(in)correct kpop

hello and welcome to a place even hell fears

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Chan: You know what, there’s times in life where you just have to sit back and go “Alright you know what? I’m proud of myself”

Felix: is this one of those times?

Chan: … no

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Haechan: What language do people speak in Earth's core? Core-ean

Doyoung: The core of the earth is 5430 degrees C, no one lives there

Haechan: ...Core-ean...

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Jungwoo: I need advice

Jaehyun: if worst comes to worst, set them on fire. Trust me people hate that

Jungwoo: I meant about which shirt is better???

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Renjun: (as a retail worker) The customer is always wrong. Suck my toe you don't know anything. I work here not you

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Jisung: I'm scared, I keep hearing footsteps wherever I go?

Jaemin: Are they yours?

Jisung:... I never thought of that...

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Doyoung in court

Doyoung: Your honour I would like to plead guilty and request the death penalty

Judge: It's...just a parking ticket

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Ten: If I ever get a sugar baby, I want to be referred to as their glucose gardian

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Taeil: Living in the dorms is nice because it's free except for the small cost of your mental sanity and wellbeing

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Johnny: If life is a highway, run me over

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Xiaojun: Aqua man

YangYang: water male

Hendery: liquid person

Kun: That's it, no more movie nights.

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Jaehyun: Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes? He won the no bell prize

Taeyong: Haechan put the knife down

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Yuta as a priest

Yuta: Today we will be reading from the Holy book

*holds up a copy of the very hungry caterpillar*

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YangYang: *on the table at the wayV dorm* Attention!

*all members gather round*

YangYang: *Gets off the table* thanks for the attention. That will be all

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Jisung: I'm very intelligent

Chenle: You thought the LV in Louis vuitton stood for Lord Voldemort

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Jeno: How strong do you like your coffee?

Jaemin: strong enough to show up on a drug test

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Renjun: Which one of you fuckers wrote 'our ass touched the same seat' on the bathroom wall

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Sungchan: imagine Thor but with like... a regular hammer