Kretty Kretin

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Maybe the show can have lesbian representation that isn’t between a sex offender and the core member of her victim’s sole support network, who she also bullied in the past!

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As an actual lesbian let me just say: this ship fucking sucks. They have zero chemistry, it’s a bully/victim ship, Pretty is always tearing Kaeloo down, Pretty sexually assaulted one of Kaeloo’s closest friends (the one Kaeloo is ACTUALLY in love with!) multiple times…

I bet this was sent in by some horny adult man that lives in his parents’ basement and ships any two female/femme nb characters not because they actually work as a couple, but because he thinks lesbians are “hot” and has a fetish for us. Fucking gross. 🤮

Fellow lesbian here, seconded

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Putting aside the general grossness of Pretty being shipped with Kaeloo I think that if we get lesbian characters our best bet would be new characters if we ever get a season 6 because I wouldn’t wish dating Pretty on my worst enemy, and I definitely wouldn’t want some poor girl to end up stuck with her

Shit that’s a much better idea than shipping Pretty with an OC

Just ship Pretty with your OC or some shit leave my “girl” Kaeloo alone she doesn’t fucking deserve this 😭

Hey guys! Remember that time Kaeloo took an embarrassing picture of Pretty to publicly humiliate her? (As a form of revenge because Pretty non-consensually took photos of her butt to post online and ridicule her for having cellulite?)

How romantic!

And look at these hearts! Evidently they don’t symbolize that Kaeloo is getting likes from cyberbullies who are reveling in Pretty’s shame, they mean Kaeloo likes Pretty!

This is what a Kretty Kretin sounds like when they use out of context screenshots to support their ship.

Why do Kretty kretins add blushes to the screenshots they redraw when there's no blushing in the original (unlike Kaechat, which actually does make Kaeloo blush)?

Is it because they know that the original work doesn't support their Kretty krap?

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I wish the Kaelat handholding scene from the Sock Hunt episode had been more explicit and clearly defined because like. Are Kaeloo and Mr. Cat officially a couple now? Have the dreams of every Kaeloo fan on the planet finally come true?

Hey guys! Remember that time the person who constantly body shamed Kaeloo had a conversation where Kaeloo admitted that she felt vulnerable about her body and wished she had a body more like Pretty's - a popular social media influencer who is noted for her body in universe - and then Pretty spread Kaeloo's secret to the boy they both like in an attempt to shame her?

Yeah, Kaeloo totally belongs with Pretty and not with Mr. Cat, who always encourages her to feel positive about herself and shut down Pretty's attempts to body shame her.

This is what a Kretty Kretin sounds like when they take scenes out of context for their "ship".

I really just need to draw Bad K and Pretty as a couple. Let's ignore the fact that they haven't had a single positive interaction with each other in the 14 years that this show has been on air, they've hardly interacted at all, and their only interactions so far have been Bad K beating Pretty up with none of the tenderness and love between them that Bad K has with Mr. Cat.

Don't worry, I'll put in the tags that it's OOC. Because it is.

#kaeloo #kaetty #kretty #this one's going in the cringe compilation

Kretty: the ship so good it can only get notes by having OP and their weird friend who draws porn of the characters spam its content with comments <3

Look everyone! Kaeloo is asking Pretty if she has a crush on anyone! Never mind the fact that being gossipy is established as a trait of Kaeloo's personality this season, and Kaeloo herself specifies that it's purely for gossip purposes in the very next scene! Or the fact that Pretty clearly says that the answer is no!

This is what a Kretty kretin sounds like when they use out of context screenshots to justify their crappy "ship".

rewatching the series again

no platonic reason for this

This is what a Kretty kretin sounds like when they take out of context screenshots and use them as "evidence" for their ship.

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Kretty kretins will look at Kaeloo and Mr. Cat, a canon queer ship with lots of love between them and a relationship that despite its occasional toxicity is fundamentally built on trust and being able to see past each other's facades and being able to be vulnerable with each other, and reject it for a ship that puts a bully with the victim whose self-esteem they tore down AND manages to ship a sex offender with their victim's love interest. What a great ship! /s

rewatching the series again

no platonic reason for this

This is what a Kretty kretin sounds like when they take out of context screenshots and use them as "evidence" for their ship.

Shipping Kaeloo and Mr. Cat with Pretty is such a great idea! Kaeloo and Mr. Cat are two people who grow to love and trust each other over time and let down the walls they put up around each other and are a great slowburn. Also, Pretty sexually assaulted Mr. Cat multiple times and spent several episodes trying to break Kaeloo down while Mr. Cat built her back up and protected her from Pretty. Pretty clearly belongs here! Forcing an abuse victim with no family to share his love interest, who is also his best friend, with his abuser is so cute!

This is what Kretty Kretins sound like when they suggest polyamory as a "solution" to Pretty clearly not belonging with Kaelat.