KorNaXon

Remnant fan

[sapphirothcrescent]

Barret adopting the Remnants of Sephiroth. Marlene gets three wildly overprotective brothers.

Cloud and Tifa disapprove but screw them. He's gonna teach these three wet cats how to be MODEL Citizens, just like him!

[xdevilrushx]

A quick reminder for the fandom: There's only one dominant in this room, and it sure as fuck isn't any of these losers.

[eorzean-xaela]

Why did no one tell me that the most specialist boys ever got new cards??? They look so good!!!

[jkparkin]

X-Men: Elsewhen (Abrams ComicArts, June 2026) cover by John Byrne

[u23art]

Space Mom and the Nasty Boys

[apologrim]

Kadaj still one of my favorite characters

[altocat]

do you think any of the remnants of sephiroth would drink alcohol

Loz takes exactly 1 tiny sip and starts blubbering over how it tastes like medicine.

Kadaj loudly proclaims that as a LEADER and a MAN, he is well accustomed to alcohol and has NO ISSUES drinking it at all. And is immediately out cold within thirty seconds. The man has the tolerance of a newborn kitten.

Yazoo is in the background chugging straight vodka from the bottle. He can see spirits.

Sephiroth stalks inside and wrangles them away not necessarily because he wishes to lecture them on the dangers of underage drinking but because he is really, really sure that those bottles were Cloud's after having to deal with Sephiroth's monologuing ass all the time.

[altocat]

bouncing some ideas around in my head and I must consult others for thoughts. domestic Remnants of Sephiroth thoughts/headcanons?

Kadaj and Loz squabble over the TV remote while Yazoo sneaks away with it in the background.

Loz thinks he's winning at his video game, but only because Kadaj and Yazoo unplugged his controller and it's actually the computer playing. "Yep. You're totally beating us".

The three of them piled together like sleepy puppies.

Kadaj wears fancy silk bathrobes in the morning because he's Genesis 2.0 in a deceptively Sephiroth-coded package. Loz likes footie pajamas. Yazoo sleeps in the nude and gives no fucks.

When Sephiroth shows up, they crowd him and screech at him like hungry baby birds.

And he immediately nopes out of there lmao

Kadaj and Loz have a screaming argument over a stupid arm-wrestling contest.

Yazoo has an entire hour dedicated to hair care and makeup.

Kadaj slams the door LOUDLY shut and BLASTS angry emo music whenever he's in a bad mood. IT'S NOT A PHASE, JENOVA!

Cloud is literally the only reason they haven't blown up the house yet because he keeps checking in on them.

Kadaj is VERY possessive over Cloud and will literally bite the others if they get near him.

Loz cries about it. Yazoo just shrugs and goes downstairs to play with the power tools.

[adventumpueri-deactivated202604]

nomura called yes that nomura he said and i quote: "the remnants of sephiroth will return in part three. and my dear friend kazushige nojima would like to apologjze for all that bullshit he said about loz and that his soul has been cleansed. now he believes it to be a smart cookie with a big heart" oh and whats this ? he just emailed me saying "loz will be the most important character of all time" wow. stay tunde to adventumpueri dot net for more gaming news

[sapphirothcrescent]

Sephiroth's remnants are probably stinky. They've never bathed before and probably never slept anywhere remotely clean.

Cloud adopts them and makes them all take a hot bath.

Loz: This water is really warm! Are you trying to cook us?

Cloud: No????

Loz: Okay. *hops in*

They use up all his shampoo and conditioner because they don't know how to use it. Probably use Tifa's supplies too. It's just a chaotic scene of bubbles, water splashing, and lots of different smells co mingling.

Cut to them bundled up in Cloud's entire supply of towels enjoying the feeling of being freshly clean for the first time.

They love Cloud now.

[theghostavocadoe]

yikes!

[sapphirothcrescent]

Cloud takes the Remnants to a zoo.

Loz wants to see penguins (this zoo doesn't have penguins). He settles for flamingos. He stands on one leg like them. Once he finds out they are pink because they eat shrimp he wants to start eating only shrimp from then on.

Yazoo just wants to see a predator eating. He'd prefer seeing something like a dragon eating an entire live cow, but seeing an owl eating a dead mouse or seeing a wolf eating tiny cubes of steak makes him hungry enough. Cloud quickly buys him a hotdog at the nearby snack cart.

Kadaj wants to see baby animals. Once he finds the petting zoo he spends the rest of the time there. Cloud manages to sneak a photo of Kadaj holding a rabbit with a smile on his face.

[theghostavocadoe]

The only reason Yazoo has 8 minutes of screen time (yes, EIGHT, Including when he's just in the background) is because his hair was a bitch to animate.

I'm calling for justice for Yazoo, to give him a game and/or movie reboot/sequel where he has the proper amount of screen time now that we have better animation software that WON'T break when trying to render his hair

JUSTICE FOR YAZOO

[altocat]

Alright I asked about Angeal and Kadaj already now I gotta know what chaos Yazoo and Genesis unleash upon meeting

Genesis spends the first three days trying to ditch the creepy little twerp. Yazoo reminds him too much of Sephiroth. And there's nothing but guilt and badfeels there.

After another three days, he's decided that Yazoo is okayish. At least he's quiet.

Then Yazoo has one of his apeshit episodes and Genesis decides hell yeah the brat's kind of cool actually.

He immediately teaches Yazoo to swear because he thinks it's really, REALLY funny.

They also set something on fire together. Because of course.

Genesis tries to teach Yazoo all about Loveless and assumes Yazoo must like it because he's smiling. Completely oblivious to the fact that Yazoo tuned him out forty minutes ago.

Genesis also teaches Yazoo magic! Which inevitably leads to the destruction of most public property within a five mile radius.

Genesis is honestly really proud of his pupil. The kid doesn't talk much and Genesis LOVES talking so this is actually a pretty ideal pairing.

He has no idea that Yazoo has silently plotting his death for several weeks now and is waiting for the funniest possible opportunity.

[altocat]

i am once again forcing you to give me remnants + sephiroth getting along headcanons :3

Yessss it's been a while!!!!

Sephiroth going to fetch a crying Loz after he got stuck up a tree.

Sephiroth saying "ask your mother" whenever the Remnants give him impossible questions, only for all four of them to pause at the same time.

Sephiroth patiently holding Kadaj in place with a single finger while Kadaj keeps punching the air around him.

Sephiroth floofing up during winter. All of the Remnants can be seen peeking out from his hair lol.

Sephiroth having a parent teacher conference because Kadaj bit someone again.

Sephiroth and Yazoo playing the same game of chess for five months now because both of them are cheating and they refuse to surrender.

Sephiroth being woken up at five am because Loz threw up. He tells Loz a story about how Hojo once made him sleep in his own vomit. Loz cries louder. Sephiroth sighs and gives him some fresh blankets.

Sephiroth and the Remnants getting thrown out of Brazilian steakhouse because they were scaring the other customers.

Sephiroth finding a knife under Yazoo's pillow and scolding him for not sleeping with a proper weapon. He will buy Yazoo his own katana tomorrow!

[mooglemarauder]

baby remnants and big bro

[superserioussunglasses]

He asked for no pickles!