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Kristina | She/Her | 🏳️‍🌈 | My mom is a more impressive meme-master than me

[bugtails]

HERES HOW MARIBUG CAN STILL WIN

[c-53]

Another fun thing I do with customers - specifically parents of very small children who don’t know they’re alive yet - is directly imply I think the coffee is for the baby, not the parent. and lemme tell you, like 70% of parents eat that shit up. They immediately go along with the bit and start discussing it with their newborn child, while the baby just stares at us like 😮

[yournewfriendshouse]

[whitepeopletwitter]

[egberts]

Are you a postal worker?

Yes

No

Voting ended onSep 19, 2023

just wanted to see how many postal workers are on tumblr so reblogging is required for this one please thanks

[egberts]

interestingly, this poll keeps evening itself out around 1.7% despite the number of votes growing

[cowboy]

What would happen if you got an email

[starjasmines]

i would check it

[cowboy]

You sick fuck.

[corvophobia]

my halloween plans involve being correct

[depsidase]

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[whitepeopletwitter]

[nonusnonus]

wanna explore a shallow river and find marimo

[xueyangapologist]

“this is the hill you want to die on?” oh no i just love arguing. i fully intend to leave this hill once it gets boring. sorry for the confusion!

[vaor]

[meteorherd]

this girl at uni was dressed sooo gay and then i found out she's just straight with a lesbian mom. dykebaiting is not a victimless crime 😔

[st5lker]

date her mom ?

[glupbleepo]

date her mom

[arrghigiveup]

I need a 3D printer.

[arrghigiveup]

Edited to include the picture with lid XD

[hollowedskin]

[mothdogs]

Fun fact: many public libraries now have 3D printers that you can pay to use! We charge per gram of filament so something like this would probably be less than $10! Just a thought for anyone who wants 3D printed stuff w/o having to buy a several hundred dollar machine

[holyshitartrefs]

https://3d.si.edu/ 

There’s the link, go nuts!

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[nem23]

[eunnieboo]

her favorite lipstick

[anarcho--neptunism-deactivated2]

babe are you ok you reblogged eunnieboo’s “her favorite lipstick” again

[bgm05]

hey did you know that the wellington airport in new zealand used to have a gigantic statue of gollum catching a fish and it’s one of the scariest things i’ve ever seen? if i saw this thing while i was delirious from a 14 hour flight with no sleep i would die on the spot

[uhggleighrose]