I was watching Taron’s Eddie the Eagle interviews and it must have been so annoying and hurtful to hear people bring up his body image. I loved his body in the first Kingsman and I love his body even more now, it’s lovely. Do you have any fave pics and/or gifs of his body? (Not sexual, obviously, we’re respectful here 😉)
*clears throat respectfully* Okay, friends, buckle up.
Knowing what Taron has said about his body, how he thought he was ‘fat’ as Eddie and Elton, there have been many times I wished I could throttle the man. Lovingly. I know that Hollywood has set the standard for men just as ridiculously high as for women and Taron has to feel that pressure. Male bodies should be toned, very obviously muscular, fat-free with a six-pack and hairless, unless of course the character isn’t supposed to be sexy. But, my goodness, are those standards ever wrong.
Sure, when Taron played Eggsy in Kingsman 1 and was as toned and lean as he could be, it wasn’t exactly an unattractive thing.
Fact is, if this look was easy for Taron to maintain and he wanted to, I’d be fine with it. Dude looks phenomenal. But you know what look I love just as much, maybe even more?
I don’t use the word often so savor this: Taron looked incredibly sexy in Rocketman.
I’m sure that by Hollywood standards, this is considered unattractive and he’s not supposed to be sexy, but my goodness, he is. I don’t know a single guy in ‘real life’ who looks even half this good because real, average people don’t have six-packs and bulging biceps.
When Taron returned to Kingsman, it’s very clear that he once again worked hard to look a certain way, and, again, he looks outrageously good.
Taron just has a ridiculously attractive body, no matter how hard he works for it. He’s broad, naturally muscular and buff, and I don’t think there’s ever been a guy I liked who’s body I appreciated as much as his. Oh goodness, is there any way that sentence can be read respectfully? I’m really trying. I do mean that in a totally non-sexual way. He just looks incredible.
He mentioned many times having to re-shoot a ‘topless’ scene for Robin Hood and frequently commented on how he should have been training rather than eating or doing what he was doing. But if that is the result of him not working very hard… boy, feel free to slack more often.
Alright, I have made my points. Now, a collection
And with that, I rest my case.
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