Son of a Witch™

Natalie i’ve been here far 2 long :/

[ekingston]

sometimes i say things on twitter and then make a little graph about it

[brucebocchi]

[fuckmountain2-deactivated202204]

me n the boys 

[sonypraystation]

holy shit can we be thankful that there are only like, 2 types of phone chargers nowadays? if youre phone died in 2007 you were fuck outta luck

[robcanvas-deactivated20180718]

[sonypraystation]

this shit had to be a fuckin fire hazard or something i swear to goddd

[officialcrow]

they beat jesus with that

[ramranchcowboycocks69]

Penis/srs

Penis/dlrs

[osidius-el-enfatico]

i love hard drive

[captainofthetidesbreath]

why am I not a small, well-loved domestic cat

[lycantropy14]

based off this:

[cwhapd]

[strangetorpedos]

he is my wife he is my babygirl he is my ideal gender presentation

[midiport]

[tearlessrain]

alpha bros will always pick lions and wolves to superimpose their "I'm so badass I need no one" memes on as if those aren't the two animals most famous for having a buddy system and excellent group cooperation.

[tearlessrain]

biologically accurate lion memes should be a thing I think

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[kibumkim]

He needs to be obliterated like im so serious

[only-tiktoks]

[doctorbluesmanreturns]

@13flowersandfoxes

[thepictoblr]

Woke up last night, barely remember writing this, went straight back to sleep

[sentient-cloud]

Sexualizing that old man is a full time job

[sixthrock]

[wizardpotions]

You keep sending assassins after me but I kiss every one of them on the lips so sweetly