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i don't do bad sauce passes
PUT YOUR BEARD IN MY MOUTH
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Cosmic Funnies
One Nice Bug Per Day
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
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Kiana Khansmith
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we're not kids anymore.
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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"I'm Dorothy Gale from Kansas"
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her

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@koritsuka
This is a safe place!
WHERE IS SHE?
WHERE DID THEY TOOK HER?
AYO
THE CASUALNESS OF THAT COLLIE SLIPPING RIGHT OUT OF THEIR COLLAR. That dude is a Willing Participant of this walk and by god everyone else is going to follow the RULES.
im a fan of the moment where the husky is like 'wait you're not authorized to do that' and the collie is like 'THE FUCK IM NOT'
unstoppable force (border collie) vs immovable object (husky)
image description: an anime woman with long dark hair in a ponytail. She has a speech bubble reading "I do not love my country. I love the people in it an want their needs met." End description
That's the same thing, but go off.
fuck you (runs your cast iron pan through a dishwasher cycle)
my seanoning
Not a day passes where my wife and I don’t quote this
reminder this is a trans friendly blog! 🥰💖
So wrestling is like… the spot on the Kiki venn diagram where my nerdy and sporty bimbos meet. It’s just like, a super athletic telenovela and I love that about it.
And Kenny Omega is a freaking gem!
Trans rights are human rights!!!
“Mr. Trump’s voters are granted a level of care and coddling that defies credulity and that is afforded to no other voting bloc. Many of them believe the most ludicrous things: babies being aborted after birth and children going to school as one gender and returning home surgically altered as another gender even though these things simply do not happen. Time and again, we hear the wild lies these voters believe and we act as if they are sharing the same reality as ours, as if they are making informed decisions about legitimate issues. We act as if they get to dictate the terms of political engagement on a foundation of fevered mendacity. We must refuse to participate in a mass delusion. We must refuse to accept that the ignorance on display is a congenital condition rather than a choice. All of us should refuse to pretend that any of this is normal and that these voters are just woefully misunderstood and that if only the Democrats addressed their economic anxiety, they might vote differently. While they are numerous, that does not make them right.”
— A NYT opinion column that nails it.
having a specific weirdness matched/validated after having spent a couple weeks deliberating whether it made you an irredeemable pervert really is like getting your dick sucked by the universe
Honestly. I've found it a rare few times, but sadly those folk couldn't stick around.
Good hypnosubs should be collared, it really doesn't matter if the collar is in their head or around their neck. And of course, they should never be allowed to take it off, good hypnosubs should always be wearing their collar.
Whether you're referring to a mental collar formed through hypnosis, or a collar that hypnotizes you, you are entirely correct. Both of those would feel wonderful to have around your neck, wouldn't they?
I don’t reblog much, but this is too well said not to.
This always gets a reblog.
John Oliver is leftism for milquetoast middle aged white people, and I mean that with an enormous amount of love and respect
More sapphic smut!
Day 15 Romance | Day 16 Surprise
reminders ᡣ𐭩
you are kind ❤︎ you are pretty
you are smart ❤︎ you are dreamy
you are angelic ❤︎ you are magical
you are elegant ❤︎ you are surreal
you are sweet ❤︎ you are soft
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Oh Kana… 😔 If you ever could understand how beautiful you are…
FUCK YES
There’s ‘black comedy’ and then there’s M*A*S*H.
always reblog MASH, it deserves more on tumblr
Always reblog War is war and hell is hell
Fun fact, the DVD box sets have an option turn off the laugh track and it makes it a much more somber and enlightening social commentary. Cause it may be set in the Korean War, but it’s really about the Vietnam War.
old drawings from like 2022 of my cat lady theif, Natanya!