OH BABY, LILY MUNSTER AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON YOU.

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#KORPSEPAINTED. LILLIAN "LILY" WITTCHEN. BY ALYSSA.

a private + highly selective original musician based character. established in may of 2019. sideblog. follows back from daevilhorns.

a study in: femininity in the male dominated metal scene , makeup artists specializing in the macabre , and if you're going to call her a bitch you better put "bad" in front of it.

lillian "lily" rose wittchen. early - mid twenties. professional makeup artist specializing in theatrics. she's well know among the musician and low budget film circuit. her first claim to fame was being on the cover of necromutilation's debut self titled album , and her face is one recognized often by the metal community for being featured on the band's shirts / patches / flags / etc.

necromutilation is a blackened death metal band from columbus , ohio. founded by friend and former boyfriend levi hayes , lily is an integral part of the bands history and helped build the empire after connecting with the boys in high school. she would become their official makeup artist , because in her own words , their corpse paint looked like shit. as time progressed , she would also be the one to introduce them to the world of special effects makeup to enhance their gruesome live performances. the theatrical aspect of their shows would become one of the main selling points and reason for quick traction in the scene. lily was also the bands first and longest running "living prop" on stage , and she has the scars to prove her dedication - including one across her abdomen when vocalist jay beermann missed his latex mark with a knife ; where it wouldn't be cleaned and bandaged until afterwards on her own volition.

some may call her "bitchy" and she does indeed have her mean streak. but being in such a male dominated community , she feels she needs to be this way in order to prove herself. contrary to misogynistic belief , she isn't here to get with the band guys ( though there have definitely been songs written about her. ) she is loyal to nothing other than the music , her art , and those she's close to.

currently , lily has moved on from her passion project of necromutilation and has made a name for herself as a sought after artist for musicians and low budget films alike. outside of this , she has a large social media presence and following. she can be found merch modeling , selling at the merch table for her friends , appearing in music videos , streaming games , and occasionally filming makeup videos.

[ohisms]

𝑻𝑯𝑬 𝑬𝑵𝑶𝑹𝑴𝑰𝑻𝒀 𝑶𝑭 𝑴𝒀 𝑫𝑬𝑺𝑰𝑹𝑬 .    (   a  series  of  nsfw  prompts ,  separated  by  quotes   &   acts .   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one  who  posted  the  meme .  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts  )

       →  WORDS .

❛  i’m  sorry ,  you  don’t  enjoy  being  teased ? .  ❜ ❛  you  know  what  i’m  waiting  for .  ❜ ❛  keep  your  hands  where  they  are .  ❜ ❛  i want you to ride  [ me / my fingers ] .  ❜ ❛  you  make  the  prettiest  sounds .  ❜ ❛  say  please .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  make  this  last .  ❜ ❛  look  at  me .  ❜ ❛  i’m  yours ,  only  yours -  ❜ ❛  yeah ,  just like that -  ❜ ❛  i’ve  barely  even  started .  ❜ ❛  i  need  you .  ❜ ❛  god ,  shut  up  and  fuck  me  already !  ❜ ❛  god ,  yes ,  [ name ] ,  don’t  stop .  ❜ ❛  you  have  no  idea  how  long  i’ve  wanted  to  do  this .  ❜ ❛  who  gets  to  touch  you  like  this ?  ❜ ❛  come  for  me .  ❜ ❛  ah ,  ah -  don’t  touch .  ❜ ❛  brace  your  hands  on  the  wall .  ❜ ❛  could  you  come  like  this ?  ❜ ❛  please ,  let  me  come -  ❜ ❛  god ,  you’re  beautiful -  ❜ ❛  i’ve  been  waiting  for  this  all  night .  ❜ ❛  you’re  such  a  tease .  ❜ ❛  take  these  off .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  feel  your  [ mouth / fingers ] .  ❜ ❛  do  you  have  any  idea  how  good  you  taste ?  ❜ ❛  tell  me  what  you  want .  ❜ ❛  we  shouldn’t -  ah ,  we shouldn’t be doing this .  ❜ ❛  faster ,  [ name ] ,  i  need  more .  ❜ ❛  is  this  good ?  ❜ ❛  keep  your  eyes  open .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  wait  to  find  out  what  else  you  can  do .  ❜ ❛  you  don’t  have  to  be  so  gentle .  ❜ ❛  i  want  to  hear  you  beg .  ❜ ❛  can  i  take  this  off ?  ❜ ❛  please ,  please ,  please -  ❜ ❛  you’re  doing  so  well  for  me .  ❜ ❛  please  touch  me .  ❜ ❛  keep  reading ,  i  want  to  see  how  long  you  last .  ❜ ❛  i’ll  buy  you  another  one .  ❜ ❛  say  my  name .  louder .  ❜ ❛  i  can’t  wait  any  longer .  ❜ ❛  you  feel  so  good .  ❜ ❛  you’re  going  to  leave  a  mark -  ❜ ❛  touch  yourself  for  me .  ❜ ❛  do  you  deserve  it ?   ❜ ❛  did  i  say  you  could  come ?  ❜ ❛  i’m  so  close -  ❜ ❛  they’re  going  to  catch  us -  ❜ ❛  i  want  you  right  here .  ❜ ❛  we  have  to  be  quiet .  ❜

         →  ACTIONS .

❛  pin .   to  restrain  my  muse’s  hands  during  intimacy . ❛  mirror .   to  have  sex  with  my  muse  in  front  of  a  mirror . ❛  deny .   to  deny  my  muse  an  orgasm . ❛  distance .   to  have  [ phone / video ]  sex  with  my  muse . ❛  playlist .   to  have  sex  with  my  muse  while  music  is  playing . ❛  paw .   to  fondle  my  muse’s   [ chest  /  ass ] . ❛  wall .   to  pin  my  muse  against  a  wall . ❛  table .   to  hoist  my  muse  onto  a  [ table  /  counter ] . ❛  clothed .   to  make  my  muse  come  while  fully  dressed . ❛  finger .   to  finger  my  muse . ❛  oral .   to  give  my  muse  oral . ❛  fervent .   to  have  sex  with  my  muse  after  a  fight . ❛  distraction .   to  rile  my  muse  up  during  a  film . ❛  mark .   to  leave  marks  on  my  muse  [  optional :  specify where  ] . ❛  tie .   to  use  restraints  on  my  muse  during  intimacy . ❛  throat .   to  choke  my  muse  during  intimacy . ❛  sparring .   for  sparring  to  turn  into  sex . ❛  toys .   to  use  toys  [ vibrator / strap / otherwise ]  on  my  muse . ❛  imagery .   to  send  my  muse  a  risque  photo . ❛  drag .   to  pull  my  muse  closer  by  a  piece  of  clothing . ❛  tear .   to  tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛  shower .   to  have  sex  with  my  muse  in  the  [ shower / bath ] . ❛  sneaky .   to  sneak  away  from  a  gathering  to  have  sex  with  my  muse . ❛  beg .   to  make  my  muse  beg . ❛  carnal .   to  [ scratch / bite ]  my  muse  during  intimacy . ❛  preoccupied .   to  rile  my  muse  up  as  they  [ read / work ] . ❛  jealous .   to  purposefully  make  my  muse  react  possessively . ❛  dare .   to  have  sex  with  my  muse  based  off  a  dare . ❛  read .   to  re-enact  something  from  a  [ book / show / porn ]  with  my  muse . ❛  collapse .   to  break  a  bed  during  sex  with  my  muse . ❛  caught .   to  get  caught  with  my  muse  during  sex .

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( @wiredsmile ) . . . . i'm not crying, okay?! i'm allergic to jerks!

oh she knew (...) she knew that bringing the other along to this little gathering would possibly end in shit hitting the fan. there was always those drunk assholes who didn't know how to play nice. who didn't know how to welcome this breath of fresh air and color into their blackened macabre sea —— without using her as their unfortunate punching bag before asking for her name. but hindsight was always twenty / twenty. ever so protective , clawed hands instinctively rose to cup suzie's tear stained and wet cheeks. where nails are sharpened blades but the touch is most gentle (...) thumbs attempted to wipe away at her slightly mascara streaked upset.

❛❛ who's a jerk ? ❜❜ it's asked as blues scanned their nearby surroundings , as if she could pinpoint the culprit with just one look around alone. but alas , the warm cheeks between her hands was her current priority , so a gaze glistening with sympathy returned to hers. she gave one last careful swipe at falling tears before hands were removed from her face and they instead tucked a pink curl behind her ear. ❛❛ want me to beat their ass ? 'cause you know i will. ❜❜ a small smile tugging on corners of painted lips is offered in an attempt to lighten the soured mood. but her next question is lowered to a whisper as she dipped her head closer towards suzie. ❛❛ do you wanna go home ? ❜❜

[metalprompts]

*      ―    ﴾  𝚗𝚜𝚏𝚠  𝚙𝚛𝚘𝚖𝚙𝚝𝚜  ﴿   :    𝐋𝐄𝐒𝐒  𝐂𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐘  𝐄𝐃𝐈𝐓𝐈𝐎𝐍.

personally ,   i’m  tired  of  the  secondhand  embarrassment.   so  here’s  a  random  assortment  of  nsfw  actions  and  dialogue  prompts  that  don’t  feel  too  over  the  top.   (  don’t  forget  to  add  [ reverse ]  if  you’d  like  to  see  the  receiver  perform  the  action.  )

actions.

[ PULL ]:  sender  pulls  receivers  hair.

[ HICKEY ]:  sender  gives  receiver  a  hickey.

[ TRAIL ]:  sender  leaves  a  trail  of  kisses  down  receivers  stomach.

[ HIPS ]:  sender  pulls  receiver  in  closer  by  the  hips.

[ KNEES ]:  sender  lowers  themselves  to  their  knees.

[ STRIPTEASE ]:  sender  teasingly  strips  their  clothes.

[ STRIP ]:  sender  undresses  sender.

[ GRIND ]:  sender  grinds  on  receivers  thigh.

[ ORAL ]:  sender  goes  down  on  receiver.

[ PASSENGER ]:  sender  touches  receiver  while  sender  is  driving.

[ DRIVER ]:  sender  goes  down  on  /  touches  receiver  while  receiver  is  driving.

[ OVERSTIMULATED ]:  sender  repeatedly  making  receiver  orgasm.

[ PUBLIC ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  somewhere  public.

[ CAR ]:  sender  and  receiver  have  sex  in  a  car.

[ CONTROL ]:  sender  is  riding  receiver  and  receiver  takes  control  by  guiding  their  hips.

[ SHY ]:  sender  covers  their  face  and  receiver  moves  their  hands  away.

[ EYES ]:  sender  makes  receiver  look  them  in  the  eyes.

[ BEG ]:  sender  begs  receiver  to  touch  /  fuck  them.

[ MORNING ]:  sender  wakes  receiver  up  with  sex.

[ STRADDLE ]:  sender  sits  in  receivers  lap  to  tease  them.

[ CAMERA ]:  sender  records  receiver.

[ RECORD ]:  sender  is  recorded  by  receiver.

[ MOUTH ]:  sender  puts  their  fingers  into  receivers  mouth.

[ LOVE ]:  sender  tells  receiver  they  love  them  during.

[ PUSH ]:  sender  pushes  receiver  onto  bed.

dialogue.

“ you  look  so  pretty  like  this.  “

“ i  want  to  spend  all  night  learning  every  sound  you  make. “

“ let  me  take  care  of  you. “

“ i’m  not  wearing  any  underwear  right  now. “

“ you’re  really  good  at  that. “

“ god,  you’re  so  wet  /  hard  …. “

“ i  think  about  you  when  i  touch  myself. “

“ tell  me  what  you  want. “

“ please  touch  /  fuck  me. “

“ i  love  teasing  you. “

“ touch  yourself  for  me. “

“ i  get  so  wet  /  hard  around  you. “

“ get  on  your  knees. “

“ you’re  such  a  tease. “

“ tell  me  you’re  mine. “

“ i’m  yours. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  for  me. “

“ i  want  you  to  cum  in  me. “

“ i’ll  be  good,  i  promise. “

“ you’re  doing  so  good  for  me. “

“ you  feel  so  good. “

“ you  sound  so  pretty  when  you  moan. “

“ i  could  be  your  toy. “

“ fuck  me  like  you  love  me. “

“ i’m  gonna  cum- “

“ i  just  want  to  feel  something. “

“ i  wanna  be  on  top  this  time. “

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yeah lily may be the small tiddy goth gf but she has soft squishy thighs and an ass 😤 and they're both almost always covered in fishnets 😤 happy sunday xo.

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(  *  &.  –  THE KISSING BOOTH SENTENCE STARTERS.

‘  don’t invite any jackasses.  ’ ‘  ninth grade skirt in an eleventh grade body… perfect.  ’ ‘  my pants ripped. this is literally all i had.  ’ ‘  these are my back-up back-ups!  ’ ‘  seriously though, cover up. like, i’m trying to drive here.  ’ ‘  how about i relax your face?  ’ ‘  i did not think that through.  ’ ‘  any excuse for a fight, right?  ’ ‘  i don’t start fights, okay? i only finish them.  ’ ‘  no one should treat a girl like that, especially if that girl is you.  ’ ‘  never great to hear your childhood crush say it’s super gross in your pants.  ’ ‘  seriously?! you wanna go down that road?!  ’ ‘  i just played out the whole sexist conversation in my head and it always ended with me sounding like a dick.  ’ ‘  that skirt is ridiculous.  ’ ‘  i am upset. dude touched my lady-bump.  ’ ‘  did she say anything about me?  ’ ‘  did you tell her about my cute dimples?  ’ ‘  i can’t believe you actually gave him your number.  ’ ‘  i think i’m gonna go out with him… unless you think i shouldn’t.  ’ ‘  my heart is beating so fast.  ’ ‘  you can be so sweet when you want to be.  ’ ‘  is my butt too big?  ’ ‘  you’re way too good for him.  ’ ‘  i heard he’s got three nipples.  ’ ‘  are you kidding me? i live for this shit.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry i stood you up. i really did want to go out with you.  ’ ‘  he told me that it wouldn’t be smart if i showed up for our date tonight.  ’ ‘  he’s been going around asking all of the guys not to ask you out for awhile now.  ’ ‘  no boobs are worth a broken nose.  ’ ‘  my boobs are fantastic. some would say breath-taking!  ’ ‘  you still got a lot to learn, kiddo.  ’ ‘  if you were here, i’d beat you with my shoe.  ’ ‘  it is not your job to monitor my dating life, do you understand me?  ’ ‘  your days of controlling my life are over!  ’ ‘  i’m not gonna get on that thing like one of your make-out girls!  ’ ‘  okay, so like 95% of them make out with me, but that is clearly not what’s happening here.  ’ ‘  no, you won’t see me there because i told you not to come to the party!  ’ ‘  better get used to disappointment!  ’ ‘  sorry i ruined your make-out sesh.  ’ ‘  she kind of tasted like cheetos anyway.  ’ ‘  oh my god, that was savage!  ’ ‘  you’ll love this! it tastes like pink!  ’ ‘  between us, he basically does whatever i tell him.  ’ ‘  are you– are you a girl princess or a boy princess?  ’ ‘  you were about to strip on the pool table in front of a bunch of guys and then go skinny dipping.  ’ ‘  i carried you out before too much of your clothes came off.  ’ ‘  oh, and you threw up on your dress.  ’ ‘  i’m assuming this means you saw me in my underwear.  ’ ‘  i said stop wiggling!  ’ ‘  aren’t you forgetting something?  ’ ‘  just get out, dork.  ’ ‘  never let me drink again.  ’ ‘  put your shirt on and get out.  ’ ‘  i told you to stop telling me what to do.  ’ ‘  i know we don’t really see eye-to-eye on things, but i’m desperate.  ’ ‘  wow, the independent (name here) who doesn’t want to be told what to do by anyone is begging somebody else for help?  ’ ‘  it is what it is.  ’ ‘  i just thought that it’d be nice for you to do something for people who care about you.  ’ ‘  everyone just saw that, didn’t they?  ’ ‘  oh my god, kill em now.  ’ ‘  oh, come on. relax. it was just a kiss.  ’ ‘  was it? was it just a kiss?  ’ ‘  if you can’t tell your best friend about something you’re doing, you probably shouldn’t be doing it.  ’ ‘  i cannot just be another one of your conquests.  ’ ‘  is that what you think of me?  ’ ‘  you are the only girl who doesn’t fall at me feet and it’s driving me crazy.  ’ ‘  it’s one of the things that i like about you… you’re sweet, but you’re not afraid to call me out on things.  ’ ‘  i don’t know what any of this means.  ’ ‘  did that clear anything up?  ’ ‘  i’m still mad at you, but i am cold as shit!  ’ ‘  and you are taking me home. now!  ’ ‘  you know, i meant what i said.  ’ ‘  i’m crazy about you.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy. you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  you’re cute when you’re bossy.  ’ ‘  you’re really, really cute.  ’ ‘  it’s not like anyone’s going to think i have a girlfriend or anything.  ’ ‘  oh yeah, god forbid anyone actually thinks you’re in a relationship.  ’ ‘  i was watching porn.  ’ ‘  we’re all fucked up in one way or another.  ’ ‘  you think i can change?  ’ ‘  i don’t think there’s much you can’t do.  ’ ‘  is there something going on between you two?  ’ ‘  you were never meant to find out this way.  ’ ‘  you’re trying to tell me that you two have not slept together?  ’ ‘  so you really have just been fucking my brother and lying to me.  ’ ‘  this is bullshit.  ’ ‘  you’re acting like a hurt, little bitch.  ’ ‘  please don’t leave like this.  ’ ‘  the only thing i had that he didn’t was you… and now he has that too.  ’ ‘  you cannot pin this all on me.  ’ ‘  just leave me alone.  ’ ‘  no matter how mad you are at your best friend, you have to forgive them if you give them ice cream.  ’ ‘  i wanted to apologize. about everything. i shouldn’t have let it happen. it was all my fault.  ’ ‘  i’m not sorry that it did happen or the way i feel about you.  ’ ‘  because i love you.  ’ ‘  i can’t keep hurting people that i care about because of you.  ’ ‘  nobody wants us to be together.  ’ ‘  what do you want?  ’ ‘  i love you and i always, always want to be close to you.  ’ ‘  being my best friend doesn’t give you the right to tell me who i can love.  ’ ‘  i’m saying that i love you and i want you.  ’ ‘  i’m sorry if that hurts you and i’m so sorry that i lied to you before.  ’ ‘  i’d be lying to you again if i didn’t tell you that i love him with every bit of my heart.  ’ ‘  if you just can’t accept that then maybe you can’t be a part of my life.  ’ ‘  i was going to leave, but i decided i had to see you one last time before i went.  ’ ‘  thanks for staying a little longer.  ’ ‘  i want to know what it was that you had to tell me.  ’ ‘  i’m saying i love you.  ’ ‘  that is way too cheesy and romantic. even for me.  ’ ‘  you wear superman boxers?  ’ ‘  look! you’re blushing. how cute!  ’ ‘  i save you and now you’re trying to blackmail me?  ’ ‘  sounds so tawdry when you put it that way, but yes.  ’ ‘  i think she might even let me play with her boobies later.  ’ ‘  you’re picking boobies over my awesomeness?  ’ ‘  boobies. my answer is always gonna be boobies.  ’

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RANDOM SENTENCE STARTERS

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Following my AUs and Prompts List from a few months back, here is a compilation of my favorite sentence starters for all your writing needs.

Because most of them aren’t mine, credits are at the end.

SHORT

“Marry me.” “Do you want me to leave?” “You are not going without me.” “I can’t believe you!” “I swear it won’t happen again.” “What did you say?” “I’m not jealous.” “You’re jealous, aren’t you?” “We can’t keep doing this.” “Are you sure this is legal?” “Isn’t this amazing?” “I’m going to take care of you, okay?” “Stay the night. Please.” “You can’t die. Please don’t die.” “Run away with me.” “You did WHAT?”  “Quit whining.” “Get outta my sight!” “Why are you so annoying?” “Were you ever going to tell me?” “Never in a million years.” “Don’t ask me that…” “I might have had a few shots.” “What’s with the box?” “W- What are you doing?” “Say it!” “I could kiss you right now!” “Are you done with that?” “What’s going on here?” “Stop pinning this on me! You started it!” “It’s your fault we’re in this mess.”  “Did you do this on purpose?!”  “Kiss me.” “Are you still awake..?”  “Excuse you?”  “This is all your fault!” “I can’t believe you dragged me into this.” “Don’t give me that look! It wasn’t my fault!”  “I shouldn’t be in love with you!” “It’s not fair!” “I could kill you right now!” “Knock it off!” “Screw you!” “You’re a complete moron!” “I love this song!” “I can’t be in love with you!” “Make me.” “Don’t tempt me.” “I hate you.” “You are infuriating!” “Just shut up already.” “That doesn’t even make sense.” “Bite me.” “Eat me.” “Kiss my ass.” “Just admit I’m right.” “Just admit you’re wrong.” “You are being ridiculous!” “That’s irrational.” “Listen to me!” “That’s not what I meant and you know it.” “Don’t yell at me.” “That’s it. End of discussion.” “I don’t believe you.” “You shouldn’t have said that.” “Fuck you!” “Shut your mouth before I shut it for you.” “How dare you?” “I dare you!”  “It’s you, it’s always been you.”  “Well this is awkward…” “Just pretend to be my date”.  

MISCELLANEOUS

“Are you really gonna leave without asking me the question you’ve been dying to ask me?” “The planet is fine. The people are fucked.” “I just did some calculations, and I’ve been able to determine that you’re full of shit.” “You know what I like most about people? Pets.” “Do you ever think if people heard our conversations they’d lock us up?” “What about a compromise? I’ll kill them first, and if it turns out they were friendly, I’ll apologize.” “I don’t hate you.. I just don’t like that you exist.” “Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag.” “Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system.” “Did you really just insult Captain America in front of me?” “Can I touch your boob?” “It’s not that you’re wrong, exactly, you’re just extremely not right.” “You shouldn’t be trusted with small children, should you?” “Give me cake or give me death.” “On a scale from, ’I can sometimes make important phone calls without crying’ to ’I have a stable job with a steady income, a spouse who loves me, a dog, and two kids who are screwed up minimally at worst’, how much of an adult are you?” “You think I’m dumb enough to fall for that stupid move?” “Despite the cliche, it’s not me, it’s you.” “Obviously you can’t tell a woman you just met that you love her, but it sucks that you can’t.” “No, it was my fault for thinking that you might care.” “When you love someone, you just don’t stop. Ever. Even when people roll their eyes or call you crazy… even then. Specially then!” “If you’re not scared, then you’re not taking a chance. If you’re not taking a chance, then what the hell are we doing anyway?” “I think I’ve been holding myself back from falling in love with you all over again.” “What have I told you about the toilet seat?” “I tried to change the duvet and I got stuck inside.” “I vote today to be a pajama day.” “You have to tell me why were committing a felony before we do it. Not that that’s going to stop us, but at least I’ll have all the facts.” “I don’t leave messages. If I wanted to talk to a machine, I’d talk to my VCR.” “I can be flexible. As long as everything is exactly the way I want it, I’m totally flexible.” “You know we’re suppose to be together. I knew it the first time I saw you, and you know it, too. I know you do.” “Those things you said yesterday… Did you mean them?” “I’m not going to apologise for this. Not anymore.” “What I hear when I’m being yelled at is people caring loudly at me.” “I am NOT crying, okay?! I’m allergic to jerks!” “This would not happen if I had a penis!” “That’s almost exactly the opposite of what I meant.” “All nighter, you and me. First one to fall sleep buys the other dinner.” “I don’t think I’ve ever played spin the bottle.”  “Sorry! I didn’t mean to touch your butt.”  “I’m ok, thank you. Just please, stop talking to me.”  “To the night you’ll never remember!” “Excuse me, did the 12:15 bus come by already?” “Could I sit here? All the other tables are full.” “Are you meeting someone here? Because.. I think I’m that person.”  “You weren’t supposed to laugh! I’m so embarrassed!”  “It must be hard with your sense of direction, never being able to find your way to a decent pickup line.” “Driver picks the music, shotgun shuts his/her cake hole.” “I’m not gonna die in a hospital where the nurses aren’t even hot.” “You better take care of that car or I swear I’ll haunt your ass!” “This is the dumbest thing you’ve ever done.“ “It’s a real shame nobody asked for your opinion.” “I could do that, but could doesn’t mean would.” “You cannot fathom the immensity of the fucks I don’t give.” “You’re like, five feet tall. How you gonna reach me, shortie?” “I recognize that you have reached a decision, but given that it is a stupid ass decision I have elected to ignore it”  “Do you need me to kill someone for you?”  “Look out where you’re going, asshole!”  “Fuck the sandwich guy!”  “I did not mean for stripping to come out of this.”  “The whole street is blocked off. The police won’t tell us anything, but I think there’s been some kind of attack… Maybe a bomb?”  “Oh my god, are you okay? I’m calling the police. I think I saw who did this to you.”  “I’m weird, you’re weird, we could have weird little babies and live weirdly ever after if it wasn’t for the fact I find you repulsive.” “There is nothing wrong with planning a wedding with a video game character.” “I’m gonna lay down and die for like half hour okay?”    “There’s been some real friction in our friend group lately. I suggest an orgy to save our friendships.” “It’s midnight, what do you want?”  “I think I know how to use a bed.” “If I wake up in the morning and I’m dead… Wait.” “You are completely unfit to handle a child.” “We have to get out of this place. It is EVIL.” “Don’t you dare throw that snowba-, goddammit!”  “When in doubt curl into the fetal position and give up on life.” “It’s not a double date, we’re just third and forth wheeling.”

PREGNANCY

“I have something to tell you…” “I think I’m pregnant.” “I’m pregnant!” “When were you going to tell me that you’re pregnant?”  “You’re smart and successful with an adorable belly.”  “$50 bucks says it’s a girl/boy.”  “Pregnancy suits you…” “Hello little one. We can’t wait to meet you…” “I’ll just be in the bathroom throwing my fucking guts up because our unborn kid wants to be a dick!” “There’s someone I’d like you to meet…” “Shh… He/she’s sleeping..” “I have a special surprise for you. Close your eyes and follow me.” “No, no, no, no, no, we aren’t ready… We aren’t ready for kids yet!” “Oh, gosh, I felt it! I felt a kick!”

FLUFF

“Your hair is so soft…” “You’re so cute when you pout like that!” “Just relax, I’ll wash your hair for you.” “I’m not going to stop poking you until you give me some attention.” “What, does that feel good?” “HA! I found a weak-spot on you, didn’t I?” “Are you wearing my shirt?”  “You are ridiculously comfortable…” “I’ve had a rough day and honestly all I want right now is a drink and someone to cuddle with…” “You’re so cute when you’re half asleep like this…” “You’re beautiful, you know that?” “We should get a puppy!”

STARGAZING

“Aren’t they beautiful?” “These stars are nothing compared to the ones I’ve seen in your eyes.” “Shooting star, make a wish.” “It’s actually a comet, but I’ll still make one.” “Imagine if it could always be this way, even in the city.” “Never thought something so beautiful could exist in nature…” “Wouldn’t it be cool to name a star after yourself?” “Y'know, your roof may not be the safest place for us to stargaze.” “This is why you made me drive three hours out into the middle of nowhere?” “Is that a– Wait, no, just an airplane.” “I wouldn’t mind falling asleep out here.

FLIRTY/SUGGESTIVE/SEXUAL

“Did you just… finish?” “They always make shower sex sound so appealing, but honestly, this is getting dangerous.” “I’m not actually feeling anything.” “Are you getting any closer?” “Why do they make this look so easy in all those porn movies?! This hurts like fuck!” “Did something just happen? You’re not turned on anymore.” “Shit sorry, am I going too fast?” “Wow, you’re hot.” “Is that a gun in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?” “Hey, I’m open minded.” “Keep sweet-talking and this could go a whole new direction.” “I think it’s about time we stop avoiding the obvious.” “I’m gonna be honest with you. I’m really horny, and you’re really hot. Can we fuck? Like, now?” “I see someone’s happy to see me.” “I saw that. You just checked me out.” “You know, when this is over, we should really have angry sex.” “Take off your clothes.”  “Tell all those other guys/girls you don’t need them ‘cause you got me.” “Don’t give me that face, it’s so cute I might not be able to hold back.” “Boobs are really just squishy pillows.”  “If you don’t get turned on by having your neck kissed somethings wrong with you.”  “Blasphemy! Sex solves everything.” “I platonically want to have sex with you. No big deal.”

TEXTS

[text]: What do you want now? [text]: Do you want to bet on that? [text]: Guess who just got back in town. [text]: So I might be in a hospital right now… [text]: We can’t keep doing this anymore! [text]: Come on, come to the party! [text]: Can you pick me up from the bar? Too drunk to drive. [text]: You have no clue how I feel so shut up. [text]: I call bullshit. [text]: You thought you could get away with that, didn’t you? [text] I gave up great shower sex to be here so don’t say I never did anything for our friendship. [text] Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness. [text] Also, my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall. [text] Who says no to sex and donuts?! [text] I know what you did last summer…

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