cuckoo bananas!

Kee. 29. PST.

[overclassy]

[cinematicnomad]

WAKE UP DEAD MAN: A KNIVES OUT MYSTERY (2025) dir. rian johnson

[maniatown]

Girl whose most frequent mistake is inaction voice: wow I keep making mistakes I better not do anything

[isl-equ-ay]

[alicent-florent]

Ariana Grande & Bowen Yang Take Lie Detector Tests via Vanity Fair

[maxanor]

YELLOWJACKETS | Season 3, Episode 10, “Full Circle”

[marxism-transgenderism]

I know it's an issue that boys are not taught emotional maturity amd women are expected to take care of them but please do not think that therefore it must be true that women ARE taught emotional maturity. Like please take a look at all of our mothers and tell me you honest to god believe that

[darkladynyara]

#yeah....#'expected to perform'#and 'taught how to correctly do'#are VERY VERY different things (mikkeneko)

[sacred-portal]

[alttxt]

[ottermatopoeia]

[theshitpostcalligrapher]

[ava-deb]

#i 🖤 fuckboy shauna

[jackietaylorsghost]

this genuinely has me in tears

[jackietaylorsghost]

(AND FUCK THEM KIDS)

[fuselii]

today i learnt that king tutankhamun made sure that he had a condom with him in his next life. i never want to hear a dude say he didn’t have the time to be prepared or didn’t remember to buy condoms. if king tut had the common decency of making sure someone put a condom in his resting place alongside one of the biggest treasures ever so he could practice safe sex in the afterlife no present day dude has an excuse for not wearing condoms.

[marzipanandminutiae]

here it is

it’s made of animal intestine

and they know it was his because they found residue inside that they were able to DNA-match to him

yes, that kind of residue

[nutheadgee-deactivated20190314]

My mans Tutankhamun was already busting a nut when Osiris was measuring his soul to go see his ol man Ra like imagine having such guts.

When will your fave ever?

[rogha]

@wardens-oath

[limitedseries]

Yellowjackets— "Dislocation" (2025)

[indicresources]

*.:｡❤︎ ⋆ — 𝐆𝐎𝐎𝐆𝐋𝐄 𝐒𝐈𝐓𝐄𝐒 𝐓𝐄𝐌𝐏𝐋𝐀𝐓𝐄 — 𝐜𝐨𝐜𝐚𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐝

i recently switched to google sites and it's a dream to use so i decided to share this template with you guys! this is a multimuse rp template with three different navigation bars & four different muse list options. it has an extensive muse page with space for a bio, links & stats (all optional and customizable). i worked pretty hard on it so i hope you all enjoy using it as much as i do! ♡

do not remove the credit at the bottom of the pages or claim as your own.

reblog when using. liking is also appreciated!

feel free to change the template as much as you like. you don't need coding skills!

to use the template, click "⋮" next to the file you see in the link below and select "make a copy". that's it! you can now find it on your own google sites and google drive overview.

tip: make sure to check your result on your desktop and your phone!

any questions? feel free to ask! mwah!

𝗣𝗥𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗘𝗪 | 𝗧𝗘𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗔𝗧𝗘

[quaggly]

every shitty book now is called something like a court of shit and fuck or something equally stupid. books used to be called frindle and we liked it. we liked it

[eskidihayaller]

[greengrug]

This is killing me omf

[wandringaesthetic]

You should only write in present tense with extreme caution.

not because it's bad or anything but because if you do it even once you're going to be editing the bits where you shifted tenses out of your writing for the rest of your life

[corvuscorona]

if u write in present tense enough times in a row, you can switch this problem around & get confused when your present-tense narrator is talking abt something that happened in Their past. I recommend this bc it keeps u on ur toes

[ach-sss-no]

guys i made my first blackout poetry