries: MAJOR PLEASE, IāM JOHN WATSON, FIFTH NORTHUMBERLAND FUSILIERS, THREE YEARS IN Ā AFGHANISTAN, A VETERAN OF KANDAHAR, HELMAND Ā AND BARTāS BLOODY HOSPITAL. LET ME EXAMINE THIS BODY.
taurus: because sherlock holmes thinks itās a perfectly OKAY THING TO DO
gemini: tell me where my bloody wife is ya pompous prick, or iāll punch ya lights out
cancer: theyāre givinā me an asbo
leo: why is everything always MY FAULT
virgo: DAMN MY LEG
libra:Ā no itās NOT itās NOT OKAY
scorpio:Ā SHEEEEERLOOOOCKKKKK!!!!
sagittarius: SWEAR TO GOD
capricorn: WHATEVER YOUāRE DOING IN THERE JAMES, STOP IT RIGHT NOW, I WILL KICK THIS DOOR DOWN
aquarius: THERE IS NOTHING THE MATTER WITH ME imagine i said that without shouting
pisces: dear gOD ABOVE
















