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My Gloryhammer tattoo <3
Space 1993: Into the Angusverse
One of my (many many many many many) cherished things about the music video to "He Has Returned" is how Angus spends 90% of his screentime with the Prince getting Carried Around.
Their first meeting when he was a child? Carried. Their second meeting after putting Tooley back together? Carried. The bit where they dive into the portal after Proletius's sickass guitar solo? Carried. Those few precious moments after he frees Tooley from the influence of the Knife of Evil? Guess what, CARRIED.
That second one wasn't even necessary. The Prince just took him on a romantic moonlit flight for funsies. He took one look at this tiny green thing with a hammer, went "is anyone going to just Carry Him Around?" and didn't wait for an answer.
I fully believe that Angus just has to get used to being Randomly Picked Up every once in a while because your walking speed is suboptimal and you grow weary faster than I do. Come here. It is more practical this way.
(It's just an excuse and we all know it. Emotional support princeling.)
Angus trips over something one time and the Hootsman helps him stand up. The Prince immediately wants to punt the guy into the orbit and doesn't even understand why until later because excuse me sir, I'm the only one allowed to Pick Him Up.
Shit, there's even a fic about this (which I treasure dearly).
Angus McFife, second of his name, prince of Dundee, The Portable.
Angus II: Sooooo the Starlords are back and they're so pissed that they're gonna erase this entire timeline from reality. They were going to do that anyway bc it's an anomaly which shouldn't exist, but us fucking around with the artifacts of power just gave them an excuse.
Angus II: that means that nothing we did ever mattered. We could've defeated you and they would've destroyed the timeline anyway. The wizards could've failed to save me from the nuclear blast and the Starlords would've destroyed the timeline anyway. Everything we did was for nothing. We were all irreversibly fucked the moment Alpha-1 deployed that bomb. It's your fault. All of this is YOUR FUCKING FAULT.
Zargothrax Alpha-1: ACKCHUALLY ☝️🤓 it's your da's fault because he didn't disarm it on time.
Angus II: NOBODY TOLD YOU TO DROP A FUCKING NUKE ON MY HOUSE.
Zargothrax (the OG): AND NOBODY TOLD DUNDAX TO BULLDOZE MY HOUSE TO BUILD HIS STUPID ASS KINGDOM.
Alpha-1: exactly! So when you think about it long enough, at the end of the day it's all Dundax's fault! \(^_^)/
HAPPY GLORYHAMMER SINGLE RELEASE DAY TO MY PEOPLE
ARE WE HAPPY?
WYHY AM I SCREAMING
Husband's spoiler free recommendation of Codex Alera by Jim Butcher
Yes, all of this is about the same character lmao
Angus McFife Battle Royale!!
Which Angus will win in a fight against the others?
OG Angus I
Angus XIII
Prince Angus II
Angus V
Hootsman/see results
Great work, y'all!
I'll be honest, I was not expecting OG Angus to get that many votes. He's in the middle of the pack for me, since he has the least amount of experience with the Gloryhammer and what it can do.
Angus V, sadly, comes dead last. He doesn't want to fight and is ambiguously cursed (????). Side note: we have no clue what Anstruther's dark prophecy entails and I am SO' curious.
So, it comes down to a tie between Angus II and XIII for me. II is a war machine, raised in it from a very young age, while XIII lives in a galaxy mostly at peace. Not entirely, because there are still forces of chaos, but they seemed to have a handle on things in Space 1992. However, Terrorvortex!XIII would probably win that fight.
That being said, Hootsman raised all of them and he knowns all the dirty tricks XD
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Spoilers for Death Gate Cycle
The inconsistencies in the text and the footnotes are starting to bother me. Some of them are clearly just the authors misremembering certain events: footnote in book five saying an event took place in book one vs. book two - footnote in book three misidentifying it as book four.
Others seriously complicate the timeline (which already doesn't make much sense. The time between the Sundering and when the Sartan started to fail is incredibly vague, that's fine. Samah, in Serpent Mage says they've been Sleeping for nearly a thousand years. But, if the Patryns were in the Labyrinth for a thousand years, then it can't have been long after the Sundering when the Council of Seven went to sleep.
However, Alfred's timeline doesn't match up. He doesn't remember the Sundering, which means his people on Arianus had time to have new generations and he was a young adult when they went to sleep.
Now, this can be answered by time differences between dimensions, which is fair, but no one in the text or the appendices implies that is the case and actions taken in one realm appear to affect others simultaneously, eg. Haplo entering Death's Gate in book one activating the tytans on Pryan and they have to travel enormous distances to reach our protagonists in book two.
Of course, the appendices complicate a lot of things. Book five, specifically. Haplo at the beginning of book six concludes that he will not come back to Arianus and the text backs him up with the sealing of the Labyrinth and Death's Gate in book seven. However, the appendix on the Brotherhood says he got his hands on Ciang's document about the Cursed Blade with no explanation HOW. He must have come back, because Hugh didn't give it to him. Alfred's writings imply he went to Pryan during his "years of traveling Death's Gate" however, Alfred only enters the Gate in book three, gets sent to the Vortex in book four, and doesn't resume traveling Death's Gate until book seven, at the end of which he closes the Gate. Note: I may not fully remember the events but seven is next for me and that may clear things up.
Furthermore, books one though five take place over one year - Alfred didn't have time for years of travel in less than one year.
Update: finished the series again and it made things Worse.
In the second appendix of book seven, Alfred talks about the higher power and the spiritual elements of magic. He makes references back to appendices in books two and three. One of them, discussing Patryn magic, actually gave a date: 1100 or so years into the Patryn imprisonment. Then, he casually mentions that all this academic theorizing took place while running for their lives in a horrible monster-infested magic prison that is sentient and hates them!
It was also disseminated widely enough that it became the basis of Patryn magical theory!!! To emphasize - IN THE MAGICAL PRISON OF SENTIENT DEATH!!!
Ya know, the place where people die so frequently the oldest relative anyone can be aware of is their own father, where children are raised communally because it isn't possible for parents to do it as a single or couple.
I'm so confused, y'all
I love Haplo writing in his diary at the start of book five going, "I wonder what happened to Alfred. Is he safe? What would he think of the things I've done and discovered." He spends the entire fifth book worried about Alfred (in between the almost dying) and getting the nerve up to go look for him in the worst place known to man TM.
Only to finally find him, halfway through book six, chilling in isolation, having not experienced the Horrors TM.
My guy deserved to flip out about it.
Angus McFife Battle Royale!!
Which Angus will win in a fight against the others?
OG Angus I
Angus XIII
Prince Angus II
Angus V
Hootsman/see results
Spoilers for Death Gate Cycle
The inconsistencies in the text and the footnotes are starting to bother me. Some of them are clearly just the authors misremembering certain events: footnote in book five saying an event took place in book one vs. book two - footnote in book three misidentifying it as book four.
Others seriously complicate the timeline (which already doesn't make much sense. The time between the Sundering and when the Sartan started to fail is incredibly vague, that's fine. Samah, in Serpent Mage says they've been Sleeping for nearly a thousand years. But, if the Patryns were in the Labyrinth for a thousand years, then it can't have been long after the Sundering when the Council of Seven went to sleep.
However, Alfred's timeline doesn't match up. He doesn't remember the Sundering, which means his people on Arianus had time to have new generations and he was a young adult when they went to sleep.
Now, this can be answered by time differences between dimensions, which is fair, but no one in the text or the appendices implies that is the case and actions taken in one realm appear to affect others simultaneously, eg. Haplo entering Death's Gate in book one activating the tytans on Pryan and they have to travel enormous distances to reach our protagonists in book two.
Of course, the appendices complicate a lot of things. Book five, specifically. Haplo at the beginning of book six concludes that he will not come back to Arianus and the text backs him up with the sealing of the Labyrinth and Death's Gate in book seven. However, the appendix on the Brotherhood says he got his hands on Ciang's document about the Cursed Blade with no explanation HOW. He must have come back, because Hugh didn't give it to him. Alfred's writings imply he went to Pryan during his "years of traveling Death's Gate" however, Alfred only enters the Gate in book three, gets sent to the Vortex in book four, and doesn't resume traveling Death's Gate until book seven, at the end of which he closes the Gate. Note: I may not fully remember the events but seven is next for me and that may clear things up.
Furthermore, books one though five take place over one year - Alfred didn't have time for years of travel in less than one year.
The Death Gate Cycle is perfect for fans of Good Omens.
We've got good guys who are excessively controlling and bureaucratic. Bad guys who are the same species as the good guys and practically indistinguishable from them.
We've got hereditary enemies to soulmates.
We've got a creepy ten year old.
There's a dog that's much more than it seems to be.
We've even got footnotes!
There's biblical allusions, the eternal struggle between good and evil which ultimately settled on the side of humanity, and SEVEN whole books about.
There's even the apocalypse.
Please read Death Gate Cycle by Weiss and Hickman.
Okay, but the dynamic between Alfred and Haplo is seriously just anxious zoo cheetah & emotional support dog (who is a tsundere)
Concept: Angus McFife (any number) using the Gloryhammer on one of those carnival strength games and blasting the bell at the top clean off.
Hoots demands that it be fixed immediately so that he can do the same thing, but FASTER