#kretty

[krettykretin]

Hey guys! Remember that time the person who constantly body shamed Kaeloo had a conversation where Kaeloo admitted that she felt vulnerable about her body and wished she had a body more like Pretty's - a popular social media influencer who is noted for her body in universe - and then Pretty spread Kaeloo's secret to the boy they both like in an attempt to shame her?

Yeah, Kaeloo totally belongs with Pretty and not with Mr. Cat, who always encourages her to feel positive about herself and shut down Pretty's attempts to body shame her.

This is what a Kretty Kretin sounds like when they take scenes out of context for their "ship".

[cartoons-and-vodka]

Honorable redraw of this gay ass moment from the show 👏🏻🌈💕

[randomnessunlimitedblog]

What do you think of Kaetty/Kretty?

It’s gross and disgusting and weird.

First off, there’s the fact that Pretty bullies Kaeloo. And this isn’t friendly teasing like what happens between the main four - you could argue that Kaeloo’s treatment of Stumpy is also bullying but (at least until season 3) Kaeloo seems unaware of how badly she’s affecting Stumpy and seems to perceive it as mere friendly joking around, and is shocked to find out that he thinks of it otherwise. No, Pretty viciously bullies Kaeloo in every way. She publicly humiliates her on TV. She fat shames her. She constantly tries to tear down Kaeloo’s self esteem. Why would you ship them?

Then there’s the other main problem, which is Mr. Cat. Mr. Cat is an abuse victim who had the courage to run away and build a life for himself and now he’s finally happy with Kaeloo. The main four are his only support system and Kaeloo is evidently the person he’s closest to in his life, as well as his love interest. Do you really want to be shipping his love interest with someone who sexually assaulted him on multiple occasions and stalked and harassed him repeatedly? Bffr.

[doubleduckavenger]

What do you think of Kaetty/Kretty?

To put it politely, I'd say it's a minority opinion for a good reason.

To put it more bluntly, I'd say that if I was fasting I'd just think of Kretty so I could lose my appetite.

[fsanalikesart]

Ew wtf why is there so much Kretty garbage in the Kaeloo tags I’m going to be physically ill where did the normal people in this fandom go

[dimotu]

Okay then LOL I wonder if Kaeloo would pr0n de Mrchat I wonder if kaeloo would do Thing like leaker of IP address because there she would have done it and what kills me the most is literally that you say that season 1 is not hot so Too bad the Series does just exist Not frankly Jay is frankly a Person that I will have fun exposing in My Future Video For the shit that this person because literally harassment leak of serious IP and you will tell me that we are at fault of your shit and here it is for these things We already hate you weird when Dolly did this drama queen you got in his camp without telling you fault that I meddle in their business then on your server LOL being banned for having done Nothing frankly you say we’re stupid but then you but you’re the worst of the race for doing shit and making a well-hidden video so that we can see nothing remove the comments because lol he’s telling the truth and in addition thanks to kaeloo Fanclub tumb for warning mitsuri why you would have DM and your conv Be stop since December to go weird talk it weird that people close to random as long time friends and it’s weird as soon as we talk about your NSFW stuff on AO3 and Fanart Chelou a bah la you say shit he saw it

Jay: Well Well I won’t bother you more than that as Random turned your brain there Con of your Death la What do you mean what by

Jay:et Oui bah brief bye

Unfriends someone

Mash really must be a drop to not assume this shit and put people in a drama to also tell him this version of the Facts can’t wait to interview all this beautiful World for my Video

this person has caused literally harassment leak from serious IP and you're going to tell me that there are people who believe that this 28 chick who's soon to be in her thirties is complaining about Child in fandom and Other because it's not that vision even Kaeloo weirdly has that same build

Yes I Have see some photo of Jay LOL

But I Won’t Post It anywhere I will Make a Document for all Shitting The Person did Oh Yeah I Forgot here are the other

@electropath @grandiosetirade

Dimotu OUT

[krettykretin]

Kretty: the ship so good it can only get notes by having OP and their weird friend who draws porn of the characters spam its content with comments <3

[krettykretin]

Look everyone! Kaeloo is asking Pretty if she has a crush on anyone! Never mind the fact that being gossipy is established as a trait of Kaeloo's personality this season, and Kaeloo herself specifies that it's purely for gossip purposes in the very next scene! Or the fact that Pretty clearly says that the answer is no!

This is what a Kretty kretin sounds like when they use out of context screenshots to justify their crappy "ship".