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butchniqabi

i know there are the 5 love languages but what about hate languages

butchniqabi

proposed hate languages:

illegally downloading

evil eye

fake friendliness

acts of disservice (ex. slashing tires)

throwing a drink

thebootydiaries

stankonia

obovoid

daumat

people in the notes complaining how it “isn’t that deep” as if gaga is formulating a phd thesis and not literally talking about her experience as a famous woman :/

softdarlingdear

redchrominance

curseworm

psychiatry is for suckers

birf

NOOOOO

sparcky

me, looking back on it all:

antiandrogen

clankrnernes

argumate

literally a quote from Marcus Aurelius

hogcalling

HAD to go and dig for the quote. “sex is the friction of a piece of gut and, following a sort of convulsion, the expulsion of some mucus.” marcus was just being reductive, but purrp takes his analysis one step further: he correctly identifies that sex is stupid

argumate

how can civilisation be in decline when social media abounds with philosophers greater than Marcus Aurelius

lmaonade

How can I sleep when I can hear my pussy fizzing

for the love of god stop sending me this

prussianmemes

i almost forgot this blessed video exists

hazoret

Wait there’s another one of these

dagny-hashtaggart-deactivated20

If memory serves, what happened was that someone took a video of a Ukrainian military band playing some other song and dubbed a realistic-sounding version of A Cruel Angel’s Thesis over it. This proceeded to be everywhere on the internet, enough so that the band that put on the original performance caught wind of it, and decided to capitalize on its popularity by actually performing the song. This video is the latter version.