Okay so I'm giving y'all tips on how to get a guy friend. This is the technique I used and me and my dude are close like realllllllyyyyy 1 inch close to each other.
Go up to him
It's gonna be awkward at first but who cares? He'll never talk to you first. He may be an introvert but he needs friends and he looks like a potato.
2. Talk to him
Don't be a shy bean. My dude said it was awkward but I didn't find it THAT awkward. Okay you just need to say this:
"Hi! Hello! My name is bean and I hope we can be friends. Can you talk? "
"I-"
"Never mind your breath stinks. I'mma drop by tomorrow and I hope you brush your teeth"
Yes, it really happened. Don't worry about him hating you. When it's the next day, say this:
"Wassup! Did you brush your teeth? "
"I-"
"Never mind I can still smell it"
"But-"
"Jkjkjk I was just joking yesterday. I just wanted to say that you looked like a lonely potato but my mouth just said something better"
"Yeah.... "
3. Ask him out as friends
Okay this was hella awkward for me but it was fun. Just go run up yo him and say:
"Wanna hangout? "
"Where? "
"A place?????? "
"What place? "
"Earth goddslammit"
"I JUST ASKED WHERE THE LOCATION IS! "
"ON EARTH! IF YOU WANT THE LOCATION THEN GO FIND A HOUSE WITH A ROOF! "
"WHAT DOES THE HOUSE LOOK LIKE! "
"A HOUSE IDIOT! IT HAS WALLS, WINDOWS, DOORS EVERYTHING A HOUSE HAS! "
"Fine we can't hangout"
"Noooooo please the location is at your doorstep"
"Wha-"
"I'll see you at 3, later! "
4. Have fun even if it's not
"You know, that girl over there has long feet"
"Mh"
"And that guy right there has a square face ugh"
"Mh"
"This drink tastes awful but it's so amazing and I don't wanna waste anything"
"Mh"
"Math was so boring, I just slept the whole lesson"
"Mh"
"Do you know where a good fast food place is? "
"Mh"
"GREAT LET'S GO! LET'S FOKIN GO TO A CLIFF AND JUMP OFF OF IT"
"WTF I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS! WHAT ARE YOU DOING! "
And that's how we became friends. That's the only tip I can give you.