Boys Will Be Boys

"Polly wants a cracker. I think I should get off her first. I think she wants some water to put out the blow torch" Kristopher Atchley ✞ 19

[shennig28]

Shady? I’m not acting shady at all. But I mean if that’d make you feel better sure you can take a seat. 

[kristopheratchley]

I'm just kidding around, do you always take everyone so seriously?

Don't mind if I do.

[willowtalbot]

As always, it seems. I assume you are too?

[kristopheratchley]

Yeah, sometimes I just like to get away, yanno?

[shennig28]

What’s it to you?

[kristopheratchley]

Don't act so shady, I just wanted to know if I could sit here. I fucking hate sitting alone- everyone thinks you're some weirdo who can't make friends.

[kristopheratchley]

You here alone?

[indie-punk]

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[kristopheratchley]

Serial Killer, Lana Del Rey

Baby, I'm a sociopath Sweet serial killer On the warpath 'Cause I love you Just a little too much

[willowtalbot]

Oh.

Cute. I’m sorry, I should have gotten that. Um. I’m Willow.

[kristopheratchley]

Kris, it's nice to meet you.

[fuckingangela2]

Awesome, let me grab my knife.

[kristopheratchley]

At least that could add to your little bad bitch persona.

[kristopheratchley]

Ugly || Kris & Angela

[fuckingangela2]

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[kristopheratchley]

A deep chuckle escaped Kris' lips as he wiped the reminisce of his hidden addiction before turning to face Angela. Eyes sunken and hollow to match the bags under his eyes, Kris hadn't slept all night. "My sister was a replaceable toy," he said, his groggy mind unable to come up with better reasoning "but you Ange, you're not. You're like a collectible- And collectibles lose value when you take them out of the box."

His eyes traced over every inch of Angela's body, inspecting her as she asked him what to do. "The real question is how awake do you want to be?" Reaching into his pocket Kris swiftly pulled out a small silver case, it's contents a junkie's dream. "Usually I offer party favors, but then again this definitely isn't the usual fucking situation." Kris' actions came across boyish, like a child wanting to play doctor.

"I like the dress though, did you get that special just for me? Or did you just rob some little girl?" The amount of amusement that crossed his features overpowered any of the routine flirting that was his M.O. Kristopher knew the reason why Angela had been bugging him and James to take her along, at least he whole heartily believed he knew, she wanted the attention- Craved in. In the back of his head he felt a jealously that it wasn't his attention she wanted.

Kris wrapped his fingers around his camera, looking through the sight as if it was a loaded gun. "Don't seem so tense, it's just a picture." He said, pulling his metaphorical trigger. 

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[kristopheratchley]

Paint It Black, The Rolling Stones

I see the girls walk by dressed in their summer clothes I have to turn my head until my darkness goes

[jade-cameron-deactivated2014112]

That is just plane catchy, but let me guess you also have issues with Nirvana? Or the Pixies…

[kristopheratchley]

Don't tell me you're one of those boring people who believes Kurt Cobain was a musical genius too precious for this world? I was always more into Billy Corgan.

[willowtalbot]

I-I, um. I don’t know…?

[kristopheratchley]

It's okay, I was joking.

[jade-cameron-deactivated2014112]

Do you have something against the Ramones?

[kristopheratchley]

Yeah. I mean, hey oh let's go, it's just riveting.

[fuckingangela2]

Call me mom one more time and I’ll castrate you and eat your dick for breakfast.

[kristopheratchley]

Lucky for me that's the exact kink I've been suppressing all these years. 

[claudia-caine-deactivated201410]

Shut up- I’m sure that’s not true.

[kristopheratchley]

You're right. My other talents include charming the ladies, and eating a whole tofu burger in under a minute. You got any hidden talents?

[fuckingangela2]

Semantics. What happened to the Walkman days when things were simpler?

Please don’t hurt my feelings. All I ever did was love you.

[kristopheratchley]

Are you going to lecture me on how vinyl will always sound better than cds next, Mom?

[fuckingangela2]

I think that’s the sweetest thing you’ve ever said to me. iPod, uPod, what’s the difference anyway?

[kristopheratchley]

Ah, one doesn't fucking exist. 

Don't get used to it, I'm sure I can drum up some insults to counteract the niceness.

[madison-warner-deactivated20170]

Boys who don’t like Marvin Gaye aren’t my type. 

[kristopheratchley]

So gay guys in their early forties are your thing?