The K-pop/K-Hip Hop Burn Book

Don't be offended. It isn't that big of a deal -My opions -Rumours -Truths -Quotes

[kphburnbook]

-His high notes are lit

-Looks like fucking camel

-Likes to joke about his bendmember’s darker skin like that bullshit is funny

-It really isn’t

[kphburnbook]

-His voice is actual heaven 

-His singing is even better 

-Was recently seen cuddling with other member Jungkook (IT WAS CUTE AF MIGHT I ADD)

-Hasn’t done anything bad so I have nothing....

[kphburnbook]

-Is the most underrated member or seventeen idgaf what ya’ll got to say

-Is a literal angel I don’t get how people could ever talk bad about him 

-is gonna comeback looking sexy af one of these days and I’m just not ready 

-hopefully will never be problematic 

[kphburnbook]

-Is literally an angel 

-Watches 19+ movies alone and when he was questioned about it he said that it was “Better that way”

-Was never looked at the same after he took his shirt off at that one EXOlution show

[kphburnbook]

-Hasn’t done any problematic shit

-Was in this Bonnie and Clyde play thingy and it was ...yes

-Prides himself in his beautiful ass hair

-Was on We Got Married and it was probably one of the cutest things I’ve ever witnissed 

-Nvm I found some shit 

-Wore a T-Shirt that said “White Power”

-Told a KARA member that she needed to loose weight 

[kphburnbook]

-His English is not lit

-Hasn’t done anything problematic and is a literal angel so I have nothing

-But imagine JYP’s face when he saw “Park Jaebum” on that list of trainees 

[kphburnbook]

-Let those stylists put those ugly ass licorice twists in his hair for the mama awards

-The first time I ever really felt attacked by this man was when I heard his verse in cypher part 3

-Got more gum than a grocery story 

-Is my bias so imma stop here 

[kphburnbook]

-Is literally the biggest bitch you'll ever meet (other than Jinki)

-Got hella shade thrown his way when that MR removed came out

-Noodle head ass

-Had a bunch of fans leave his side because he said something that might've indicated that he had feelings for men

[kphburnbook]

-He could fly with those big ass ears

-His rapping finally got decent in time for the monster comeback

-Literally demolished Heize's final performance on Unpretty Rapstar

-Not in a good way either

-Is in a group with one of the most problematic fandoms

[kphburnbook]

-Always wears the same white T-shirt every fucking day

-Timberlands are paired with everything he wears

-His front teeth make rabbits jealous

-Fuckboi

-Pretends to be afraid of girls but we all know

-Was seen lying with his band member Taeyang about a week ago

[kphburnbook]

-Her boobs are probably fake

-Born in Yusa

-Her aegyo is not lit like she says. Don't believe her

-Threatned to push a member down the stairs and since then everyone's been looking at her differently

[kphburnbook]

-He doesn't have a bad side

-Was last heard saying "This my shitu” and authorities are still trying to figure out the meaning of this phrase.

-He once called me a pair of sketchers. I told him that if I was sketchers he was flip flops

-Is ready to fucking kill just in case someone says "Jimin, you got no jams." One more time and he is not playing any games with y'all

-Thinks that he needs to have abs to make everyone happy (NO HE FUCKING DOESN'T)

-THIGHS

[kphburnbook]

-Has been through some real shit

-Once chased his band member around with a gutair but by the grace of God no one was hurt

-Is short but can still fuck your whole shit up if you stare at a picture for too long

-R00d

-Smol

[kphburnbook]

-Still uses a flip phone damn near 2017

-Will look beautiful with any hair color

-Is only gay for his members

-Legend has it that if you rub your thumb on a car window three times and close your eyes a laughing Seokjin will appear and fuck you up with blonde hair and a pink shirt

[kphburnbook]

-His hair was laid by the gods

-And then pledis bitch ass cut it off

-And then he got exposed with extensions

-His singing is practically angelic

-Is highkey a Seungcheol whore

[kphburnbook]

-Fucked up while he was in middle school and has apologized sincerely for everything he did

-Once crumpled up a script after a radio show ended and people lost their fucking minds

-Romour has it that he once called all Japanese people "ugly bitches"

-Is talented

-Is extremely beautiful

[kphburnbook]

-Was depressed for a while so of course she was given antidepressants

-Went to the US and came back to Korea with a scandal

-Is literally getting treated like a criminal because of antidepressants

-People are acting like she's a drug dealer and she's shipping drugs from the US, to Cuba, to Mexico and back to Korea

-Is talented af

-Is at least 3/4 plastic and silicon

-Her nails literally shit on my entire life