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Kovu Mbaya Football! Hockey! Ladies! Typical high school stuff. Oh, and also I'm a lion.

[kovumbaya]

INSTAGRAM: @KOVUMBAYA UPLOADED A PHOTO!

idk what Old Hollywood is but I think I did it right 

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[kovumbaya]

TWITTER | KOBBY

@ecalevol: Wow, the world's gotten your expectations up WAY too high @kovumbaya. I would GO if Walt proms were actually that cool. From what I've heard last year was the only exciting prom Walt's ever had and all it involved was a stink bomb.

@kovumbyaba: That doesn't even sound enjoyable. My poor lil nostrils are too sensitive for that ish. I'd much prefer just having Natasha Bedingfield pop in to sing her 2004 hit song 'Unwritten' and call it a night.

[kovumbaya]

TWITTER | ZUVU

@thezuri: That's exactly why I should get him. He might not even like you. Lots of people don't like you, whereas lots of people like me 😊

@thezuri: ...Why

@kovumbaya: hmmmmm sounds fake??? we haven't even BEEN people for very long, I doubt you've got a higher number of people who like you than me.

@kovumbaya: because I'd want my death to be iconic and that cover was iconic.

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TWITTER | ZUVU

@Thezuri: 😘. And I just googled Brendon Urie. No. If anyone gets stabbed by THAT man, it gets to be me.

@Thezuri: Maybe you can get stabbed by Trisha Paytas?

@kovumbaya: That's not fair. You, a beautiful woman, have much more of a chance at getting stabbed by Brendon Urie than I, a mostly* straight male do. Let me have this ONE.

@kovumbaya: only if she's doing it while singing Shallow.

[kovumbaya]

TWITTER | ZUVU

@thezuri: Will you get stabbed by the special celebrity guest? Deception is kind of your brand.

@kovumbaya: wooooow well I think that depends on who the special celebrity guest IS.

@kovumbaya: is Brendon Urie, of the famed band Panic! at the Disco going to drive me to prom? Cause he's formally invited to stab me, if that's the case.

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TWITTER | OPEN

@kovumbaya: So........this prom thing. If teen dramas are any indicator, I need to prepare for two girls wearing the same dress, a stabbing, an active shooter, or a special celebrity guest showing up to drive me there. And tbh, I can't wait.

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Text ❄ ZUVU

Zuri: It's STILLL not a club

Kovu: maybe not to you! What's reeeeally the difference between a town-wide dance and a club? There's people dancing inappropriately at both!

[kovumbaya]

Text ❄ ZUVU

Zuri:....This isn't even a club, weirdo.

Kovu: https://media.giphy.com/media/v3jc9stIJ07ug/giphy.gif

[kovumbaya]

Text ❄ ZUVU

Zuri: I'm fam with approximately NO ONE except Kiara in that "we're like sisters" sorta way. The humans are just....extras. and back home, if I decided everyone around me smelled bad, I could just sleep elsewhere. There's nowhere else to go but the restrooms!!

Kovu: https://media.giphy.com/media/xThuW7e5tqiYxfSS8o/giphy.gif

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Text ❄ ZUVU

Zuri: Not that I want to go out into that cold white stuff outside, but staying in here can't be that much better. It's getting sooo boring and I think I'm claustrophobic 😨😭🥵

Kovu: think of it like a lion's den, Z! Dark, cold, crowded, but ultimately, we're all fam here!

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Kovu has a juicy ass!

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[kovumbaya]

kiarataji‌:

I consider anything that involves sucking smoke into my body poison, but I’ve heard there are other ways to do it, those might not be so bad. Hey, I wasn’t necessarily saying I should pull him into a doomed romance, just that he might be good for having a little bit of fun. Dad and heart attacks doesn’t sound fun, though; maybe just a minor panic attack or something. Beats me, do they think we’re really going to need this stuff when we go back home? I wish we could be here with just the fun parts and none of the learning.

Yeah Ned makes like, brownies with it! It’s so good! And he is definitely the fun-loving type, I say go for it. If you don’t mind his tiny, annoying ex possibly being out to murder you. But that’s a Princess Fight I’d watch for sure. I’m sure we’ll learn something from like...history and political science or whatever, but it’s not like Shakespeare is gonna be relevant to any of our lives. 

[kovumbaya]

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↳ listening to: - Sunflower -- Post Malone

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kiarataji‌:

Fairy Godmother’s kid, I’m guessing? Because that other guy seems more likely to give you actual poison, but that seems more fun. I should spend more time with him, my dad wouldn’t approve at all. Right? I guess I wasn’t in note taking position so I wasn’t valid. This place is so weird sometimes.

Nah, Ned’s into plants. They don’t taste like poison, but they do make me all slow and giggly. Apparently he and his girlfriend broke up recently so like -- you’ve got a chance! I’m not out here supporting giving your dad a heart attack and making it more likely that we’ll have to take the throne sooner, but I am supporting you having fun. Taking notes sucks. I can remember things just fine, why do they care whether I write it down or not? 

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milesmilkstout‌:

The worst part of being sick is that you’re not supposed to eat dairy, dude. Like, you can’t even make yourself feel better with ice cream because supposedly your illness makes it curdle in your throat or something so nasty that I tune it out every time people try to warn me about it.

W H A T. That’s disgusting! What’s even the point of having something as good as ice cream exist when you can’t have it at your most miserable? How have humans not figured out how to finesse that yet?