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REBLOG IF NAZIS OFFEND YOU MORE THAN NIPPLES.
We at Piczel.tv are sad to see Tumblr’s stance against NSFW artists, and would like to offer up our services as an alternative to Tumblr’s arbitrary shadowbans, deletions, and general stupidity.
We’re happy to host adult artists who are looking for a new place to call home, and are planning a few key upgrades and features.
Effectively immediately though, our gallery upload size restriction has been removed, to be likely raised to 10MB in the near future for non-premium users. As always, we support image sets, and don’t compress anything. Firstly, for those that have been using tumblr as a portfolio, you’ll need a way to download all of your art, if you don’t have backups somewhere else. We are planning a tool for Piczel.tv that will import zip files full of images, including titles and descriptions if we are able. Second, we’re planning the following upgrades to piczel in the coming weeks: 1. Bulk upload/import to your piczel.tv gallery 2. Gallery UI cleanup and improvements 3. Gallery performance improvements 4. Gallery comments with in line image and custom emote support 5. Site-wide PMs (in the vein of tumblr asks, but better) 6. Archive button for your piczel account Don’t forget to follow us on twitter, we may be deleted on the 17th with everyone else. Until then, we’ll make posts here to keep everyone in the loop Please consider reblogging this to help artists in need.
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why the fuck is no one naming their children after greek goddesses? Name your fucking child Persephone?????? Bitch???????!?
If that makes you happy, my name is Demeter
In my experience, people named after Greek goddesses are some of the most ethereal, chaotic forces I have ever encountered. Our Art Department’s nude model, for example, is a woman named Hera. She’s stunningly beautiful, rides a motorcycle as apparently her only vehicle, grows all her own food, and keeps bees, turtles, and a dog named Argus, who she walks around town with a peacock feather attached to his leash. I am thoroughly convinced she is not of this realm.
I’m pretty sure you just met Hera.
In Finnish “perse” means “ass”. The others I can consider, but I’m not gonna name my daughter “Assphone”.
but thats just my onion
I love this god dang game. It just keeps coming back.
HERES THE ART RAFFLE, thanks for the 500+ followers yall r weird for following me but valid
rules:
must be following
reblog and likes count ( but reblogs r more encouraged uwu)
have dms open u fools
3 winners
what i will draw:
since this is my first time doing one of these its gonna b headshot only ( see the examples)
no nsfw(?), animals/furry, mecha(?)
just don’t b weird
raffle ends by day 19 of December at 1 am GMT-3 :D
Anduin Wrynn is an Absolute Trainwreck
*SPOILERS FOR THE “LOST HONOR” CINEMATIC and probably some other tie-in material*
I love Anduin. Being gay, I really related to his story because yes it’s a coming-of-age storyline but it’s an extremely gay coming-of-age storyline and no one, not even the writers, could convince me that Anduin is straight.
Getting to my main point: Anduin is turning into an absolute trainwreck of a king. My love for his character won’t save him from my love of critiquing things. In “Before the Storm” he hears Spymaster Shaw about how he’s sending guards around the city to put down any dissent about the Gathering. And Anduin’s just. Cool with that. Doesn’t even blink.
In the “Lost Honor” cinematic, he looks like he’s on the verge of tears watching all the soldiers unload the dead from their ships. He’s been kidding himself since the beginning of this whole conflict that he’s leading a “righteous” crusade against evil crazy woman Sylvanas and her Horde. He hasn’t quite come to that “holy Light what are we doing we need to create peace ASAP” but he’ll probably get there soon. After he gets kicked square in the nuts by Vanessa Vancleef for conscripting civilian farmers to be cannon fodder, of course. But again, he doesn’t even bat an eye at the thought of drafting more people that will definitely die. He may know “firsthand the pain of loss” but he’s also causing it in spades. He’s putting thousands of children what he went through losing his parents. And he doesn’t seem to care.
Genn, Shaw, Saurfang, Turalyon, literally everyone in this expansion except Sylvanas just want to sit around and stroke themselves to a very arbitrary concept of honor while people brutally fight and die so that they can continue to stroke themselves. Anduin’s allowed himself to fall into that same trap.
There has also been a lot to suggest that Anduin is severely depressed. He’s eighteen, probably just turned nineteen during patch 8.0, and has the weight of the world on his shoulders, the deaths of so many of thousands staining his hands. He barely been given time to properly grieve for his dad. He’s been witness to some of the most horrific events in history, including ones that happened while he was king (read “Elegy” for more info on that). He’s under a lot of pressure, forced to go against everything he’s been fighting for since day one. Onyxia, the Divine Bell, his dad being kind of a shitty dad for a lot of his life, that time he fell victim to the Emerald Nightmare, and more. That’s enough to make anyone depressed.
Other people who have struggled with severe depression: I think we can all agree that we have iffy decision-making skills when we’re in that dark of a headspace. No doubt Anduin also has our decision-making ability, and when you’re High King of an entire faction, that can lead to terrible consequences. Just like it is right now!
I know Anduin had a moment in Legion, but I think that at some point he’s going to have a nervous breakdown. No eighteen year old should have his power. With Jaina as Lord Admiral, the writers could have her step up and become High Queen of the Alliance if they want to keep with the tradition of humans leading the Alliance. Either way, Christie’s been dropping quite a few hints of Anduin being having depression and/or PTSD over the course of MoP’s tie-in novel, Legion, and not BfA that I wouldn’t be surprised if she and the other writers wrote Anduin having some massive wake-up call and just completely freaking out.
Honestly 100% agree with everything. Even the depression part. Part of why I adore his character so much is that we’re the same age, and i too have struggled a l o t with anxiety and depression and feeling that im not living up to what i should be. Anduin has it 10000 times worse then I tho, and i’m surprised hes held on to sanity for this long. He needs more people to listen to him, more people his age, and more people to be real with him.
Genn saying “youre doing all u can” is not what Anduin needs to hear. He needed to hear Saurfang be real with him, and I hope gaining the orc’s friendship will help Anduin feel better even at the slightest. His allies treat him as a child but Saurfang just told Anduin he thought he could take down the Warcheif, so Saurfang thinks Anduin to be stronger and more determined then others.
i take all of this and raise you this quote from war crimes:
the fact that velen taught anduin how to breathe deeply when “the spirit is agitated” practically screams anxiety and depression
I mostly agree. However the fact of sending more and more people to fight... well I don't think it's Anduin not caring. That would be out of character even after all he's been through. I think that he simply feels that he has to. We don't have exact numbers of what the Horde and Alliance wirk with, but it's possible that the Alliance face so many casualties that he has to send more and more, because Sylvanas isn't interested in peace.
new goblin and worgen character models coming in 8.2.5
Please read this****
If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.
Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city
ATM’S DO NOT HAVE THIS FEATURE. I CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE ACCIDENTALLY PUT IN A PIN NUMBER BACKWARDS AT AN ATM FOR WHATEVER REASON, AND IT JUST GIVES AN ERROR MESSAGE SAYING INCORRECT PIN.
I ALSO CANNOT BEGIN TO TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES I HAVE HAD TO EXPLAIN TO CUSTOMERS OF THE BANK I USED TO WORK CUSTOMER SERVICE FOR THAT NO, AUTOMATIC TELLER MACHINES DO NOT FUCKING DO THIS.
WHAT SHOULD YOU DO IF SOMEONE GRABS YOU AT AN ATM AND THREATENS YOU FOR ALL YOUR ACCOUNTS MONEY? YOU GIVE THEM YOUR GODDAMN MONEY, CALL THE POLICE, AND THEN CALL THE BANK. THE CAMERA ON THE FUCKING ATM SHOULD HAVE CAUGHT THEIR FACE, AND THERES USUALLY ANOTHER CAMERA NEARBY JUST IN CASE THEY SHIELD THEMSELVES FROM THE ATM CAMERA. CALL THE POLICE FIRST, AND THEN CALL YOUR FUCKING BANK. TELL THE PERSON WHO WORKS FOR THE BANK WHAT HAPPENED, AND THEY WILL TAKE THE POLICE REPORT NUMBER, AND RETURN THE MONEY TO YOUR GODDAMN ACCOUNT.
THAT IS THE FUCKING POLICY IN THE EVENT OF THIS KIND OF CRIME BEING COMMITTED AGAINST ANY BANKING CUSTOMER.
ATM MACHINES DO NOT HAVE THIS FUCKING FEATURE, STOP SPREADING GODDAMN LIES THAT CAN GET PEOPLE FUCKING HURT SHOULD THEY BE IN THAT PREDICAMENT.
Dont ask artists for free art you scrubs
How to waste your talent while losing your friends all at once because all you care about is money: A tumblr guide on how to be a cunt to those who admire you.
Imagine if the Mona Lisa was a commission and s/he had no money.
the mona lisa was a commission you shitshill, that’s how artists make a fucking living. it’s how we get the money to pay for things we need, because we don’t want to spend all our time working in a shitty job instead of doing things that are important to us, like working on personal projects or spending time with people we like. by thinking that you deserve free art is basically telling them “your time and skill isn’t worth anything but my personal enjoyment!” and if someone only wanted to be friends with me for free art, i don’t want that friendship because that sounds like an awful friend. artists are people with lives and often art is our only source of income and if you really admired us you would understand and support that.
i still laugh at how someone thought the mona lisa was a free painting. my god.
Good art takes time and effort. Something they could be using for something of their own or doing other work that actually keeps them fed. If you think ANYONE owes you free work regarding ANYTHING simply because they are talented, you are among the most entitled piss-stains I can imagine. You don't admire them. You adore what they make. If you had respect for the artist you would be glad to support them. And this is coming from someone who doesn't make much art and can barely ever afford commissions. All it takes is a couple of braincells to understand that artists need to live too.
“Got the morbs” should be a thing.
Victorian slang is AMAZING, and select phrases really need to make a comeback.
“Bitch the pot” - Pour the tea (HOW RELEVANT IS THIS!?)
“Bang up the elephant” - Absolutely perfect; super stylish
“Well, that’s shot the bale” - Something that has missed the mark entirely
“Church-bell” - A woman prone to gossip
“Chuckaboo” - A dear friend, a bosom chum
“Beer and skittles” - A great time (see also: Irish Gaelic “craic”)
“Butter on bacon” - Something overdone or too extravagant
“Cupid’s kettle drums” - Breasts, particularly large ones
“Gigglemug” - A cheerful smiling face
MINI ART GIVEAWAY!
Okay so I thought it might be fun to host a smol giveaway to celebrate a follower milestone!
One person will win a chest-up artwork from me in my latest coloring style - lineart with simple cell-shading, as seen in the last image ↑
The giveaway ends on 11 August 2018 at 6pm (GMT+9)!
The winner will be chosen randomly :)
Rules:
You need to be following me!
Only reblogs count, but feel free to like it if you want!
Only personal & non-commercial use of the artwork please!
Will draw:
Your fave
Your character/ OC
I’m up for most fandoms but would prefer if it were something I am familiar with! (ex: DA:I, dishonored, ffxiv…etc.)
Will not draw:
Extreme fetishes/ NSFW
Real people
I may refuse certain requests
Also noteworthy is that I’m also doing an art giveaway over at twitter(clicky!) where most of my artwork get posted earlier than on tumblr, so head on over there too if you’re interested and would like to increase your chances of winning! I do ramble mostly in Korean, but I wouldn’t mind interacting with people in English!
I’ll probably reblog this at least once or twice during the week :)
Australian comedian Jim Jefferies points out the ridiculousness of American pro-gun arguments. x x
Welp
Do yourself a favor and watch the full clip on YouTube bc its amazing
but then again, its kind like putting a meat suit on and telling a shark not to eat you
We (men) are not fucking sharks!
We are not rabid animals living off of pure instinct
We are capable of rational thinking and understanding.
Just because someone is cooking food doesn’t mean you’re entitled to eat it.
Just because a banker is counting money doesn’t mean you’re being given free money.
Just because a person is naked doesn’t mean you’re entitled to fuck them.
You are not entitled to someone else’s body just because it’s exposed.
What is so fucking difficult about this concept?
How can you not reblog something like this
Dreri´s 5k GIVEAWAY
Hey guys! Cant believe theres 5k of you already.
I want to say thank you to you all for following me and supporting what i do, it means a lot ❤
Im going to celebrate this milestone by giving away two headshots of any OC, character, real life people, whatever you like.
To participate in the giveaway, you must reblog this and follow me. Thats it.
Will be announcing the winners June 29. Good luck! ❤ ❤ ❤ ❤
It’s happening again!!!
I will be at 500 followers in a bit and think that is such a nice number, I will do another giveaway!
Prize, One fullbody shaded comic-style OC! (I do not like to draw fanart, aka characters that do not belong to the person or their friend, as it is somewhat legally shady) Examples:
(example on the far right is Zeke, an OC from freakydeke15)
Rules:
- must be following me
- likes and reblogs count as seperate entries, so you can spam them if you really want to do this to your followers
- must be reblogged with the picture of a toucan. Yes. A Toucan. If I don’t see you reblogg it with a toucan, I will not accept the entry! (I am serious. Also I really love toucans you would do me a huge favour with it. This does, however, not count for likes. obviously.)
- the winner will be randomly chosen at the 25th of may 2018
GOOD LUCK FRIENDS