Kort👹

25 and thirsting over Abz from Five. ✌🏻

[kort-2000]

I’m screaming K-Mag in NASCAR 🥹🥹🥹

[kort-2000]

Did I just subscribe to Quinn all because of Shawn Hatosy? Yes. Yes I did.

[kort-2000]

Brad Arnold from 3 Doors Down died today and I’m not okay at all. I grew up listening to 3 Doors Down as a child so this really fucking hurts

[kort-2000]

Tbh, I really wanna find someone who will willingly thirst over abz from five with me. Dude’s still good looking

[kort-2000]

FUCK YEAH!!! Can’t wait for 2026.

VB AND CHECO ARE BACK!!!!!!!!! 🎉🥳

[pucksandpower]

Maybe I’m just not on that side of Tumblr, but I’m shocked more people aren’t talking about Lewis Hamilton’s post-qualifying interview.

You have a seven-time World Champion — one of the undisputed GOATs of Formula 1 — saying, “I’m useless, absolutely useless … the team, they have no problem. You’ve seen the car is on pole. So, they probably need to change driver.”

I genuinely have no words. How does every World Champion who signs with Ferrari leave a broken man?

[kort-2000]

Watching Lewis give this interview post-quali made me feel like my heart was being ripped out

[kort-2000]

Horner being sacked by Red Bull quite literally is the best news I’ve ever woken up to.

Woke up to seeing that notification about 10 minutes ago and screamed out “Time to party” because NOBODY likes Horner. He’s a damn trigger warning and a red flag. It’s time to celebrate him being sacked.

Yes, good on him for bringing 6 constructors titles and 8 drivers titles to the team, but he gave me the creeps from the get-go so….. BYE BYE creeper.

[33-16]

first podiums and wins in f1 are so special and deserve to be celebrated, whether someone gets them after 10 races or 250. think of seb and kimi with max in spain 2016. lewis and valtteri cheering up charles in bahrain 2019. max and charles absolutely waterboarding lando in miami 2024. george and max putting all their beef aside to celebrate kimi in montreal. and watching the mclaren boys and how they completely sidelined nico, who finally achieved what he has always wanted in f1 was in incredibly bad taste.

[countingstars-17]

nico's team radio after his first podium 🥺

[kort-2000]

Nico 🥹 you EARNED yourself that podium spot. He just proved that it is possible to get a podium place no matter how many race starts it takes to get said podium place

[pucksandpower]

After 239 entered races.

After 15 seasons.

After close call after close call.

Nico Hülkenberg has finally done it.

The curse is broken.

Nico Hülkenberg is a Formula 1 podium finisher.

[kort-2000]

He managed to put a tractor onto the podium

[kort-2000]

Nico being P3?! 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

I NEED THIS MAN TO FINALLY BE ABLE TO SAY THAT HE PLACED ON THE PODIUM

[aston14s]

ofc i love gabico but haasbands has my heart 😞

[kort-2000]

Haasbands will forever be top tier for me. But I do love Gabico.

[magnusstan]

Le Mans looks so good on him 😍

[kort-2000]

Seriously though, Le Mans just makes him look like he’s shining like gold 😍. I’m still living for this look on his face.

[cadillacjohnf1]

the real winner of this race? Nico Hulkenberg in P5!!! in a SAUBER!!!!

[kort-2000]

Still think Nico deserved DOTD over Max. Had his best finish since 2019. THE MAN PUT A DAMN SAUBER INTO THE TOP 10 IN GENERAL.

Talent. Skill. Determination.

[verylazyanimal]

The slut strand strikes again👶

[kort-2000]

We live for the slut strand. 🥴🤌🏻

[eddiesmustache]

We're so back

[kort-2000]

I screamed when I saw Eddie have his 118 turnout gear on. And then sobbed.