Local Human Pest

Will bite.

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

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[kr1s-dr33mur]

did u know the prophecy says u specifically can commit every and any crime u would like

* Oh $$$$, really?

* I'm off to steal every pie in Hometown y'all, if you need me then just go to any store.

* Actually nevermind, lemme get Susie first.

* I doubt Noelle wants to commit crimes, so I won't tell her.

* I'll steal my soul something too ig... Maybe a heart pillow would work? I certainly know where to get one, lmao.

[captain-gaster-offical]

...It doesn't say that.

However, I always be encouraging piracy! Go for it, matey!

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Damn...

* Well, you know what they say!

* If the police doesn't find out, it's not a crime! I'll get you a hook or something-

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

do you think Moss pie would work

* Oh, absolutely.

* We'd just need to modify the recipy a bit to accomodate for the moss most likely.

[raise-your-bat]

[ * This kid came up to you. Running. With a smile... wait. Was she flying?! ]

[ * The flying blue kid in question landed in front of you. That same smile never leaving her face. ]

🔪 Uuu, I found you! I found you! I saw Kris' blog and then I saw this cool guitar person! And it's you! Are you a human too? What's your name? Do you like knives????

[ * ... too close for comfort. Or maybe it is okay. You do you. ]

~ @aquaawesomeflowerhumanknives

*W o a h h i-

*[She is definitely suprised by the child's energy. Nothing she can't handle, though! Dess flashes a grin back.]

*Guess you found me? Congrats!

*Nope, monster all the way!

*Knives are awesome! Got an army knife from my dad as a gift last year that I use sometimes. I prefer to use my bat, though! Good for bonking things

*My name's December, but pretty much everyone calls me Dess! What's your name, kid?

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* I don't know who this is but she seems cool. And she likes knives too so they're already up in my liked list!

* Also I want to fly too! How did she do that, I want it too!!!

* And I like her ribbon, it almost looks like my horns! That's nice!

[raise-your-bat]

* Dess, Dess!

* I uhm... I drew us as knights! Going on adventures and stuff! You'd have a cool black bat that could turn into a sword like your mom's katana and I'd have an awesome black dagger!

* I thought it'd be fittng to give us new skin colors, to fit the magic and stuff. Maybe I could cast fire magic! That'd be awesome!

* But uh.. I hope you like it. I'll bring it over next time we come over, or when you do! Either would be great!

* ... It may have taken me a bit to figure out how to send you the picture with a good quality. And a bit of help from Azzy...

*Kris

*Kris this is the best drawing ever

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Glad you liked it! It took me a few tries to get it right... But I'm proud of the results!!! I'll look for a place to keep it clean until you can get it.

* I may need more crayons though.

[raise-your-bat]

* Heya Dess!

* I manged to make one of these thingies with Azzy's help, so I can now speak with ya from home!

* How're ya?

[I'm gonna act like this is little kris even if my blog is about current kris, don't wanna mess up the timeline lmao-]

*(F u c k the universe has the worst timing ever-)

*Hey Kris!

*Doing...just fine! Awesome as ever!

*I told Noelle this already but be careful who you talk to on here, okay?

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Okay, okay! Don't worry, if a stranger talks to me I'll just try and scare them away!

* I'm sure I can make a creepy picture with this thingie. Maybe even just send them a jumpscare heheh!

* ...I just need to figure out the photo mode-

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* (A blurred picture of Kris' face too close to the camera, slightly tilted, is sent. The small one seems to be sitting on the couch from what little of the background is visible through the blur, and their horns headband is the most visible thing in the picture.)

* Uhhhh.. Ignore that plis.

[raise-your-bat]

*[Dess smiles at the photo. Adorable.]

*[She's dried off and in her room. No evidence of anything from earlier.]

*[Like nothing happened.]

*Not a bad start! You'll get the hang of the camera in no time, I'm sure of it

*Just...don't go sending any pics of yourself to strangers, okay?

*Even scary ones

*Just get Azzy or me or your parents if you run into anyone weird online

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Ughhh finneee >:(

* ... Azzy would try to negotiate with them and get to know them, so I'll just get you when it happens.

[raise-your-bat]

* Heya Dess!

* I manged to make one of these thingies with Azzy's help, so I can now speak with ya from home!

* How're ya?

[I'm gonna act like this is little kris even if my blog is about current kris, don't wanna mess up the timeline lmao-]

*(F u c k the universe has the worst timing ever-)

*Hey Kris!

*Doing...just fine! Awesome as ever!

*I told Noelle this already but be careful who you talk to on here, okay?

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Okay, okay! Don't worry, if a stranger talks to me I'll just try and scare them away!

* I'm sure I can make a creepy picture with this thingie. Maybe even just send them a jumpscare heheh!

* ...I just need to figure out the photo mode-

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* (A blurred picture of Kris' face too close to the camera, slightly tilted, is sent. The small one seems to be sitting on the couch from what little of the background is visible through the blur, and their horns headband is the most visible thing in the picture.)

* Uhhhh.. Ignore that plis.

[raise-your-bat]

* Heya Dess!

* I manged to make one of these thingies with Azzy's help, so I can now speak with ya from home!

* How're ya?

[I'm gonna act like this is little kris even if my blog is about current kris, don't wanna mess up the timeline lmao-]

*(F u c k the universe has the worst timing ever-)

*Hey Kris!

*Doing...just fine! Awesome as ever!

*I told Noelle this already but be careful who you talk to on here, okay?

[kr1s-dr33murr-alt]

* Okay, okay! Don't worry, if a stranger talks to me I'll just try and scare them away!

* I'm sure I can make a creepy picture with this thingie. Maybe even just send them a jumpscare heheh!

* ...I just need to figure out the photo mode-