On & Off

[gucciballs-deactivated20200720]

remember when George Costanza was on Criminal Minds as a genius serial killer that looked like a kentucky colonel or some sort of English lord

[father-kermit]

[deactivated-blog]

I thought that first pic was Jack Black playing Benjamin Franklin.

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Hey uh

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

You guys hear about…

Fucking uh

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Botato

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

[postmarxed-deactivated20190429]

Who tf names their son Mixed Reviews?? This is why anime sucks

[dateaboysuggestions]

Date a boy who tells you he has a broken heart and wants you to fix it.

[stuffedgrapeleaves]

[taykoutmccleod-deactivated20200]

[splashesdarling]

[mearcstapa-archive]

i had a dream about a meme that said “your third eye is open but your chakras ain’t ready for these titties 👅” and a completely incomprehensible picture

what does that mean

[beeapocalypse]

[mearcstapa-archive]

this is EXACTLY what i saw thank you

[involuntary-cell-biologist]

That’s just a picture of tiddies if you all your chakras were open you’d be able to see it

[tastefullyoffensive]

[sweet-bitsy]

HE’S SO SMART AND EVIL

[provo-utah-travel]

hey i would rather die than visit utah!

You will

[happyhealthycats]

Citra is REALLY bad at meowing. She sounds like a broken party favor when she remembers to actually meow.

[timemachineyeah]

OH MY GOD

[heatherwanderer]

Being an orange female kitty is already rare, but you had to go adopt the one in a million who can’t cat properly

[happyhealthycats]

She came in a two pack so I had to.

Simcoe (left) and Citra (right), both girls. Both rescues. Both biological litter mates (sisters). Both long term loving projects to teach human trust to.

Simcoe got 100% of the meowing capabilities.

[peniswakt-deactivated20210717]

[siren-kitten-his-deactivated202]

[clairelovexo]

WAIT! WAIT!! So, are you telling me that actual, normal meow was the sister? Who, seemingly, just meowed at the moment because she saw her sister struggling so she tried to help by giving her an example???

[happyhealthycats]

THAT was actually Seymour. Who does also love Citra, but wasn’t really helping. He’s just very vocal because he’s an exclamation mark in a cat’s body.

[dappermouth]

strange omens gather at the end of the street

[imafreakypurplegirlgetoverit]

They know. They always know. They know if a daughter of Bast is born and they know of her fate. They know of her urges to protect her family and then it grows into a desire to protect her nation. They know of the pain she will go through. And they know that she will be born again. And they will know her. And they will wait.

[flcurdelacour]

skyrim gothic

you need to deliver a staff to enthir. what staff? who is enthir? it’s been so long since you were asked to deliver this staff. it remains in your inventory, though you do not remember where you got it. you know exactly where enthir is, though you do not remember his face.

the waterfalls have stopped working. you seem them in the distance, still, unmoving. you can hear the crashing of the water, but it is frozen in place. the locals do not notice.

you open a book. restoration increased to 100. you open another book. enchanting increased to 100. you spend only a few minutes in this library, and leave as an all-powerful being.

you realise that you have only ever heard the same five voices. everyone you meet starts to sound so alike. you have killed many people who screamed in your wife’s voice.

you have never seen a dunmer child. you have never seen any elf child, in fact. the only children here are nords. you soon realise that their faces look exactly alike. even the eyes, you notice. they are wide and afraid.

you have seen many dragons crash straight into mountains. you have seen fewer dragons emerge from the mountains.

you have forgotten the songs of your hometown. the melodies faded from your memory long ago. you try to ask the local bard to play your favourite childhood song. you try so hard. your memories escape you. you have only ever heard five songs. you ask him to play ragnar the red.

[iguanamouth]

did you know red snapper can live for over 100 years…. whatre they DOING down there

[gentlemanbones]

I hope this doesn’t work the same way for centaurs.

[mijukaze]

Thanks! I hate it

[daily-blep]

Bucky’s first blep

[rabioheab-deactivated20200416]

earlier this year 2 boys got expelled from my school for going on a teachers email and sending another teacher an email that says “you’re a disgusting little man” and i laugh about it all the time because imagine opening an email from your coworker and thinking it’s important and then it says that

[hotvampireadjacent]

this post needs to be in the library of congress

[neko-gifs]

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[philosophyblr]

me throwing the canterbury tales across the room: flying chaucer

[doggosource]

[kpfun]