Lost In Pixie Dust

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[vee-dmsr]

[arbitraryfuck]

[monimoonn]

You really just have to add Zombies to literally any piece of media and I will eat it up like a starving man no questions asked.

[maneater2008]

as a liberal,i can confirm this is accurate n this is what i visualize exactly

[ballwizard]

[kirbyofthestars]

my great aunt insisted kirby get his own seat

[relelvance]

[linoone]

[lindsaychrist]

[post-store]

$17.99

[depsidase]

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

POV you’re in an economics class

[lesbianshepard]

the funniest hp lovecraft story is the one where some guy’s family offended an evil wizard who then cursed his entire family saying that all the men would die before they hit like 30. the protagonist is going crazy trying to find a spell to break the curse and then the big reveal was that the wizard was literally just breaking into their house and killing them himself. 

[firstborn-of-akatosh-deactivate]

This is missing my favorite detail, namely that the evil wizard is named ‘Charles Le Sorcerer’.

[normal-horoscopes]

CHUCK WIZARDS CURSE OF SHOOT YOU IN THE FACE

[titleknown]

For reference, the story is The Alchemist, and you can read it here.

…Also, @randomitemdrop, this probably fits your tag for spells/curses.

[randomitemdrop]

Spell: Curse of Break Into Your House & Shoot You

[amygdalae]

kudos to whatever medical professional named it "toxic shock syndrome". Not once have I forgotten a tampon change and I fully attribute this to whoever gave tss that fucking terrifying name. No way in hell am I gonna find out what that shit is like

[thecutestlittlebunbunfairy]

Merry Christmas y'all

[space-owl]

Let’s be honest; he needs WAY more than just three ghosts! 500 at least

[rolanslide]

this is the original image and I'm fucking obsessed

[snout]

what are these “shower thoughts” everybody’s talking about, i dont think about anything in the shower, my mind is completely blank as i douse my body in scalding hot water and stare at a wall

[boymiffy]

i was put on this earth to say hiii and sleep that is all

[decamarks]

To Mario

Auhfeiuh euyfi efjah aug eweu. Ufeygfi Tfeukfh uef euifka! Yfgkesheu YU efof Hfeuwue seu ef aufheilaskdfeef Ueiufgeiuhereiu gfodsihneu eufheisuh! eieug egoeaine ieg.

From Peach

[cerastes]

Peach: “This edible ain’t shit.”

Peach, 15 minutes later:

[topherchris]