England and Austria be like
England: So i have this younger (adoptive) brother.
Austria: He's blond and blue-eyed
England: tall and just generally well-built.
Austria: We speak the same language.
England: And when he was young, I took him in
Austria: and taught him my culture.
England: However after a while, he decided he wanted his own government.
Austria: I tried to keep him from that.
England: That only resulted in him completely shutting me out, though.
Austria: He unified all these regions
England: into one (federal) state.
Austria: But it wasn't so bad, I still had my empire.
England: Although he started on surpassing me when it came to inventions.
Austria: And finally WW1 rolled around
England: and i lost the majority of my land.
Austria: Suddenly he was so much bigger than me.
England: People started to look up to him culturally,
Austria: rather than to me.
England: Nowadays, his economy is so much stronger than mine, and he is so much more important politically.
Austria: Some people even forget i exist at all,
England: Or confuse me with other countries.
Austria: But the worst thing is
England: People actually have the nerv to say /I/ was the one with the accent.
Austria: I need a hot beverage
England: and some pastries
Austria: To get over this burn.
