‘What We Do In The Shadows’ (2014) Sentence Prompts
(Feel free to edit/combine quotes/edit pronouns, etc)
NSFW.
Trigger warnings: mentions of blood, death, dying, slavery, vampires, werewolves, killing Christians, killing police,
“I think we drink virgin blood because it sounds cool.”
“I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.”
“Yeah, some of our clothes are from victims. You might bite someone and then, you think, ‘Oooh, those are some nice pants!’.”
“ Leave me to do my dark bidding on the internet!”
“We’re Werewolves, not Swear-Wolves.”
“You were a virgin when we were seeing each other.”
“Anything you want to find you type it in.”
“I lost a really nice silk scarf in about 1912.”
“When you are a vampire you become very…, sexy!”
“We should get some slaves!”
“One day I was selling my wares…”
“He was an 18th-century dandy, so he can be very fussy.”
“How was your night, last night?”
“What are you doing tonight? Are you going to kill some perverts?”
“I work for a company that… basically, we take like business requirements from organizations, then we analyze those requirements and then we build software to fit those requirements.”
“He is a virgin. He is a virgin!”
“Some people freak out a bit about the age difference.”
“And, you know, I don’t care.”
“It doesn’t make any difference.”
“I was thinking, maybe… I just should bring a broom down here for you if you wanted to sweep up some of the skeletons.”
“I really hope that those guys don’t kill those police, because it will mean more police will come. Possibly even Christians, which is totally the last thing we need in this house.”
“I don’t think she’s a virgin if she’s doing that.”
“You have to watch everyone die.”
“Sometimes brutal, like slipping and falling onto a giant spike. Or falling asleep in an autumn pile of leaves and having some of them block your windpipe.”
“But even old age is brutal. Watching your friends grow old.”
“And then one day they can’t even remember who you are, and you wish they were dead, and then they do die.”
“If I know___, this was probably the way __ wanted to go. Disembowelled by werewolves. Blood and guts splayed onto the trees. ___ face torn to shreds.”
“I hope I made you feel better.”
“I go for a look which I call dead but delicious.”
“I went in the lounge the other day and there was blood all over my nice antique couch.”
“Well let’s just see what other safety points they have… and then maybe we’ll kill them.”
“Great. But I am your master.”
