everyone's favorite knight...
is coming to the big screen
*cuts to Ganondorf voiced by Steve Carell* What a bummer!
*Ke$ha starts playing* WAKE UP IN THE MORNING FEELING LIKE IM P DIDDY
*Link wakes up giddy for the moning as Zelda tells him he needs to help her save Hyrule, his alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, the camera pans to his bedroom that is decked out in posters of Korok clinging to a branch that say “hang in there” and assorted references, Zelda clears her throat loudly*
"I SAID… you are to assist me with saving Hyrule!"
Link, voiced by Jim Parsons "Well, EXCUUUSE ME Princess...”
one knight will find himself
Link "what?! the Triforce of Power?"
and maybe a Legendary Sword
Link "and that Ganondorf has it?”
but first he has to find his courage
Ganondorf: "It’s not a snuggie!"
*turns to a group of bokoblins* "does this cloak make my butt look big?”
*the bokoblins all shake their head in sync*
Zelda, voiced by Emma Roberts "all I want to do is seal Ganon but this GREEN DORK" *punches Link in the shoulder* "KEEPS GETTING DISTRACTED”
this summer is going to be
this summer is going to be...
*dance party ending montage that takes place in Castle Town and shows Ganondorf as a ghost sealed away in a cartoonist ghost cage*
*Impa doing the whip & nae nae*
THIS SUMMER IS GOING TO BE...!
*montage of every time they say "legendary" in the movie*
Link, off screen "heeey, why don't I get to be in the title?!"
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