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SUPER TEXT LIST! (Texts From Last Night Inspired)
[text] Are you lost?
[text] NO! That was a typo
[text] Did you buy it?
[text] I think Iâm a mermaid
[text] I know itâs 3am, but come over and cook for me.Â
[text] Too lazy to booty call, so have this text instead
[text] Need to bury a body, itâs urgent.
[text] Are you sure thereâs no monsters?
[text] It was an accident.
[text] lol fuk da police
[text] send me a picture and iâll be home quicker ;)
[text] DO NOT READ THE LAST MESSAGE IT WASNâT MEANT FOR YOU
[text] Well maybe I broke my tongue!
[text] Please tell me youâre free today! Iâve got some big news today.
[text] Got a spare ticket, do you want to come?
[text] Do you have a spare mankini I can borrow?
[text] Is fancy dress allowed at the wedding?
[text] I was using my old baby blanket as a makeshift skirt because no pants
[text] We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead⊠I just rolled off and tapped out.Â
[text] Like alphabetically, Iâd say a t?
[text]Â Iâm sorry if throwing up in the back of your dadâs car ruined our friendship :(
[text]Â there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night singing karaoke and drink out of juice cartons. donât judge me.
[text]Â I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesnât need it today.
[text] Do you know where I am?
[text] My wedding is in 5 hours and I have no idea where I am. Help!
[text]Â We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would get a piggy back ride home. Iâve never been so broken.
[text]Â Is âhead down ass upâ an appropriate way to say good morning?
[text] That is definitely not healthy, in fact Iâm not sure itâs legal to send that sort of picture?
[text] There isnât enough cookie dough ice cream at home, so Iâll be heartbroken tomorrow instead.
[text] Not sure if I took a nap or went to another dimension
[text] ABORT MISSION! ABORT MISSION! HE IS A TRIPLET, WE DONT NEED TO FIGHT OVER HIM WE CAN HAVE AN ORGY INSTEAD
[text] No no donât leave me, whoâs going to walk me home
[text] She wheeled me home in a trolley and sad she loved me, I think I win.
[text] My dick just got serenaded.
[text] I ate the whole wheel of cheese. Help.
[text] Iâve been hiding under the bed for the past 20 minutes, and now theyâre getting into it and itâs a little too late for me to jump out and surprise them. So expect a live sex updates
[text] The fridge is fully stocked. Iâm either hallucinating or this is a miracle
[text] I need you to help me clean the house because I have visitors in less than an hour???
[text] Your brother is at the front door- WHAT DO I SAY?!
[text] Itâs all fun and games till someone says youâre so pretty they could punch you and they, you know, punch you
[text] Iâm in A&E but I donât really know why
[text] Went to bed with a 10, just about woke up with a 2 and a half
[text] I think Iâm officially a homewrecker because his wife just walked in screaming and he said itâs not what it looks like. I mean what else could it look like? I wasnât trimming his hairs with my mouth?!
[text] My night ended with me crying in a gutter, I hate you.
[text] Heâs decorated the toilet with his urine. I never want to see him ever again, tell him he has 2 minutes to get out of our house.
[text] Donât talk to me! You tried to trade me for a glass of wine and a cigarette!
[text] I promise Iâll get everyone to jelly wrestle with us xox
[text] I am armed with a crown, a sash and a bouquet of flowers. Donât test me.
[text] I think I got married last night?
[text] I think I got married on impulse last night⊠and after looking a second time, I donât think iâve made any mistakes.
[text] My mouth tastes like poor choices
[text] I didnât let go of the mechanical bull, but they had to pull me off because⊠it was rough just the way I like it and I think that showed?
[text] If I say it was accidental youâll just say Iâm lying
[text] There is an alarming amount of glitter in my⊠everywhere
[text] Youâre my hero
[text] Youâre the worst thing to ever happen to me, thank you
[text] Have you ever had a good idea in your life?
[text] Are we going to end up in the hospital again?
[text] Itâs not a good night if I donât end up crying into your motherâs lap.
[text] Mark my words, your dad will be my sugar daddy, heâll marry me and youâll have to call me momma bear and I will interrupt your sex life with condoms and condiments.
[text] Iâm may be allergic to nuts, but not his.
[text] She high fived me out of pity
[text]Â You walked in wearing nothing but a beekeeper mask
[text] You just walked in, rated their performance, dragged in three other people to clap for them, then walked back out.
[text] You kept calling me baby Jesus and trying to see what wise men had to say about my hairâŠ
[text] I am a responsible adult. I tied up my hair before I puked
[text] I am a responsible adult, I brought home a lost kitten and let it shit in your room
[text] I accidentally talked myself into a threesome, when did I become so smooth?
[text] It may or may not have been your sisterâŠ
[text] It may or may not have been your brotherâŠ
[text] If youâre not coming over with food, donât come over at all
[text] Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My co-worker is talking to me about her birds having sex againâŠ
[text]Â IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
[text] Buy me a helicopter, I will give you the last slice of pizza. pls. this is important. okay maybe the crust?
[text]Â Letâs never forget the time I met you while you were running down the street naked and in handcuffs.
[text] I tried to put lipstick on my eyeballs, help.
[text] I told her my cum counts as protein shake and she sent a text to my gran saying I ate her cat.
[text]Â If you donât fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute weâre alone in your room, Iâm returning you to the boyfriend store
[text] I accidentally sexted your mum, Iâm sorry xox
[text]Â There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
[text] I feel like youâre pretending I didnât bail you out of jail last night for trying to staple a cushion to the top of their car so you had a âcomfy place to sitâ
[text] You climbed the fence and then started crying because you were scared of hamsters, I really donât know what you took, but you need a babysitter.
[text] Â I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a âletâs fuckâ way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of âlet me wash your hairâ way.
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"It wasnât me." Â Â Â Â Spoiler alert: it might have been her. Â But she may have hidden the evidence.
     Nikolai arched an eyebrow, barely managing to contain a grin. "For someone who didn't do something, you're looking a little bit guilty."
     âLove is for children.â
Independent RP Blog for Nikolai Romanoff.
â Rule!63 version of Natasha Romanoff
â Canon compliant. Mun has knowledge of both comics and the MCU.Â
â Mun has 15+ Years of Roleplay experience across different platforms. 4 Years on Tumblr
â Open to all verses, fandoms and OCs. Fellow genderswaps loved.
â Multi-verse and multi-ship. Will play m/f or m/m ships.Â
â Serious or cracky RP loved
â Para/Gif-chat/Text RP/One liners
â Mun is 21+
â Â Occasional NSFW. Smut only with muns over 18.
Post-CATWS AU
âł Bucky struggles with his memories and looks up on the internet what damage the Winter Soldier -he- has done.
Clint had been afraid that Nikolai wouldnât agree, that heâd insist on taking him to the Russians, and he breathed a sigh of relief when Nikolai pulled out the key to the cuffs. He grinned, shaking his head as Nikolai unlocked the cuffs.
"Trust me, I definitely donât plan on betraying you." He rubbed at his wrists, giving Nikolai a grateful smile, then motioned Nikolai forward. âSo, about what you were doing earlierâŠ"
"Which part are we talking about, little bird?" Nikolai smirked and leaned back, pressing back against him again. "Perhaps we should find another venue. My people will be along within a few hours and we might want to be elsewhere."
It was possible that Nikolai was half teasing. But there was a sense of desperation. If they were to escape, they needed to be quick. But Nikolai was loathe to move from his position.
"And we could definitely use that information."
When heâd first woken up, getting the collar off had been foremost on his mind, but the longer he wore it, the more its weight became more comfortable, and he swallowed against it, feeling it slide over his skin.
"Yeah. You might have to take it off me in public. I donât really think the higher-ups in SHIELD would be so keen on it, but just us? In private? Hell yeah."
A shiver went through him at the thought of being collared and kept as Nikolaiâs pet. He lifted his chin, licking his lips. âWhat do you say? We got a deal?" He really hoped so, because he was starting to get turned on again and heâd be much more willing this time if Nikolai wanted to fuck again.
Nikolai took a breath and released it. It was too much of a temptation to resist. After another moment's thought, he reached into his back pocket for the key to the cuffs. Leaning over Clint, he paused before the key slipped into the lock.
"If you betray me, little Hawk, they will need to use your dental records to identify your body."Â
He smirked and turned the key, the cuffs opening with a click. Nikolai tensed, ready to move if it looked like Clint was going to attack.
Clint could see that his words were tempting, causing Nikolai to think and consider them, and he grinned slightly. âBecause they trust me, and my handler actually listens to me. I can talk him into giving you a chance. Itâd help a lot if you had some information to trade."
His grin widened a little and he tugged against the handcuffs keeping him secured to the bed. âWhat do you say, huh? Iâll even let you keep the collar on me."
Those words surprised him but oh, he really did mean that. He actually liked the collar. Wow.
"I have a good deal of information." The Spider was one of their top assassins. Second only to the Winter Soldier. SHIELD be gaining a major asset.Â
Clint's offer to continue wearing the collar sent a wave of desire through him. He had thought that Clint would have the collar removed the moment they returned to his home base. It hadn't occurred to him that the Hawk would want to keep it.
"You want to keep the collar, little bird?"
Clintâs dick throbbed with aching want, and he gasped, arching slightly as Nikolaiâs fingers raked over his side. âYou can try to break me, but itâll never happen."
Except he couldnât be certain that he would be able to resist, and the thought of it scared him. âYouâre gonna be my prisoner? Theyâll never buy it."
He breathed out a slow breath, closing his eyes. âYou donât have to do this, you know. You could just come back with me now, âcause youâre right. SHIELD would love to see a former Russian assassin on their payroll." He opened his eyes and smirked slightly. âAnd you could fuck me whenever you like."
"With you reprogrammed, I think they'll buy anything you try to sell them." Nikolai's fingers continued to stroke over Clint's sides, enjoying the feel of muscles under his fingertips.
Clint's words had Nikolai freezing, fingers going still. Clint was offering to take him to SHIELD. Without the reprogramming. He was giving him a way out. But what Clint didn't know was, it wasn't that simple. If he defected...
But the temptation was there. SHIELD couldn't be worse than what he dealt with in the Red Room.
"What guarantee do I have that your people won't just toss me into the deepest cell and throw away the key?"
That had been before heâd realized that Nikolai was the enemy, before heâd woken up with the solid weight of a collar around his neck, before heâd realized that he was in deep shit because if the Spiderâs masters had an interest in Clint, it could only mean one thing â they wanted to recruit him.
Clint just barely managed to suppress a shiver as Nikolaiâs breath ghosted over his jaw, because oh, that felt ridiculously good and made his dick jump in his pants. His Adamâs apple bobbed at that slight brush of lips, and he exhaled softly, then gave a sharp shake of his head.
"No way. Fuck you. I already gave up to you once, but you can tell your masters to go fuck themselves with a rusty nail spike," he spat.
Nikolai could feel the way Clint's body betrayed him. The hardness pressing against his ass. His own body ached for it. With Clint in that position, it would be so easy to take advantage. To strip and sink down on his cock.
The problem was, Nikolai would prefer if Clint were a willing participant. Or, at the very least, a bit more compliant.
The Spider sighed and sat up, looking down at the captured bird. "I didn't expect you to make it easy. You will be broken and reprogrammed. Once they are satisfied with your progress, you will be reintegrated into SHIELD. Taking me with you as well."
He smirked, fingers raking over Clint's side. "I will be your prisoner, but SHIELD will certainly see the value of having a former Russian assassin on their payroll."
Oh, jeez, that was just torture right there, that rocking backwards thing Nikolai was doing, because Clint sowanted to rock his hips up to meet him. But no. He was stronger than his baser urges, and he took a deep breath, squeezing his eyes closed so he couldnât see Nikolaiâs tempting face. Because if he continued to stare into those baby blues with that glint of steel, heâd be utterly and totally fucked.
And not just in the good way.
"Yeah, youâd like that, wouldnât you?" he muttered through gritted teeth. Just relax, the guy says. Ha! Fat chance of that, buddy.
Except, if he squirmed, trying to buck Nikolai off of him, it didnât help the situation. It just seemed a lot like he was rubbing back against him to get some friction. Which was totally not the case. Nope. He was stronger than his baser urges, remember?
Just hours before, Clint had been completely okay with giving into his baser urges. However, Nikolai couldn't quite blame him for wanting to resist. The conditions weren't exactly ideal. Clint was a prisoner and Nikolai knew what his masters had in mind. A new trainee for the Red Room. One that can be integrated back into SHIELD once they were finished with him. It would be the perfect way to destroy their enemy from the inside out.
Nikolai leaned down, breath ghosting over Clint's jaw. "I wouldn't recommend fighting, Mr. Barton. It'll be easier for you if you just give up to us." A slight brush of his lips. "But, either way, you don't have a choice."
Open RP
"She took my dog, man."
Nikolai looked up from his lunch when Clint came into the cafeteria. "Do you want to start from the beginning or am I supposed to guess what happened?"
Clint let out a mental curse as Nikolai straddled his waist because shit, his body sure shook off its sluggishness in a hurry. âThey usually areâŠ" His voice trailed off into a soft sigh as Nikolaiâs lips touched his skin, and shit, he had better control over himself than this!
Fucking get it together, Barton.
The codename startled him, helped him focus a little more on something other than the half-hardening of his cock and the threadiness of his pulse. âShit. Youâre the Spider?" Oh, he was good and fucked â and not in the fun way. Heâd read intel on the Spider before, enough to know that he didnât want to tangle with the guy. Except he hadnât been expecting the Spider to be so damned hot.
Nikolai rocked backwards, feeling the growing hardness. It would still be hours before a team would come to extract them. Until then, Nikolai would be able to deal with Barton as he wished. Not that he had any illusions Barton would give in easily.
"It's a pleasure to meet you, Agent Barton. I would say it's a shame we couldn't meet under better circumstances, but I'm actually quite happy with them. It's going to be just the two of us for awhile, so you might want to just relax."
Disoriented didnât even begin to describe how Clint felt as he cast a confused glance around the unfamiliar room. His mouth felt like somebody had stuffed it full of cotton, and he frowned when he heard Nikolaiâs voice. The cool metal of the collar shifted...
Nikolai grinned and slipped onto the bed, throwing a leg over Clint to straddle his waist. "I will admit, I'm surprised how easy it was. I thought SHIELD agents were supposed to be better than this."
He leaned down, lips touching the spot on Clint's neck under the collar. "They call me the Spider."
Disoriented didnât even begin to describe how Clint felt as he cast a confused glance around the unfamiliar room. His mouth felt like somebody had stuffed it full of cotton, and he frowned when he heard Nikolaiâs voice. The cool metal of the collar shifted against his skin as he turned his head, and he blinked. âWhat the hell did you do to me?"
Oh, this was baaaad with a capital B, and he reached up, trying to tug at the collar. So very bad.
"Don't try to take it off. I'm the only one who can remove it. And I'm not planning on doing that any time soon, Agent Barton."Â
Nikolai rolled to his feet, moving closer to the bed. "I am sorry I had to do this, but you're presence has been requested by my masters." The Spider smirked, his gaze raking over Clint's body. He had dressed the archer for transport to the safe house, but he did remember exactly what he looked like under that tux.
M!A: Double Agent (Open)
"Not badâŠ" One could almost hear the smirk in the voice coming from behind him. Not bad. Only one woman would call that shot not bad.
Drifting closer, Jamie came to stand beside him, frowning as she leaned back against the wall. âI thought you were going to wait for me this morning. You knowâŠmy finally agreeing to talk to FuryâŠgive this SHIELD thing a try. What happened?"
The Bride's voice had him looking over his shoulder at her. He had allowed her to sleep, dragging himself from her side reluctantly. Nikolai couldn't believe they were here, together. The two of them working side by side to bring SHIELD down.
He didn't answer her. Instead, he laid the firearm down and moved toward her, an arm slipping around her waist to steal a quick kiss.
"I thought I'd let you sleep a little while longer."