Alice 🏳️‍⚧️🥓

hi im alice and i love my girlfriend

[flipchild]

[thevampirecrow]

fellatio sounds like a supporting shakespeare character rather than oral sex on a penis to be honest

[9cl]

Driving around my town trying to find one single burger just one burger or a hot dog but Unfortunately everythings just rubble and twisted scaffolding upstretched and rotting and theres shit on fire and a big black ass sky

[official-kircheis]

[9cl]

Guess i cant do shit anymore Cause the sewers are all muddied with a thousand lonely suicides... And yep, you guessed it: a dark wind blows.

[melonflavored]

The combination of good kush + alcohol

[wingsfromwhere]

[wherever-whateverr]

I ❤️ ADOPTING SPEAKING & TYPING MANNERISMS FROM MY FRIENDS

[pidgefudge]

hello 👋 i am the worlds smallest bug 🐛 and ☝️ i too would like to “fag it up” if i may

[jame7t]

The Science Behind The Suckle:

Doctors reveal 10 terrifying secrets about the disturbing “suckfruit”

[mrsterlingeverything]

You are no longer ageric to gagobears

[cheaphalloweencostume]

your boss takes you into his office and grimly informs you that he’s unemploygnant and it’s yours

[7062242]

My Life Changed When I Discovered Peer-to-Peer File Sharing at Age 10 by heart__rot

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Acrylic on Canvas

[daskagel]

amazing digital nothing

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

replacing the god in godspeed with other fitting nouns has lead to some quite good combinations

[theelectricdreamsofddx]

dykespeed, strong sapphic warrior

[rslashrats]

.. <- two ants kissing

[lol-tiger-blog]

[caliphsmegmafactory]

RIP Charlie Kirk

[virtualgirladvance]

Realised strange nerd is an anagram of transgender and my life suddenly got better

[djnusagi]

video games aren’t meant to be played with other people. video games are meant to be played alone in a dark room at night time while you work through weird feelings about your gender.

[hersurvival]