Telling OP Men: “I wanna Sit on Your Pretty Face” (NSFW-ISH)
Black Fem Reader
Ft: Law, Zoro, Sanji, Shanks, Luffy, Sabo
Law
You make this man blush a lot.
You caressed his cheek while sitting on his desk and just asked the age old question
“You’re so pretty Captain…I wanna sit on your face later.”
“Why cant you just compliment me and go—“
“Okay but can I ride your face.”
He rubs his face in irritation and sighs at you. Contemplating if he should kick you out of his room or off the submarine.
You don’t stop annoying him all night until he just lets you take a seat
Zoro
“You rode it this morning.”
“Lemme take another test drive”
“A WHAT—“
Zoro is Never opposed to you smashing his cheeks with your warm thighs it’s just the simple fact that it’s 2pm on a Thursday and you just horny for no reason
“Common, pretty boy..”
“Don’t Call me that, im not pretty.”
“You right…big sexy…”
“ENOUGH!”
“Commmonnnn..”
“We didnt even have lunch yet—“
“Oh I have lunch for you..”
“Don’t you dare point at your—“
You point at your crotch because you have no shame.
He swears up and down you’re a female Sanji and it just breaks him Everytime he thinks about it
Shanks
“FINALLY! PLEASE POP A SQUAT—but don’t actually hover though—“
“Shanks..”
“Just sit on this face!—“
“Shanks!”
“SMOTHER ME WITH THOSE THICK ASS THIGHS OF YOURS UNTIL I CAN’T BREATHE—-“
“SHANKS!”
“WHAT?!”
You explain to him you were joking and now he’s pouting.
This grown ass man is pouting.
Sanji
“Aww Thank you my lov—wait what?”
You cackle at his reaction he looked so lost and baffled. Usually he begs for you to sit on his face, but to hear you offer made him bleed a little
“Do—do you really wanna sit…on my…my face?!”
You nod happily, you didn’t have the heart to say it was a joke considering he looked at you with so much hope and glee.
Sanji is always thinking about you sitting on his face. Don’t you know how much he loves being used by you?
After a few moments of him spasming in the kitchen he lays flat on the cleaned table and undoes his tie.
“IN THE KITCHEN?!”
“Please…”
You and him haven’t looked at the kitchen the same since
Luffy
“Why do you want to sit on my face if it’s so pretty?”
You damn near had no response back but you laughed seeing his little concerned face all tilted and stuff
You squeeze his chubby cheeks and smile at him, he matches your smile, and in a second his eyes light up
“OH WAIT YOU WANT ME TO EAT YOU AGAIN? LIKE LAST NIGHT?!”
Sweet moment was now ruined because he hollered it from the damn deck causing everybody to hear.
Before you could slap him silly he was already grabbing your hand dragging you to his room
Everybody knows…everybody knows..
Sabo
“Oh! Really now?”
Sabo actually always wanted to have the pleasure of being your seat for the night but he never knew how to approach you about it
He has a tint of blush on his cheeks with his mind already filled with how many times he wants you to cum on his tongue but he hides his sadistic thoughts with a smile
“How about later tonight then, darling?”
He absolutely ruined you that night and he didn’t even have to use his Dick.
