Koubutt

I do art and stuff ya know? I’m 19 and slayin all these peeps with my massive peen. (Jk but pls I’m lonely as fuck I want a boyfriend so bad)

[danceofthebloodypetals]

I laugh at how Poe even had writing tools in the bathroom. Like was Poe expecting Oguri to maybe get an idea while he was doing his business and start writing his story in there. XD

[awkwardbsd]

Half of my “good thoughts” come up in the bathroom, and as soon as I sit down to write it (writing or music), it’s gone. It disappeared just like my dad who bought milk (I’m joking. My dad bought a pack of chips… and is in the room right next to me.) Poe (BSD) is a revolutionary genius for having the tools right there, and Mushi should be glad.

[just-shower-thoughts]

Bras are literal booby traps.

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take me to art museums and make out with me

[cornputer]

But they said to not touch the masterpieces

[etherialism]

Well somebody’s gotta pin the artwork to the wall

[loremerchant]

This is Johnson, those idiots are fucking in the east wing again.

[bumblbytrash]

@insert-obvious-bee-pun @tapdancingbrain

[anthracoceros]

some of y'all didnt grow up as the person nobody has a crush on and it really shows

[anthracoceros]

[anthracoceros]

conventionally attractive people are not allowed to rb this

[streetlifemanifesto]

Don’t trust morning you. Morning you is a dick. Morning you would sell your loved ones if it got them 5 minutes of extra sleep

[sarapsys]

maybe morning me wouldn’t be such a dick if that flaky bitch evening me had gone to bed instead of tumblring til butts oclock int he morning

[bigmouthlass]

Well evening me might have fallen asleep at a reasonable hour if that dumbass afternoon me hadn’t lain down for a “little nap” that lasted four hours.

[bane-of-technology]

[neo-zeon]

HIS HAIR?

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WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS GEAR??

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WACK

[neo-zeon]

HIS JEWELRY???

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[neo-zeon]

HIS FOOTSTANCE!?

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[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE TALKS!??

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[neo-zeon]

THE WAY THAT HE DOESNT EVEN LIKE TO SMILE!?!?

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[neo-zeon]

ME?

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[supershybutpushingthroughit]

I’m impressed by how aggressive the font is

[everythingfox]

oh lawd he comin

[ammit420]

in order to lead a happy life im gonna have to disappoint my parents a bit

[microweave]

not to be dramatic but this post genuinely made me consider my priorities in life and the choices i need to make for my own wellbeing

[queenbradbury]

omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

[celestialkiri]

[beturbecky]

What if they thought you guys were the demons

[xxstar-bluesxx]

ohmygod

[rebloggo-doggo]

Domino’s? More like Demon-o’s

[todorokie]

Bungou Stray Dogs 32 - Poe & Karl (^>ω<^) 

[moniwaskaname]

Listen up, incompetents, I GOT POTS

[sharknng]

Grammar with Todoroki

[i-am-a-fish]

dON’T FUCK WITH ME. I HAVE THE POWER OF GAY AND TRANS RIGHTS ON MY SIDE. Å

[weloveshortvideos]

when a baby is crying in the background and you use slow it down on snapchat

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FUCK

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why does this always make me hysterical oh my fucking god

[kouburr-blog]

Have a bad doodle while I go guzzle Starbucks over my heartbreak

[delilahbardd-deactivated2020120]

Can you make an AU where adults of ADA and Port Mafia are teachers?

Kunikida Doppo

The Math Teacher

Hot af

The Fucking Perfectionist

Frustrated always

Swears that you’ll be using these and those equations in real life situations

emotional

“Where’s your fucking solution?”

Osamu Dazai

The English teacher

Also hot

Flirts with other teachers

Thinks that the faculty is his friends

Wastes time by telling his life story

Gives a lot of homework

Doesn’t know he gave homework

Akiko Yosano

The Science teacher

cute

Being checked out by students

“I dismiss you, not the fucking bell.”

Hears everything you say

Very hardcore

gives surprise quizzes

Gives a lot of homework

Remembers homework 

Edogawa Ranpo

The History teacher

lazy af

always late

blames everyone for his mistakes

gets offended when corrected

tells students not to eat at his class

eats at his class

thinks he is smarter than everyone

looks nothing like a teacher

Nakahara Chuuya

The Health teacher

hardcore af

flirts and fails

comes to school with a hangover

bullies other teachers

gives stupid life advice

gives free condoms

Akutagawa Ryunosuke

The Spanish teacher

fashionable

always mad at you

“No hablo Ingles”

“Say it in fucking Spanish!”

hot mess

“I’m sorry, is that Spanish or fucking English?”

Gives detention 

Ichiyo Higuchi

The Geography teacher

smol

cinnamon roll that could kill you

“I’m sorry, I am not that good in drawing.”

actually scary

have no idea what your name is

“That’s not where Spain is you twat.”

actually loves her students but doesn’t show

[senpaiedit-blog]