Celestial Soda Pop

[papajohnpizzas-deactivated20181]

[relishboi]

ape olympics 

[lesbiansitara-moved-deactivated]

I am yelling I landed on a Christian article about Florence & The Machine 

[birdschoolforbirds]

this is honestly probably the best review florence welch has ever received

[cremedelabrulee]

rb if you want to bury your head into florence’s lap and earn a badge of satanic red wings

[ninetail-fox]

the Sailor Moon parfait ,Roppongi

[dawnblade]

what if you could ban people from a store in real life the same way you ban someone in a video game server like some dude just starts yelling FUCK over and over in mcdonalds and then suddenly he’s just gone

[caterpie]

Pocket Fighter Arcade Flyer (1997)

[daevite]

me: god i love paranormal shit and urban legends

me, after indulging in aforementioned content:

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

Would you hug him for one billion dollars?

[thank-you-everyone-deactivated2]

Sure I’d pay anything to hug him

[scriptscribbles]

Do you ever just remember how Lego Dobby had no pants

[sistertaxon]

That’s so he can give pussy indulgences

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

Visit Original Link

[rootbeep]

*at a corporate business meeting*

*guy walks over to the easel and aggressively flips over the first page to reveal a second page with just the word ‘mood’ printed in large text right in the middle of the page*

THIS *smacks the page with his pointer* this is what we need to capitalize on

*other businessmen around the table start muttering to each other* “mood” “big mood “me” “mood” “same” “zndskskdnjdjsksj”

[knockoffs-and-bootlegs]

[junkiechurch]

dpi stands for dobby pussy indulgence so jot that down

[junkiechurch]

as you can see the more dobbys pussy is indulged, the better

[demilypyro]

question for people who know biology.

when you’re hanging upside down. how come the shit in your stomach doesnt come up and flow out your mouth

[new-sz-deactivated20170824]

thrussy stays tight

[demilypyro]

this is by far the worst response i’ve gotten on this post, well done

[morecompassion]

I hate when there’s like. A group of guys in my vicinity

[bew502]

[petbud]

without fail, people who post stuff like this

run blogs like this