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[kromatikca]

what if gordon ramsay and guy fieri showed up to the same restaurant at the same time. what then

[everythingispirates]

idk which bisexual needs to hear this but it's okay if you don't have any extra shots or powder. it's okay if your compass doesn't point north. it's okay if people think your sword is made of wood. you are valid <3

[melis-ash]

PERIOD DRAMA APPRECIATION WEEK

Favorite  Character of Color - 2/3: 

Tia Dalma a.k.a. Calypso in Pirates of the Caribbean 2,3

[mrgraveside]

A Pirates of the Caribbean Take Nobody Asked For:

Will may have learnt How To Pirate from Jack, from the first film and that crazy rescue mission (I mean, the last scene at the gallows says everything to me — the hat, the dramatic sword throw, the teamwork with the rope — he’s Jack’s protégé whether he likes it or not) And for a while I thought the same thing about Elizabeth, only then I realised: she didn’t learn piracy from Jack. She learnt it from Barbossa.

She’s always been more ruthless than Will, more efficient, more fierce. Most of the first film, she spent with Barbossa, and she knew he was dangerous. She was exasperated with Jack and underwhelmed by him when they were marooned, and came up with her own plan, completely without his help. She schemes and lies and plays it smart, she’s proud and dignified and she knows it.

If Will was Jack’s unwitting protégé, Barbossa was Elizabeth’s unwitting mentor.

[illmadekn1ght]

I do not apologize for reblogging pirates of the Caribbean stuff at 12:45 am

[everythingispirates]

where's that post about bi m/f couples being peak mlm/wlw solidarity because basically that's what willabeth is about

[rustic-space-fiddle]

A series of Treasure Planet screencap redraws I did! Just finished (as if I’m never gonna do this again lol) the series today. I did the nine main characters and then the last just because I love it. ✨💙

[echo-at-the-pond]

Taking random uquizzes is queer culture.

[dykecas]

Ok guys we can log off now. All that we need to say about supernatural has been said 

[meatmandean]

disagree. this website’s silence on the fact that dean secretly likes ballet enough to be drawn to the cursed ballet shoes that only effect people with an avid appreciation for the craft in episode 7x16 is deafening. that alone should give us three extra days of stuff to talk about.

[dykecas]

every day i think our supernatural tank is out of gas until someone somewhere in the midst of a discombobulated rewatch soups it up with nitro

[speciesofleastconcern]

[hurleyquinnzel]

The entirety of I Don’t Dance from High School Musical 2 is literally about Chad denying that he’s gay because he’s an athlete (also dancing is stereotypically “gay” activity while sports (like baseball and basketball) are typically hyper masculine and therefore hetero) and Ryan trying to prove to him that that doesn’t matter like c'mon guys Ryan goes “you’ll never know if you never try” and Chad says “but there’s just one little thing that stops me every time” thay one little thing is his fear of coming out because he’s an athlete and he’s scared of how his teammates and so on will react because athletes just can’t be gay, right? like it’s so significant that they were playing baseball specifically because “pitching” and “catching” are euphemisms for “topping” and “bottoming” and I probably don’t even have the explain the context of “swinging” (ie. towards men or towards women) also in the scene right before the song actually starts they do that thing with the bat where the put their hands on top of one anothers to see who will bat first. Like guys cmon, a baseball bat is such a phallic symbol (hand jobs my dudes). and literally while chad is swearing up and down that he doens’t dance he eventually starts to dance anyway, which symbolizes him starting to accept himself whilst still being a little wary to really come out? then they even go as far as to switch clothes afterward and are damn near sitting in eachother’s laps with taylor, chad’s “girlfriend,” just kind of awkwardly standing beside them it is so painfully obvious that chad and ryan were supposed to be gay but the writers couldn’t make it truly canon because this was Disney in 2007 so they set ryan up with kelsi even though kelsi was clearly a lesbian and had a crush on sharpay but Chad and Ryan definetely got married after college and adopted a bunch of kids and if anyone disagrees with me on this they’re welcome to take it up with my lawyer

[peeterparkr]

has this been done yet

[sicklywhitedudes]

god have mercy on us all

[lady-redhaired]

Me in 2022 when the pandemic hasn’t ended yet because people don’t know how to act right and I’ve been holed up in my house for three years acquiring a new flavor of crazy, going to open the door for the guy in the hazmat suit that’s come to deliver my groceries

[lew-basnight]

When I was 18, circumstances found me stuck on the family farm for three months, alone with no vehicle. Twice my mom came back for half an hour to drop off food and smokes. There was no internet, only a couple fuzzy broadcast tv stations. Phone calls were expensive. The closest bump on the highway was about 500 people, with a Kwik Trip and some churches. It was about three hours each way. The closest neighbor was a mile away across hills and valleys.

By the end I was wearing a white robe and broad straw hat, carrying a sword, peeing on the lawn, performing magic on the hilltops. I was deep into some wild conspiracy shit and doing a lot of writing, making a lot of mix tapes. I talked intensely with the tv and radio, and developed in-depth relationships with the characters on “Hill Street Blues.”

If I learned anything from the experience, it is this.

Give in to the inevitable craziness right away, and just get comfortable.

[higurashinonakukoronigou-moving]

hold on im begging you for more information

[hulksmashley]

Literally nothing will ever be as satisfying as the 4 minute long fight sequence in Kingsman: The Secret Service, in which Colin Firth mercilessly wastes an entire Westboro Basptist Church like congregation as the guitar solo from Lynard Skynard’s 1973 anthem Freebird plays in the background.

[gentlekingsmen]

[socrappyicoulddie]

This was the best career move Colin Firth ever made

[walkingdorito]

Also had the best line/delivery of any movie ever

[sassyminnesotan]

AMAZING

[niyarest]

sometimes i think thank god tumblr follower count is hidden, people over on twitter let the numbers go to their head so much

also tumblr numbers mean nothing considering thr amount of bot followers

[niyarest]

even funnier when someone on tumblr expects you to treat them as royalty for having a lot of followers like they are not also a tumblr user

[niyarest]

#if you brag of your follower count here it's like announcing your clown shoe size

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

my favorite thing about the furry fandom and how well they treat artists is that eventually some of the most renowned & respected artists of our time are going to be very talented people who at one point honed their skills & paid rent with furry art

[heythereeren]

arent furries like very successful and spend lots of money on commissions and stuff? like I’m sure I heard of some well known furry with a high paying job in silicon valley or as a doctor of some sort and he drops so much money on patreon and commissions. furries deadass stimulate the economy more than billionaires

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

“furries stimulate the economy more than billionaires” is exactly the kind of hot take I came to this website for

[i-am-the-blue-sunshine]

They’re also just like, overall such a kind and generous and helpful group of people? I was at a con once and getting upset because I was going to be late for a panel, but getting seen and heard when you’re in a wheelchair is hard as fuck at times - especially in loud and crowded places. I could hardly move a few feet at a time with how many people were around, and it’s not really an option for me to push through or shoulder tap to get someone’s attention. I was apparently very visible in my frustration to anyone actually taking notice of someone at waist height. Anyways, a furry noticed and came over to me to ask if I was okay, and when I explained the situation they gathered their group and marched in front of me and along side me, loudly clearing a path through what felt like a million bodies for me to follow through. It was like having my own personal chaotic and brightly colored army as escorts, and I felt pretty damn cared about by this horde of strangers.

I didn’t bump into them again after, but I think of them often and hope they’re all doing fantastically and are having happy lives.

[biggest-gaudiest-poltergeist]

holy oats you got escorted by your own PRIVATE MILITIA OF FURRY BODYGUARDS this is LEGENDARY