Incorrect KPop Quotes

This is just us making random incorrect KPop quotes cuz... why not. We regret nothing about them. 

[loonadreamcatcherandfriends]

Interviewer: what scares you the most

Renjun: the unstoppable marching of time that is slowly guiding us all towards an inevitable death

Interviewer: and you, Jisung?

Jisung: Renjun

[incorrect-staytiny]

Seonghwa: [sneezes]

Wooyoung, inside a washing machine: bless you

Seonghwa: thank you

Seonghwa:

Seonghwa: wait-

[spilltheateeaz]

Seonghwa: You shouldn't be using a straw

San: I know it's bad for the environment an-

Seonghwa: No, it's just a weird way to eat spaghetti

[egos-alter-ego]

Jisung: we always spend our money on alarm clocks because Renjun keeps breaking them when he wakes up, right? But now we won't have to worry about it! Chenle and I solved our problem!

Jaemin: you hid the alarm clock somewhere he won't be able to break it?

Jisung: uh actually that seems like a better idea but-

Chenle: we already glued the alarm clock on the porcupine

*Renjun screaming noises echoing through the dorm*

[neo-citysleeplesscity]

Johnny: What’s the highest thing you’ve ever done? One time I put a cup of water in the microwave and the cup was too tall, so I dumped some out and tried to put it back because I thought that would make it fit.

Jaehyun: I legitimately waited for a stop sign to turn green.

[maybeincorrectwayv]

Winwin: You have... a face.

Ten: Yes, I do.

Winwin: I mean, a nice face. You have a very nice face.

Ten: Thank you, I guess?

Winwin:

Winwin: Look, please just accept my attempts at flirting, I don't know what I'm doing.

[incorrect3rachaquotes]

Chan: Rich people should get robbed at least once a week.

Changbin: Why?

Chan: Builds character.

[redxday]

Taeyong: I like the strong and silent type

Jaehyun: *quietly lifts table*

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Kanghyun: This is probably the dumbest idea you've ever had.

Dongmyeong: So... are you in?

Kanghyun: Yes, of course.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Leedo, about Dongmyeong: Friend of yours?

Xion: Brother, actually.

Leedo: Yes, I can see the family resemblance.

Xion: I'm the pretty one.

[incorrectk-popquotes]

Dongmyeong: When you meet someone for the first time and it's new and exciting. You know that rush?

Xion: No, no, see, when I first meet somebody, it's mostly panic, anxiety, and a great deal of sweating.

[12ducksinarow]

Yuta: I'm a man of action. You have to act first and then learn to apologize later. Just like I do.

Taeyong: You never apologize

Yuta: Well, I would have if I had ever been wrong

[another-fckn-incorrect-svt-blog]

Junhui: It's really muggy outside.

Minghao: If I go outside and all our mugs are on the porch I'm breaking up with you.

Junhui: *sips coffee from a bowl*

[tenphrric]

Police: You guys are under arrest for carrying five people on a motorcycle

Renjun: Wait,,,Five?!

Poclie: Yes, five

Renjun: fuCK-

Police: Sir?

Renjun: JAEMIN FUCKING FELL OFF

[what-if-nct]

Johnny: When Ronnie said "Situations are irrelevant now" I felt that.

Yuta: When Craig said "Is it the way you feel against my body" I felt that.

Johnny: Ronnie's Diss track to I See Stars featuring Andy Beirsack though.

Yuta: When Craig licked the microphone in The Flood.

Johnny: Ronnie!

Yuta: Craig!

Taeyong: It's 2020, Craig's been in the band longer then Ronnie. Yuta wins.

Yuta: Plus Craig is hotter.

Johnny: Damn, true. He is.

[incorrectseventeenquotes]

minghao: you need to stop avoiding your problems

jun: i'm not. can we talk about this later?

[incorrectnct]

Chenle: Are you causing a kerfuffle?

Jisung: Yes. Sometimes a moment calls for a kerfuffle.

Chenle: No! No moment calls for a kerfuffle! You know my feelings on this!