MAGE RAGE

Here be a gaming nerd with a strong affinity for cats, dragons, magic and sarcasm. And from time to time I even draw stuff.

[deutsche-bahn]

Es ist Conquest-Zeit :)

Nächste Woche werden wir in Niedersachsen auf nem Acker stehen und mit ein paar tausend Leuten Verkleiden spielen. Wir werden im Tross lagern, und ich habe ein paar Aufnäher zum Verkauf eingepackt:

Nicht total Larp-themed, aber close enough.

Meine Freunde haben ebenfalls Verkaufswaren dabei, inkl. Bienenwachskerzen, selbst geschnitzte Knöpfe und Löffel, Zündhölzer, und einem kompletten Gemischtwarenladen der sein eigenes Zelt braucht.

Und wenn das alles nicht reicht habe ich noch meinen Wahrsagebeutel dabei, um Leuten ihre zUuuUkuNFt zu verkaufen

[silvermoon424]

This tweet read me to filth

[girldraki]

kind of harmonically beautiful

[funky-insanitear]

[pocketss]

distressing things to say to your friends

[sbeep]

Getting back into the digital groove after a short time away

[r-b3033]

...sketching getting out of hand.

I have an upcoming trip and a week without drawing sounds dreadful :'D A break for my hand, at least.

[peregrinethegryphon]

I made something cursed but hopefully helpful to artists.

[guccifloralsuits]

If THE modern translator of the OG Odyssey text wrote this about my film adaptation I’d kill myself

Emily Wilson you’re goated

[deutsche-bahn]

Teetrinker 3 & 4

[deutsche-bahn]

Teetrinker 5 & 6

[animentality]

[dernisseznirp]

Ich weiß Merz muss förmlicherweise was zum Anschlag auf den CSD in Berlin sagen, aber Junge, halt einfach deine Fresse. Deine Politik macht den CSD so nötig wie lange nicht.

[unscharf-an-den-raendern]

"Ein Angriff auf unsere Gesellschaft"

Fritze, halt's Maul, du bist der Angriff auf unsere Gesellschaft!

[benztonite]

Berliner CSD abgebrochen - mutmaßlich Fahrzeug in Menschenmenge gefahren

In Berlin ist der Christopher Street Day abgebrochen worden. Laut Polizei ist mutmaßlich ein Fahrzeug in eine Menschenmenge gefahren, mehrer

https://www.tagesschau.de/eilmeldung/eilmeldung-9446.html

[deutsche-bahn]

Teetrinker 1 & 2

[spicyraeman]

I <3 buff women

[depsidase]

[unicorncryptid]

"my life isn't a crime, I'm not one of those people -"

"you sure? new parameters for Those People just dropped. check again."

[lizardywizard]

And if you truly cannot imagine this, if you're convinced that it will never happen to you, consider this one thing.

Would you want scammers to know the state of your loved one's dementia?

[homunculus-argument]

More random tropes that I fucking love: Becoming the mask you wore.

Like oh shit, this character who was sent to spy somewhere under a false identity suddenly realises they've started to genuinely become the person they claimed to be? Someone who's been telling the same lies about who they are for so long that they're actually forgetting that the story isn't true? Finding themselves genuinely doing the things they pretend to do in front of people, when they're alone and nobody's watching? Answering to a name that wasn't supposed to be theirs without thinking?

Ooohh-hoh-hoh, you lost track of yourself in pretending to be someone else? You were only supposed to impersonate somebody, a plausible background and a name you came up with on the spot, and now that the people you were supposed to infiltrate have become your true companions? You lost yourself in the game you played, and no you no longer know who you truly are, and where your true loyalties lie? And both sides would mark you a traitor if you came out with the truth. On a scale of one to ten, how bad did you fuck up.

Fuck that is a good trope. Never seen it done badly. Pour that shit on a table and I'll chop it into lines and snort it.