[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

[5nkc7hdrl-deactivated20180324]

[cr-familiar-faces]

Windex isn’t carbonated 

[cr-familiar-faces]

[blackcatfemme]

But….. the scent………………

[asskylosaurus]

They’re both windex. I’ve been drinking it for years to build up an immunity

[anancientheart]

ok universe, i’m ready to feel good things. make me feel good things.

[anancientheart]

whenever i post this it works  reblog if u want to feel good things & the universe will bring u something sweet 

[justapayneaway]

“One Direction is who we are and who we always will be…”

[thtjuly9th]

the “in this essay, i will” memes are the most wholesome of the current popular memes because as well as being genuinely hilarious, they encourage deep, analytical thinking which often produces profound statements. in this essay, i will 

[melonmemes]

Every time

[perrfectly]

I’d say go to hell, but I never want to see you again.

Sylvia Plath (via perrfectly)

[smilesforzeeyum]

robber: hey give me all ur money

me: how about i instead buy that gun off of u for all my money

robber: ok

robber:oh shit now ur gonna rob all ur money back

me:no im not a dick who robs people

roober: that hurt way more than any bullet would

[finefrog654654675-deactivated20]

[dareweb-deactivated20181021]

[fiendly]

[royalblooduk]

Royal Blood + Favorite Lyrics

[smilesforzeeyum]

👅🤘🏼

[here-is-the-food-deactivated201]

Palo Alto (2013)

+

[ewpunk]

❝ I had a basically stable upbringing, and I think that I’ll do okay if I stay real and if I remember that we’re all just flesh and blood, that’s it. ❞ — River Phoenix (1970 - 1993)

[jakegyllenhaal]

[artisticpoison]

[fatimamononoke]

Detachment is power.

[jimmykudos-deactivated20150608]

[ethereal-princess420]

me flirting