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Police: You guys are under arrest for carrying five people on a motorcycle

Renjun: Wait,,,Five?!

Poclie: Yes, five

Renjun: fuCK-

Police: Sir?

Renjun: JAEMIN FUCKING FELL OFF

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Happy Xiaojun day!

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Yangyang pulls out a knife

Kun: Oh no

Yangyang cuts a box open with it

Kun: Oh okay

Yangyang pulls a gun out of the box

Kun: oh nO

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Johnny: My mind is like an internet browser

Mark, confused: Explain

Johnny: 15 tabs are open, 7 are frozen and I don’t I know where the music is coming from

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Doyoung: -Standing outside Taeyongs house with a prom sign-

Jungwoo, leaning out the window: Omg- YES!!!

Doyoung: No, Tell Taeyong!

Jungwoo, yelling: Taeyong! I’m going to prom with your boyfriend!

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Chenle: Wow, I like your top!

Jaemin: Thanks, his name is Jeno

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Interviewer: So are any of you dating at the moment?

Haechan: I’ll never be cuffed down to a relationship because cuffed backwards is deffuc and what deffuc do I look like settling down with you hoes

Interviewer:

Interviewer: What did he just say?

Taeyong: No. He said no

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Jeno, plucking flower petals: Jaemin loves me

Jeno: He loves me not

Jeno: He loves me

Jeno, plucking the last petal: ...He loves me not :(

Jaemin, bursting into the room with an armful of different flowers: Here, try again!

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Jungwoo: Hey Jaehyun, can I ride you?

Jaehyun: -Chokes- Excuse me?

Jungwoo: I asked if I could ride you. I’ve ridden Taeyong before, it’s fun!

Jaehyun: What- Wait what?!

Jungwoo: Yeah, he let me climb onto his back and ride him around the house

Jaehyun:

Jaehyun: You mean a piggy back ride?

Jungwoo: Oh that’s what it’s called?

Jaehyun: YES, THATS WHAT ITS FUCKING CALLED-

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Waiter: So what would you guys like to order?

Haechan: Can I get a milkshake with two straws?

Mark, blushing: Aw Haechan, that’s so cute-

Haechan, putting both straws in his mouth: Watcn how fucking fast I can drink this

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Ten getting a call because Yangyangs in the hospital

Ten: I’m Yangyangs emergency contact

Nurse: So you’re here to pick him up?

Ten: No, I’m here to remove myself as his emergency contact