Kristin Rowan

Comedian. "Aggressively unfunny" according to the internet.

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One of my favorite sets.

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Dream come true

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I've bombed a couple times this week (which I swear is rare!) but then afterwards I get so many genuine compliments. People like it when I fail I guess.

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What celebrating the 4th was like this year...

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It's a party in the USA

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Sometimes I make this face apparently.

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what if on Taskmaster one of the contestants died in the middle of filming a task but after doing enough of the task for it to be deemed complete so since there was nothing in the rules to say you had to be alive throughout they allowed it. & then all the other contestants bombed so badly that the dead person won the task and in the studio Greg was there like 'wow you all managed to do worse than Christine and she was dead for most of it'

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I keep watching Kevin Hart's Funny AF waiting for someone to say Winston looks like Drew Carrey and no one has yet?!

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I did not realize how quickly I would feel old. I remember in elementary school I had to line up in the front office to use a landline telephone. Now my kid does not even have our home phone number memorized. Because we don't have one. It's just my cell phone.

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Being a mom means having to take random pop quizzes all the time. Like "what is your kid's middle name?"

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WHY IS PROTEIN EVERYWHERE NOW?!

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This clip on youtube only gets views when people search for "spanking" and it amuses me that someday if I ever get famous and people are asked how they found me this is what they'll have to say.

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For some reason tp rolls keep getting bigger and bigger. I think they should get smaller. -says the mom who just had to unclog the toilet AGAIN because my kid is overconfident in how much can be flushed in one go down the toilet.

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One of the most fun roast battles I've been a part of.

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When Malcolm in the Middle came out I always identified with Malcolm. I've become Lois.

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I probably have like three banana breads worth of crumbs in my car.

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I'm not trans, but if I was I'm worried I would look like JD Vance