trout milk

[jewfrogs]

kids were roleplaying with minecraft figurines and one of them had their figure go up to the other and say “i’m in love with you” and the other one replied “sword slash to the chest. and you’re on fire”

[randomfae]

[myothertardisisonthemun]

[real-language-facts]

invented a new word today. its 'plagiarism'. im a genius i know

[wiki-but-made-them-up]

[audioexorcisms]

Lets dissect uncle to find his wish gland

[designerpets]

this is why commas are so

important 🤓

[audioexorcisms]

Where do you think the comma goes

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[dogpuppy]

[fraseris]

no matter how bad things are going at least you aren't watching instagram reels right now

[asmrgaret]

it’s weird that professional letters are supposed to start with “dear.” i don’t even call my mom that

[asmrgaret]

my darling hiring manager. my springtime rose. if hired i will bring a strong work ethic to this position

[ferrettaur]

So like an hour ago I just lear🪨︵︵ned that— what the fuck was that. Someone just skipped a rock across my post did you see that

[resident-idiot-simp]

[bitchautism]

here's two articles about how JK Rowling just posted on X an upskirt photo of Freda Wallace, a transgender woman, after deadnaming her and misgendering her repeatedly online.

JK Rowling deadnamed and posted 'upskirt' photo of trans woman on X

The wealthy author escalated a social media spat that resulted in posting a photo from a 2023 event at the Institute of Economic Affairs in

JK Rowling posts upskirt image of trans woman while begging to debate her - LGBTQ Nation

Rowling posted the picture taken from below because the trans woman, she said, was "refusing to debate me."

[sailatina3]

Thank you for posting without the fucking destiel meme

[theinstagrahame]

According to JK Rowling, it's okay to sexually harass people if you don't like them enough.

[tastylemonbread]

friend who went to bed is a type of dead wife

[didderd-reblogs]

[creekfiend]

gender essentialism is soooo funny bc it's like "this is what women are like" and you're like "I've met women and many of them, if not the majority, have not been like that" and it's like "well women SHOULD be like that" and you're like "why should women be like that" and its like "because that's what women are like"

[animperfectangelsblog]

[undying-princess]

they're executing the count from sesame street for violating the masquerade

[toddsolondz]

i’m like a clown that no one hired or pays

[shinraalpha]

i do think lobbying for data centres over climate goals should be considered a crime against humanity btw

[rambrandt-the-painter]

Losing my mind over how bad the skyrim furry mod makes the children look

[rambrandt-the-painter]

When you're hanging out with your brother but some argonian, armed to the teeth and covered in blood, walks up to you and starts laughing before whipping out her smart phone and taking a picture of you so she can bully you on social media